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Help me MATT MARGETTS become a coach at MOMENTUM

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Marg
Posts: 1385 - Karma: 748
Hello Everyone

       Matt Margetts here. Click for larger image  
I am trying to get a coaching job at Momentum Ski Camps for the summer.  The problem is they aren't hiring new coaches because they already have bunch pimp coaches.  But if bunch new kids sign up they'll be able to hire new coaches.  Whoever is thinking of going to camp this summer and hasn't signed up yet, SIGN UP for MOMENTUM and tell them you want me to coach you.  If they hire me I'm working on having bunch product to give away from K2 SKIS, ORAGE Outerwear, EC HEADWEAR, shades, VOLEURZ streetwear, Joystick, Smith, and DAKINE.  Most importantly I think I'd be a great coach.  I would be able to teach how to do anything on skis, tramps, and water ramps.  And if your 19 and older I'll teach you how to party like a MARGstar responsibily in Whistler. Click for larger image  
I'll teach you how to pick up chicks like a smooth talking fly pimp. Click for larger image 
 We'll have tons of beach parties on hill. Click for larger image
I'll teach you the art of Trundling. Click for larger image
And what ever else you need to learn to be THE MAN.  Hopefully everyone can help me out.  Sign up for momentum and put bunch posts in this thread to convince the bossman John Smart to hire me. 

SIGN UP FOR MOMENTUM and put me as your reference for why you SIGNED UP FOR MOMENTUM

Matt Margetts
MARG
May 7 2009 9:05PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
i feel like ive seen this thread once already...


can you teach us to make stupid faces while were on the computer though?
May 7 2009 9:07PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
yay you fixed the captions and stuff
May 7 2009 9:07PM
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uT.
Posts: 130 - Karma: 20
haha that guy in the drinking shot is getting his nuts grabbed
May 7 2009 9:13PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
yeah schmuck is getting a bit wild with the grab there heh
May 7 2009 9:15PM
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IrideWI
Posts: 2882 - Karma: 316
I already signed up awhile back, but I sent them an email anyways telling them that they should hire you! MARGETTS FOR COACH!!!
May 7 2009 9:18PM
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THE-GHOST
Posts: 101 - Karma: 530
u deserve it magritzzzzz

i mean, you already got fucked over with that coffee crisp, so lets end the bad luck there.....

GOO YOU!!!
May 7 2009 9:23PM
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BKlein
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 81
I'm in the same situation and I will do the same
May 7 2009 9:25PM
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@skiinmitch
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78

I have already signed up for momentum sess 3

May 7 2009 9:35PM
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bkiss_
Posts: 598 - Karma: 244
if i would have seen this a day ago i could have helped, but good luck. Going to session 3 by the way.
May 7 2009 9:51PM
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chugLIFE
Posts: 4714 - Karma: 1,050
copy cat.... haha but serious;y, hook this beautiful man up!
May 7 2009 10:03PM
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richards
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 11
i havent signed up yet but i am going to.. except i wanna get shitfaced...
May 7 2009 10:04PM
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Marg
Posts: 1385 - Karma: 748
i'm not copying. that douche bag schmuck wouldnt put an article on the home page for me.  I guess CHUG is just way more PRO and MARG is FLOW
May 7 2009 10:38PM
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Noah_W
Posts: 810 - Karma: 3,238
lol I remember last year when you showed that to me so funny! I'm trying my best to get some extra money so I can go to Session 2.
May 7 2009 11:09PM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
i don't have the cash to go to momentum, but i would love for you to be my coach is if i could go, so ya momentum hire him!
May 7 2009 11:11PM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
i'm signing up right now i want mathew to teach me how to be a man!
May 7 2009 11:30PM
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Karcher
Posts: 3788 - Karma: 1,934
send marg to camp!!
May 7 2009 11:31PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,428
holy shit after seeing that i want to be coached by marg haha. but unfortunately the onlly chance i have at going to camp is by playing lots and lots of gnarshmallow
May 7 2009 11:36PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
but chug is a PROOOOOOOOOOOOOO! if i wasn't failing 2 classes, i'd be going!
May 7 2009 11:42PM
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iceCream
Posts: 71 - Karma: 49
This guy has taught me so much about facebook. i feel he could coach anything
May 7 2009 11:56PM
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Hovan
Posts: 664 - Karma: 30
haha yee my b-day is a week before camp gotta love being able to legally purchase alcohol
May 8 2009 12:08AM
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Contender
Posts: 3318 - Karma: 231
dont really have the cash to go to camp :( but sent them a email just saying how sick they are etc. and how you would be a super good coachh.
May 8 2009 12:12AM
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steezerampage
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 214

