behead the principal?
back in the day my school had like the highest population of stoners and thugs, we never had locker searches EVER and no bomb threats, but instead they installed a million security cameras like EVERYWHERE, you couldnt go anywhere without being on camera, (they thought) meenwhile i knew every blind spot in the school. some dude said he was gona shoot me with the shotgun in his trunk one day in the parking lot, i laughed in his face and told him to just walk the fuck away...
we always had tons of fights too. one day a hall was closed off because of a huge brawl and a massive pool of blood.
one teacher got run over by a car in the parking lot.