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Preschool stories?

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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858
anyone have on that has some significance to learning about life or something i need one for english class and i cant think of any during my preschool year lol thanks
Apr 28 2009 12:43AM
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uni-corn
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I took a nap.... probably. And colored shit.
Apr 28 2009 12:47AM
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gnarlygoodski22
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Some kid bit me...but are you looking for books? or stupid stories of kids? haha
Apr 28 2009 12:50AM
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Santa-Cruz
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wasnt in preschool but w/e i had just learned how to give people the finger and i fliped off my tearcher during nap time
Apr 28 2009 12:50AM
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JayDope
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in preschool we used to race to get the coolest cowboy boots (red and black obviously) i always won, Some kid named daniel always broke the coolest toys, At the end of the day we would always have races outside, and one time my shoe fell off and i still won! i ran over sharp rocks and everything, craziest thing ever
Apr 28 2009 12:52AM
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hoodSlayer
Posts: 900 - Karma: 7
In preschool I had like 4 "girlfriends" and was pretty much a huge pimp...I also remember biting a lot of people and comparing craps
Apr 28 2009 12:53AM
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nathanielstyza
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one of the few things i remember from preschool was when this one girl couldnt wipe her own ass so we all had to sit out in the hallway by the door to the bathroom so the teacher could help her and still kinda keep an eye on here.

no relevance to what you need help with it but it's a pretty funny story.
Apr 28 2009 1:02AM
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kko
Posts: 336 - Karma: 49
I mastered the art of skipping school to ski in preschool. I was used to skiing everyday in the winter and then i started preschool and December came around and I was pissed that I had to go to school instead of going to the mountain so I got really good at convincing my mom and dad to let me skip and go ride haha
Apr 28 2009 1:03AM
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OhMyBosh
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i remember getting given quiche for lunch one day and crying about it, so they gave me icecream...

also i fell in the playground and completely fucked up my knee. i still have a massive scar from when i cut it, apparently i shouldve got stitches but instead i went to the nurse and she gave me a fucking rasin. what a bitch.
Apr 28 2009 1:08AM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
i pooped some kid's pants. i stole his pants, then shit in them.
Apr 28 2009 1:21AM
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Jordan
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We use to make those shrinky dink things where you paint shit on plastic then throw those things in the toaster oven and they shrink.

We'll apparently my teacher decided to leave the room and to toaster oven caught on fire and I ran around screaming like a little bitch, as did the rest of the class.
Apr 28 2009 1:27AM
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jayo.
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haha. thank you for the lawl
Apr 28 2009 1:28AM
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OhMyBosh
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i love how everyone has totally ignored the OP's idea for this thread.
Apr 28 2009 1:29AM
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hoodSlayer
Posts: 900 - Karma: 7
I had completely forgotten about those things +++k...now that I think about it theres so much weird/funny shit that happened in preschool
Apr 28 2009 1:34AM
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J-Wallz
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hhahahaha that just made me think of ron white
Apr 28 2009 8:47AM
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willyg0808
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my teacher called my mom a grandma... we left that preschool
Apr 28 2009 8:48AM
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rhcp
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I went to a preschool run entirely by women, so they never taught us the appropriate way to take a piss in the john.

We would all stand up and instead of just making our zippers go down or pulling down our elastic bands we would pull our pants down and take a piss with our asses hanging out in the open.

Needless to say, when I  got to kindergarten I got flamed really bad by some badass first graders.

Life Lesson:  Theres a proper way to take a piss, and first graders are dickheads.
Apr 28 2009 9:06AM
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Beans13
Posts: 441 - Karma: 12

bahahaha I lol'ed.

Shitty man, what a way to fuck up kids- let women teach them

Apr 28 2009 9:22AM
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willyg0808
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hahahaha... that sucks
Apr 28 2009 9:22AM
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Delphi
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a kid I know claims he got head in preschool. He also thought he had sex because he laid down naked with a girl in first grade. he was getting that young stuff I guess.
Apr 28 2009 11:08AM
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urbanjib
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i was chasing a red ball i never got to play with, and ran into the wall...

i got 4 stitches on my head, and was screaming cause this lil bitch got the ball instead of me... i didnt care that there was blood on my face, i just wanted the damn thing
Apr 28 2009 12:31PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Me and anouther kid in preschool jumped over the back fence into the ravine and walked down it for a couple hours and they teachers thought that we had been kidnapped so they called the cops. In the end we got in a lot of trouble and eventually ended up changing the height of the back fence :)
Apr 28 2009 2:36PM
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Download-My-Apps
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I used to think my preschool teachers were married and lived together, they were two middle aged women.
Apr 28 2009 3:33PM
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