Daily Tips For Modern Living

non-linear conformists think outside the box the way they are told.

I said this before, but
the more you know, the greater becomes your surface contact with the sphere of ignorance.
and now you know the rest of the story.
dwwd

'An eye for an eye makes the world go blind.'-gandhi


'Victory? We're French, we don't even have a word for it.'

Cottlestone, Cottlestone, Cottlestone pie,
A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly,
Ask me a riddle and I reply,
Cottlestone, Cottlestone, Cottlestone pie

Cottlestone, Cottlestone, Cottlestone pie
A fish can't whistle and neither can I
Ask me a riddle and I reply,
Cottlestone, Cottlestone, Cottlestone pie

Cottlestone, Cottlestone, Cottlestone pie,
Why does a chicken, I don't know why
Ask me a riddle and I reply,
Cottlestone, Cottlestone, Cottlestone pie



Me: Dude, which way does water swirl down there? You, know, when you flush the toliet?

PhattTim: Ummm, lemme go check, oh, toilets don' swirl, they flush and sinks and basins when you pull the plug it goes anti-clockwise, yah, well, I think, it goes the opposite of what your guys ones do.

'A penny saved is not very much'

people never say 'its only a game' when theye winning

What people need is a good listening to.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who came up with 'Quit while you're ahead'?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Eagles may soar, but weasels are never sucked into jet engines.

I know that the best things in life are free, but why do the next best things cost so much?

If you've melted chocolate all over your hands, youre eating it too slowly.

If it werent for electricity, we'd all be watching electricity by candlelight.

Why are wrong numbers never busy?

When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

All generalizations are false.

It took a while, but when their number dwindled from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry.
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'People who smoke pot grow up and do nothing with their lives.... Look at me. I'm a teacher.'
- My Gym Teacher

seths words of wisdom:

wherever you go, there you are



*leader of the skiing with your pants down revolution*

Pain is only temporary but pride is forever.

Heros are remembered but legends never die.
Trying is the First Step to Failure.~Homer~

Pain is temporary, Glory is forever bro, charge hard, live it and love it!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-

I knew it was glory but for are HS football team one of my friends made a sign in Metals that we hung up in are weight room sayin 'Pain is temporary, pride is forever' because last year we sucked but we need to play with pride for ourselves if we wanna be good again.

Another one is 'Tis better to die on your feet than live on your knees'

Trying is the First Step to Failure.~Homer~

amen brutha, amen

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-

'Take it back!!! The snow doesn't like *you*!!!'

'I have two theories... It's either an alien space craft, or it's not.'




'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'

Sweetcoz, thats an awesome quote. It sums up a lot of my feelings on people with fake rebelliousness. Heres one:

'To make peace you must prepare for war'
Albert Einstein
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'A beautiful girl can make you dizzy. Like you've been drinking jack and coke all morning. She can make you feel high. They are the single greatest commodity known to man. The promise. The promise of a better day. The promise of a greater hope. The promise of a new tommorow. This particular aura can be found in the gaze of a beautiful girl. In her smile, and in her soul, and in the way she makes every rotten little thing about the world seem like it's going to be okay.' - Taking Back Sunday

i've got a quote i just heard on a song, which sums up one of my friends ver well.

'i've got a love strong and mutual every afternoon with the bold and the beautiful'
~Get a haircut and get a real job~