you should never buy anything from walmart first of all. but for this purpose, too funny.
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours." - Unknown.
=================================================== You got beef!? I got vegetables!
"My brother also took a shit right after that. Yes, INSIDE the car in bumper to bumper traffic. He took a shit in the car. He layed down napkins all over the floor and shit all over them. It was so funny." ~ec156
When I run, when I'm high, I just forget to get tired." ~mothaeast
I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
he wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog that's right kids
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog and his ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.