I can't sign up until after the weekend but I need to be reasured your gonna have the hook up on this stuff.

May 8 2009 1:39AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
first chug now margetts?

damn momentum just seems like a giant party  house!
May 8 2009 2:09AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Marg should be a camp coach just for trundling alone.
May 8 2009 2:35AM
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Marg
Posts: 1385 - Karma: 748
I won't let you guys down, dont worry
May 8 2009 12:47PM
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LoLo913
Posts: 600 - Karma: 29
i like your first picture...u seem so happy. and if i wasn't working full time this summer in maine, i'd totally help u out
May 8 2009 1:42PM
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krystoff
Posts: 228 - Karma: 19
i'm already Pro at trundling, otherwise i would.
May 8 2009 1:51PM
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Marg
Posts: 1385 - Karma: 748
no your not but you potentially could be

 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=249616&id=501285524&ref=nf#/video/video.php?v=16898773836
May 8 2009 3:05PM
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TAFapparel
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 2,754

MATT MARGETTS IS A  BITCH

604 CRUNK DONT FUCK AROUND

May 8 2009 3:13PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
I'm in the same boat.
May 8 2009 3:22PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 156
hahahahhaa
May 8 2009 3:23PM
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Marg
Posts: 1385 - Karma: 748
No KIDS a bitch
but 604 crunk has the best vids on NS
May 8 2009 3:24PM
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NGA
Posts: 1458 - Karma: 186

this guy is the best fit to be a coach! kids would learn so much. he taught me a lot, everyone should sign up no doubt.

May 8 2009 4:58PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
bgadd closet slaying...do you teach that too?
May 8 2009 5:41PM
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Marg
Posts: 1385 - Karma: 748
sign up for momentum
for you and for Marg
May 9 2009 12:26AM
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IceCreamer
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 27
Sticky this.
May 9 2009 8:33AM
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VinzenzK.
Posts: 168 - Karma: 286
matt margett should be a coach momentum   YES yes YES!!!!!
May 9 2009 3:53PM
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bananas
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 164
wow this tread tought me so much! seriously
May 9 2009 10:31PM
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Marg
Posts: 1385 - Karma: 748
then come to momentum
May 10 2009 1:23AM
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steezymceasy
Posts: 38 - Karma: 11
P I M P
May 10 2009 1:40PM
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whitewater413
Posts: 528 - Karma: 215
bump
May 11 2009 11:05AM
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papasteeze
Posts: 12055 - Karma: 911
agreed
May 11 2009 8:25PM
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geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
do it up. /endpostwhorepost
May 11 2009 8:58PM
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Marg
Posts: 1385 - Karma: 748
Request Margetts when you sign up for Momentum
JEAH rastapharia
May 13 2009 12:55AM
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jca
Posts: 4162 - Karma: 6,261
marg, if my shoulder wasnt fucked, I would rob a jewelry store and go to momentum.
May 13 2009 1:09AM
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swTroyanchick
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 9
I LOVE MARG forever and ever and ever
May 13 2009 1:12PM
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mikeriddle
Posts: 94 - Karma: 403
JEEEEAAAAAA!!!!
May 13 2009 6:46PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,947
How about I just post in here saying how much I liked your part in Journal?  Will that help?
May 13 2009 8:32PM
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Marg
Posts: 1385 - Karma: 748
Thats pretty good noones ever told me that.  Thank you.
May 14 2009 12:31AM
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minty
Posts: 317 - Karma: 11
request marg for a coach if you want to learn how to smother your nose in a butthole and give a reach around at the same time...sober.
May 14 2009 7:42AM
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