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I got hella mad at my mom so i got kicked out of tha house

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Lil_G.
Posts: 1052 - Karma: 171
wuddup dis ya boi Lil Gordian aka tha professa

aight so dis tha deal. my mom got hella mad at me.so like dis tha story we got tha asian fools dat live here in my house cause dey be foreign exchange bullshit. so dis fool leave out dis credit card cause he be leavin fo tha weekend. he left it there on accident but he thot he lost dat shit. so i got dis card an i got like 2000 bunks worth of clothes online. anyway dey figured out it was me and tha asian fool said he wont press charges but my moms gotta kick me outta tha house. so like she gave 200 bunks and told me i gotta live by myslef. dis be cool an all but tha thing is my moms found my thizzles dat i just bought and so i ain't got shit except 200 bunks (and i spent like $90 on a Coogi jacket). so like right now shit hella sucks and i jus be chillin in tha local library but i gotta go meet up wit tha homiez. i think i be living wid armando man for a lil till i get my own place. oh an i forgot to mention i cant move in wit my dad cause he hela mad that i broke his leg hella days ago

aight fools peace love an respekt an support
May 7 2009 8:27PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
i read the first line and i already agree with your mother
May 7 2009 8:29PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
man what are you doin???? go back to your  house and smack a bitch! thats your house!
May 7 2009 8:29PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
howdy Lil G.
May 7 2009 8:29PM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30

Learn correct grammar

Get a job

Grow up

May 7 2009 8:31PM
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i.am.a.skier.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 14

can you say black skier

nott, but for real that does blow

May 7 2009 8:31PM
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ryanwar6
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 114
We are looking for a roommate lil g. You can come live with us. PM me for details.
May 7 2009 8:31PM
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NataliePortman
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 84
i think i might have to switch back to boys medium after reading that nig ass shit
May 7 2009 8:32PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
fuck yes.
May 7 2009 8:32PM
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Tuff_207
Posts: 125 - Karma: 10
Yo waddup Lil G

good luck man
May 7 2009 8:32PM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
yo i could lend you some bunks
May 7 2009 8:33PM
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Hack.The.Pow.
Posts: 1294 - Karma: 25
are you serious?
May 7 2009 8:36PM
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beowulf
Posts: 893 - Karma: 164
1.  pick up your lap top 
2. get off the porch steps
3. go back inside because 12 year olds cant be kicked out
4.  grow some ball fro and chest pubes
May 7 2009 8:36PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8710 - Karma: 5,615
dang, tricky situation man. how old are you? if you are at a young enough age that you actually depend on your momma you should go back and tell her your sorry and you realize all the bad shit youve done and youl straighten your shit up.
May 7 2009 8:37PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
wow, you have completely butchered the English language. My IQ just dropped exponentially.
May 7 2009 8:39PM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
Oh the ignorance.
May 7 2009 8:39PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
yo Lil G, please break the legs of the noobs who dont know who you are.
May 7 2009 8:39PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
I love how so many NS staples are coming back!

And Lil_G you just gotta start hustlin.
May 7 2009 8:39PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
lmao i love how half the kids dont know the legacy of lil_g and are mad hating
May 7 2009 8:39PM
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D-Rex
Posts: 285 - Karma: 40
You showed that asian fucker whats up.
May 7 2009 8:40PM
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andrew.
Posts: 2349 - Karma: 165
YESSSSSS



lil g, you shoulda pimp smacked that hoe.  dont let her be frontin all up in yo shit.
May 7 2009 8:41PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
the returnnn....lil g why dont u come on more often
May 7 2009 8:42PM
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Tuff_207
Posts: 125 - Karma: 10
1.  Learn your shit
2.  Stop being a noob
3.  Get some respekt for Lil G
4.  grow some ball bro and chest pubes

May 7 2009 8:42PM
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Paulage
Posts: 521 - Karma: 102
hahah do you know who your talking to?
May 7 2009 8:42PM
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Lil_G.
Posts: 1052 - Karma: 171
nigga fuck you

