in preschool we used to race to get the coolest cowboy boots (red and black obviously) i always won, Some kid named daniel always broke the coolest toys, At the end of the day we would always have races outside, and one time my shoe fell off and i still won! i ran over sharp rocks and everything, craziest thing ever
sex in any kind of water, shower, pool, ocean, etc feels terrible. Doesn't feel like a vagina at all, it feel slike... jerking off with a wet hand - Infernohits
Ribbed for her pleasure? Fuck that. Turn that sucker inside out for your pleasure.-pbskl
women, can't live without them and they can't pee standing up-Rube Baker
one of the few things i remember from preschool was when this one girl couldnt wipe her own ass so we all had to sit out in the hallway by the door to the bathroom so the teacher could help her and still kinda keep an eye on here.
no relevance to what you need help with it but it's a pretty funny story.
I mastered the art of skipping school to ski in preschool. I was used to skiing everyday in the winter and then i started preschool and December came around and I was pissed that I had to go to school instead of going to the mountain so I got really good at convincing my mom and dad to let me skip and go ride haha
i remember getting given quiche for lunch one day and crying about it, so they gave me icecream...
also i fell in the playground and completely fucked up my knee. i still have a massive scar from when i cut it, apparently i shouldve got stitches but instead i went to the nurse and she gave me a fucking rasin. what a bitch.
Onions Baby Onions!
"the fame was like a drug... but what was more like a drug were the drugs."
Me and anouther kid in preschool jumped over the back fence into the ravine and walked down it for a couple hours and they teachers thought that we had been kidnapped so they called the cops. In the end we got in a lot of trouble and eventually ended up changing the height of the back fence :)
T "It's my storm. I can make it do whatever I want."