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Holy shit zombies!!

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skithe49th
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It's BBC so it's legit

http://www.bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm
May 1 2009 10:16PM
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deleted5
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that's fucking sweet
May 1 2009 10:17PM
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k-rob
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thread with same link is still on first page...just saying.
May 1 2009 10:18PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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im so prepped ive been playin a shit ton of nazi zombies lately
May 1 2009 10:22PM
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hartig
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this mixed with the avon t-virus freaks me out
May 1 2009 10:23PM
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Talacious[Tally]
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exactly what i was about to say.

thank god i know how to kill nazi zombies!

May 1 2009 10:24PM
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hartig
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also, fake
i'm a bit disappointed actually, i was looking forward to whipping out the old chainsaw
May 1 2009 10:26PM
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St.Steezy
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word. Pretty sure my buddies and I could barricade a house for a very long time..
May 2 2009 1:49AM
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fsscott
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would be sick if it was real

i think we need zombies to invade the planet, and we would know well in advance, and could have a RL version of ALIEN NAZI ZOMBIES!!!
May 2 2009 2:00AM
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scratchproteen
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zombies...its going to happen.
May 2 2009 2:48AM
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Swaggermager
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The makers of COD 5 new this would happen and were preping us for when they attack.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
May 2 2009 11:29AM
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ECGove
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haha its like the COD makers knew this was gonna happen. I'm set for sure, got to level 25 yesterday.
May 2 2009 11:37AM
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Balto
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EVERYONE POST YOU ZOMBIE PLANS!

1. walmart! guns/food/electronics and only like 3 entrances into the store! plus zombies will always go to malls and suberbs, its in their DNA

2. Norther canada/alaska, to cold for zombies to live, highways up there tho would be crazy

3. Cabin in the mountains, cold and in the middle of no where, zombies will never go there
May 2 2009 11:45AM
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no_steeze
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i like the sound of walmart

although in the movies it never ends well when people hole themselves up in a large building, the zombies always get in
May 2 2009 11:54AM
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Balto
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but in movies people always go to department stores/malls and dont use the tools at hand to secure the store.
May 2 2009 11:58AM
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KravtZ
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if a zombie attack comes gettin my moms minivan pickin up my friends goin to one o fmy friends house gettin supllies hes crazy his dad has like 20 guns soooooo much ammo gunna get that shit then he  has survival rations in his attack gunna pick that up thne rob some stores for supplies get his giant trucks head north. krill up north for a bit see how that goes if it spreads up north then gunna get on my friends boat gunna live out on an island bring some biddies be all good
May 2 2009 12:05PM
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KravtZ
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if a zombie attack comes gettin my moms minivan pickin up my friends goin to one o fmy friends house gettin supllies hes crazy his dad has like 20 guns soooooo much ammo gunna get that shit then he  has survival rations in his attack gunna pick that up thne rob some stores for supplies get his giant trucks head north. krill up north for a bit see how that goes if it spreads up north then gunna get on my friends boat gunna live out on an island bring some biddies be all good
May 2 2009 12:06PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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I WAS HOPING ALL OF MY ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TRAINING WOULD NEVER NEED TO BE USED, BUT APPARENTLY NOW I MUST START STOCKING UP ON FIREARMS, BEEF JERKY, AND GATORADE.
May 2 2009 12:10PM
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*Fujative*
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Walmart could work. The one by me only has two entrances. One could find supplies such as metal from displays to block one completely off. They sell alcohol, so one could make plenty of molotovs. They sell guns too, so as someone is throwing molotovs, a few people could be aiming for headshots with rifles. Once they break in, people would need to move to the storage part in the warehouse. Hold them off back there and evenutally take food and more supplies onto the roof. There should be roof access in the back. Because the building is about 3 stories, 30ft maybe, I doubt they could climb up. Have a person or two stationed at the ladder to make sure they dont climb up and your soild. Just wait for recuse. When you run out of supplies, take a group to head back down.
May 2 2009 12:14PM
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wh@t
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are you guys crazy! thats like rule number one! if you want to survive you stay where you can always get away. duh. if you hole yourself up, the zombies will get in. zombies ALWAYS get in. go to mountains and or remote islands. greenland, iceland even, kill all the zombies theres, create a new settlement. build an army. i got this shit.
May 2 2009 12:19PM
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Balto
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wait, fast zombies or slow zombies?
May 2 2009 12:20PM
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*Fujative*
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the zombies will just go in the water. because they are dead, they will just simply walk under the water, like Pirates. Then out of no where, you will be fucked on an island. You would need to make like a bubble, like that move with Jim Carey when his life was on tv.
May 2 2009 12:22PM
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*Fujative*
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it would be a mix of both. I would think american zombies overall would be slower because a lot of them are overweight, were overseas, a most of them are more fit.
dont forget about zombies in wheelchairs!
May 2 2009 12:23PM
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wh@t
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theres always the remote mountains of the world. zombies, real zombies, aint so hot at climbing. go live in a remote mountain valley in Norway. build an army.
May 2 2009 12:24PM
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Balto
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fuck, african zombies. we would be fucked if they migrated here
May 2 2009 12:24PM
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*Fujative*
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true, but survival of the fittest would come into play and eventually the zombies would learn/be better at climbing. However this would take a while to happen.
another good place would be on like a huge boat, like a cruise ship. it would be almost impossible to climb up the sides.
May 2 2009 12:50PM
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Balto
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until the gene became airborn and 1 person on the boat got it, then you would be fucked
May 2 2009 1:10PM
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*Fujative*
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son of a bitch... if zombies were to attack, it would eventually end in game over.
May 2 2009 1:12PM
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Balto
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not really, the only survival plan tht would be 100% is to get to the south pole and join a penguin group, befriend their leader, and have him fish for you. when ever you needed suplies you could take the 2 day boat trip back to chilli with a small group and gather wood/food. for water just melt snow. this is assuming tho that the gene only last spring-fall
May 2 2009 1:15PM
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*Fujative*
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great idea. I will start to learn penguin. when the pandemic starts, we will get in touch and start the survival plan. we could be the people who save the human race.

