I be like 19 bud i can beat your ass
May 7 2009 8:43PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
so glad Lil G is back. speaking of which, where the fuck is Freschies?
May 7 2009 8:43PM
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Corben
Posts: 710 - Karma: 49
lil g, respekt
May 7 2009 8:44PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
hahahah ohhh lil g
May 7 2009 8:44PM
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JABrecon
Posts: 142 - Karma: 10
1) Smack a hoe
2) Fuck bitches
3) Get money

and always remember your priorities: blunts, bongs, and bluetooth
May 7 2009 8:44PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
white gurl bout to get RAPED
May 7 2009 8:44PM
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iRide1080s
Posts: 660 - Karma: 411
Haha you beat me to it..
May 7 2009 8:45PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
goddammit....


such made facepalm...
May 7 2009 8:45PM
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liftedresearcher
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 1,774
ahaha what a rook.

lil g, dog you just gotta grease it and you should be good to send.
May 7 2009 8:45PM
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Dosh
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 14
im all for that. n00bs better show tha professa some respek, nawmean?! welcome back lil g
May 7 2009 8:46PM
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Gnams
Posts: 891 - Karma: 31
Well with the reading that practically was impossible to read.

1. Black people don't ski. Thats a fact that everyone knows.

2. You sound very stupid and i would have kicked you out of the house if you were my son, or at least sent you back to school.

3. I'm probably guessing your white trying to be hardcore black.

You deserve it
May 7 2009 8:46PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
hahah "like 19"
thank you for coming back lil_g
May 7 2009 8:46PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
ignance?
May 7 2009 8:47PM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
Sure. Either way, bunch of noobs.
May 7 2009 8:50PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
yah nig i know how ya feel home boy
May 7 2009 8:51PM
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Tuff_207
Posts: 125 - Karma: 10
Bitch if u was in my hosue I woulda kicked you the fuck out for having no respekt

STupid Noob
May 7 2009 8:52PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Shitty day + Lil' G postin up = not so shitty day.

wu tang!
May 7 2009 8:53PM
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Ben.
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May 7 2009 8:55PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
Oh shit dood, she fownd ur thizz pillz? Looks lyke yew need too break her legz tew.
May 7 2009 8:55PM
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strongmark
Posts: 3278 - Karma: 883
i started reading, i didnt get beyond asian fools day.

May 7 2009 8:57PM
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Pisces
Posts: 905 - Karma: 13
you had every right to spend all those bunks on those clathes lil g. your moms a bitch for kicking you out, like seriously who the fuck cares its only 2 gs thats chump change to me and you. good to see you back, and i expect a sick blading edit along with more smoking videos soon. respekt
May 7 2009 8:58PM
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Mrvic.
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 154
@ight m@NG Cauldnt undastandd ya, @ all. tha way ya be typen ya wawrds iz really C0NFUSIn ma M3Nt@l.
i guess this wasnt a joke.. grow up cuz no one else is gonna love u but ur fam...
May 7 2009 8:59PM
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gnarlygoodski22
Posts: 429 - Karma: 18

hahahahhhahahahha

dude, sorry to hear about your shit, lil g. I am hoping all the big g's will help out, being so close to the hood and all. but seriously that sucks and i would be quick to say, "i'm sorry, that was really stupid." Even though it may hurt to say (but come on man its fucking true) its wayyyyy better than going through the trouble of living on your own. Plus i'm sure there is free food for you all the time at your moms place. peace

May 7 2009 8:59PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
kill yourself. the kid Gordian is fucking TEFLON. they cant touch you dude. stay up.
May 7 2009 9:00PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
tryin to be cool but you dont know shit. fuckin noob. watch who your talkin to, the internet is a dangerous place.
May 7 2009 9:01PM
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Tuff_207
Posts: 125 - Karma: 10
Behind every person there is a pack of haters, the amount of haters thjat you have depends on your success.  Shake off the laters Lil G, mad respekt dawg.
May 7 2009 9:03PM
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Piste.Off
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respekt, lil g.

awesome return
May 7 2009 9:06PM
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