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Best combo of 3 items to buy at a Walmart

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OhMyBosh
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Try and be creative.. (yes i know i stole the idea from /b/, stfu)




Hacksaw
Black bin bags
Bleach
May 13 2009 1:13PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
few weeks ago picked up a machete, box of her pleasure trojans, and a two-liter of mountain dew.
May 13 2009 1:16PM
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steezeandskis
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a rope
some porn
and a book on autoerotic asphyxia
May 13 2009 1:20PM
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Bren-Ten
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Depends (old people underwear), Amish space heater, Dunk-A-Roos(sp)

900!
May 13 2009 1:26PM
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RudyGarmisch
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5 minutes before my grocery store closed, in walks a crackhead. Buys 20 packets of instant gravy, nothing else.
May 13 2009 1:27PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
a ski mask
a crowbar
a big bag
May 13 2009 1:42PM
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kiwisdontbounce
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White Gloves, bullets and a tarp
May 13 2009 1:47PM
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Bren-Ten
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hahahah. was it Bling bling?
May 13 2009 1:47PM
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urbanjib
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hahahahhaha did he say anything about it?
May 13 2009 1:52PM
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tyberesk
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one of my friends bet someone to buy little girl panties, condoms, and lube once at walmart... haha kind of awkward
May 13 2009 1:54PM
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soup
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you should never buy anything from walmart first of all.  but for this purpose, too funny.


May 13 2009 2:54PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
snapping turtle, condom, band aids.
May 13 2009 3:14PM
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bryanw
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living fish, heavy duty strobe light, big inflatable ball
May 13 2009 3:21PM
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.SimonB.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 713
carrots, lube, gauze
May 13 2009 3:24PM
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Tinga
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propane sudafed and a chemistry set.
May 13 2009 3:25PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
every friday for the last 3 months ive gone and gotten
ping pong balls
20 plastic cups
May 13 2009 3:47PM
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martin.
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KY Jelly and a Cucumber.
May 13 2009 3:48PM
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Aaaron.
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EPIC.
May 13 2009 3:49PM
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Steazel
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Monkey
dog's leash
babys bonnet
May 13 2009 3:52PM
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zagfan5
Posts: 2608 - Karma: 144
lighter fluid
cajun trail mix
a sombrero
May 13 2009 3:53PM
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ChefBoyardee
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Pregnancy test
duct tape
wire hangers
May 13 2009 3:56PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Trojan Magnum XXLs
Advil
Ice pack
May 13 2009 3:58PM
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Bren-Ten
Posts: 1187 - Karma: 24
Crystal meth anyone?
May 13 2009 4:33PM
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geet
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fireworks. a pipe and lighterfluid
May 13 2009 4:35PM
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45.
Posts: 3164 - Karma: 170
exlax
plastic cups
video camera
May 13 2009 4:47PM
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martin.
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ahahaha that one took me a minute. very funny.
May 13 2009 5:00PM
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imking
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Small kid size tuxedo
Duct tape
condoms
May 13 2009 5:20PM
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sconniestyle
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a bag of goldfish

a deep fryer

tartar sauce

May 13 2009 5:29PM
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_CC_
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massive bag of candy, condems, trash bags

May 13 2009 5:40PM
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COLONELSanders
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BLING BLING IS THE SHIT!!!
May 13 2009 6:11PM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
condoms
ping pong balls
plastic cups
May 13 2009 6:15PM
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Peter.
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duct tape
ski mask
rope
May 13 2009 6:25PM
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Bren-Ten
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Bling blings crack pipe hinden inside of his collar!!
May 13 2009 6:28PM
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cool.
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a really fast moped

rope

lots of band-aids
May 13 2009 6:44PM
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thelizards
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winner
May 13 2009 6:57PM
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sniche
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Rope, ladder, Suicide for dummies book
May 13 2009 7:04PM
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jerad
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KY, cock ring, blindfold
May 13 2009 7:08PM
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mmmmm...Pie
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I'd replace the duct tape with condoms
May 13 2009 7:13PM
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mwg216
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probably, since he just got done smoking his crack with his special crack pipe that he took out of his secret crack pipe collar haha
May 22 2009 4:16PM
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twix_182
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colon cleanse, condoms, wierd al album
May 22 2009 4:21PM
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slidesomeice
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An issue of mens fitness magazine
a speedo
camera

Bring a friend along
May 22 2009 4:22PM
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quixotic
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Sesame Street DVD, KY jelly, and womens panties
May 22 2009 4:25PM
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armadajj09
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Stop kidding yourself
May 22 2009 4:30PM
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