bahaha. by the way, the penguin comment was great. i was not expecting that.
May 2 2009 1:20PM
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Balto
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^i love penguins, i 3 glass ones on my desk :)
May 2 2009 1:25PM
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Captain-T
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Love it!!! SO pumped for the zombie apocalypse.

Im grabbing my Winchester and my Ruger, heading to a little gun store known as Ellwood Epps up Highway 11 in Ontario, obtaining more weapons and ammo, somehow getting food, going back down to Orillia and stealing a yacht. Thats the innitial plan. We'll see what happens when the time comes.

May 2 2009 1:54PM
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east_toast
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bought this a few years ago just in case
May 2 2009 2:02PM
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Bepo
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this thread makes me realize how unprepared I am for a zombie pandemic. I'm gonna go look up all the nearest gun stores and draw up a survival plan. We need to have an established NS meeting place in case of zombies, probably somewhere deep in alaska
May 2 2009 2:03PM
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Balto
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problem with alaska tho is the US at 1 point will start bombing its land to kill zombies, thats why im thinking northern canada. i'd say northwestern BC, right on the ocean. that way we can fish for food, lots of thick ever greens, and fresh water running off from the mountains. official meet place for NS is exactly 243 miles north of vancouver fallowing the high way, start counting right at the edge of the city limits. items we recomend bringing are:

Guns(rifles for deer, shotguns for zomies)
knifes
knife sharpeners
canned food
as much water as you can get
warm cloths
any fishing gear you have
good hiking boots
a guitar or 2 would be nice(extra strings to)
cameras to document everything
building tools for huts(nails, hammers, saws, ect)
May 2 2009 2:12PM
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Balto
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and if you are not already in the PNW, there will be a new caravan leaving from tht location every sunday at 1:25 pm.
May 2 2009 2:15PM
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no_steeze
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that would be true even if they weren't zombies, fuck kenyans
May 2 2009 2:21PM
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*Fujative*
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I got a 22. rifle, 12 gauge shotty, and two 30-30 rifles with lots of ammo. I'm pretty set.
I have 2 hunting knifes with a sharpener.
Warm clothes is a given.
Gotta head to Costco for bulk food and water.
Fishing, and guitar will be a negative.
I got Salomon hiking boots.
I got 2 DSLR's.
My dad is a carpenter, so I got penalty of building materials.

I'm located in Michigan. Are we going to meet in BC when it is considered a pandemic? Fill me in on details. It will take me about 3-4 days to drive out there.
May 2 2009 2:37PM
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Balto
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once the first murder from a zombie happens in north america happens is when we meet
May 2 2009 2:53PM
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kiwisdontbounce
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left 4 dead anyone? dream come true.
May 2 2009 2:54PM
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Nicholas.
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pfft finally, i get above level twenty in zombies all the time lately.

and my plan is simple, all my friends and i have multiple firearms as it is, so we just need more ammo, so you know go to the easiest place to get it whether it seems to be wal mart or dicks or a local gun shop (probably dicks i feel like) then we go to my friends farm and climb to the top of the cornmeal silo make sure we have a good supply of food and water, but if we run out of food we can eat the cornmeal just fine. we'd be set to wait it out and kill zombies for a while.

and yes we have all planned this out together, escape routes and all.

i think this would be our approximate arsenal so far.

2 12 gauge shotguns
2 22 handguns
2 22 rifles
2 30 06
2 30 30
1 357 magnum
1 9
1 45

thats all i can think of right now, we'd be killin it.

May 2 2009 3:00PM
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k-rob
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haha i bought that for my aunt last christmas
May 2 2009 3:05PM
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JABrecon
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Get a few shotguns and rifles, find a Hummer, buy a bunch of booze, and drive to the nearest port. Hijack a big ass sailboat (so you don't need to refuel) and just wait it out partying on a yacht while civilization is going to shit.
May 2 2009 3:07PM
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skijunkiedtm
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im set, my naigbhor has a concrete nuclear bomb proof bunker that the old owner built during the cold war.
May 2 2009 3:09PM
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Balto
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not the best idea to survive long term
May 2 2009 3:10PM
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Novea
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On my bedside table.  Good reading, that.
May 2 2009 3:15PM
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skijunkiedtm
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i feel with enough rations i could survive until the the resistence (there is bound to be one) gets organized. then i would join them and provide a safe bunker. also 3 of my other neighbors have mini armories so we are set on weaponry.
May 2 2009 3:18PM
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*Fujative*
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Yes! L4D!
May 2 2009 3:18PM
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*Fujative*
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May 2 2009 3:29PM
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Balto
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lot of good info there, but most of it applys to slow zombies
May 2 2009 3:42PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Yeah, it would be fun to kill a bunch of stupid zombies, but if they were like the ones that have super-zombie strength that would be bad, i don't think we could hold out for long.
May 2 2009 4:26PM
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