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Holy shit zombies!!

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skithe49th
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It's BBC so it's legit

http://www.bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm
May 1 2009 10:16PM
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TheBeardedOne
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I like your style haha I'm in... bring my benelli, mauser and .22... pick up a few handguns and machetes on the way there along with lots of food and supplies, we'll bring my dad's big ass truck for runnin' over zombies! I'm gonna use my rifle for snipin' bitches though not just deer..
May 2 2009 5:49PM
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hellomynameisjef
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so basically, we need to start a NS community, deep in the woods of alaska. any guns are good, and machetes for close combat. also, tree houses.
May 2 2009 6:23PM
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inactive
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posting in a thread graced by b norris
May 2 2009 6:24PM
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yourthemannowdog
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its better to be black because zombies prefer white persons blood.
May 2 2009 6:29PM
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TheBeardedOne
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I don't even want to think about how messed up that society would be compared to the one we live in now haha a buch of 10-20something people with zombies on the prowl..
May 2 2009 6:52PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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no it was already said the US might wanna bomb the islands so we're all meeting towards north of vancouver!!! bring lots of supplies i steal dead ppls cars and drive out there, bringing beezys with me so its not sausage fest and we can make a greater ns population wtih time!!

ps. please bring booze and lots of weed seeds so we can have marijuana crops near us for an awesome time while killing zombies!!!! and whatever pieces u all have ( preferable small spoons/chillums so it can be carried everywhere at all times)
May 2 2009 9:28PM
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Hansel.
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hahaha
May 2 2009 9:29PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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by the way... this is definitely a hoax. it's pretty easy to tell from reading the article, and if you try to search for the article on the REAL BBC site, it doesn't exist.
May 2 2009 9:30PM
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hank_hill
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party pooper
May 2 2009 9:36PM
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AwR
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MY LIFE WILL FINALLY BE COMPLETE!
thank god i bought all the guns before obama took them from me! wahoo! 
May 2 2009 9:44PM
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eric25
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Have you ever seen a zombie movie. The/A black person always dies first, or neat first.
May 3 2009 12:07AM
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eric25
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near* first.

Also, these zombies are only alive for two hours max. I think we'll all be fine.

And like the other guy said, it's not on the real BBC website. Still though, planning is fun.
May 3 2009 12:09AM
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SlickRick.
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this threads' responses are epic.
May 3 2009 12:33AM
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Talacious[Tally]
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noob. zombies can smell your flesh and blood duh, so they will find you
May 3 2009 12:38AM
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TheBeardedOne
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I really like the way you think.
May 3 2009 1:25AM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
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Hell yah im on my way to mexico right now to fight some zombies!

I got my 12 guage, 3 pistols, amo, beef jerky, and my chainsaw, BRING IT ON!

May 4 2009 7:26PM
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Thenowhereman42
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That'll save my life one day.
May 4 2009 8:38PM
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MangoSteeze
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Fools.. go get your guns at wal-mart and gun stores... that will be the first place the infected go...


STAY AWAY FROM POPULATED AREAS



May 4 2009 9:24PM
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skithe49th
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RETALLAK LODGE!!!

we can chill with karl the gnarl and TANNER HALL and smoke herb and pillow ski and kill zombies then go skiing after
May 4 2009 9:30PM
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BNik
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off shore oil rig and a ak 47
May 4 2009 10:25PM
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Malcolm
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all i need is the fucking ray gun.
May 4 2009 10:34PM
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MatRich
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I would be somewhat stoked if zombies attacked... its like a childhood dream on acid
May 4 2009 10:41PM
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Malcolm
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have you played nazi zombies? itd be fucking scary
May 4 2009 10:51PM
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derbski
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I am pulling a lawnchair larry, hooking up a bunch of weather balloons to a lawnchair. I am brining food, beer, weed, a sniper, and a whole lot of porno.
May 4 2009 10:56PM
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*Fujative*
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that would be the best idea, ever.
May 6 2009 1:58PM
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k-rob
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same. shit would be off the chain. especially if it was L4D style. I'd be Louis. I'd bang Zoey.
May 6 2009 2:04PM
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derbski
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Thanks, I thought so too, I would be safe unless some really fucked up shit went down and they gained the ability to fly, but in that case there is no hope for mankind. Also, if the virus became airborne, but that totaly ruins the whole point of zombies, who kill turn you into zombies with a bite or scratch. I would really prefer a hot air balloon to the lawnchair; there is no way to sleep or jerk off to all of the porn I said I am bringing in a lawn chair without the likelyhood of falling off. However, weather balloons can stay up for months while hot air balloons don't. I might just get like 300 weather balloons and tie them all to a basket, I could wait out like 5 apocalypes up there with 5 lbs of weed, a large supply of water as well as a rain catching device, a ton of non perishable food, a sniper with plenty of ammunition, porn, a tarp for when it rains, and a bird trap. Hell I might just say fuck the zombie apocalypse and do this anyways

May 6 2009 4:16PM
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