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The Verb 'to Wallisch'

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nickyp
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So apparently, the pretzel man has leant his name to a new verb, that I stumbled upon on Urban Dictionary today.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=to+wallisch


Apr 25 2009 6:35AM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
see you're doing it right now
i like Wallisch as much as the next guy but get real NS
also a revision

To Wallisch:
To, as a group, simultaneously suck a man's dick and kiss his ass through the internet


Apr 26 2009 6:04PM
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GreenHorn
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ok why do you not like wallisch? is it cause hes popular? im not one of those kids that thinks wallisch is a god and is the best ever. this thread is now rediculous. its just a joke.
Apr 26 2009 6:08PM
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summersover
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what part of "i like wallisch" in my post did you not get
i love terry walmart (no homo of course) but i hate the kids who are obsessed with him
fuck if anyone else was in the team america edit and did the exact same tricks as Wallisch kids would hate it because Dumont was in it

Apr 26 2009 6:11PM
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GreenHorn
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oh sorry i thought you were talking about me
Apr 26 2009 6:13PM
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summersover
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nah just kids on NS in general
Apr 26 2009 6:14PM
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Steezius_Maximus
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yea seriously
Apr 26 2009 6:25PM
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alabamahotpocket
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i dont think this term applies to powder skiing, cuz we all know twall caint ski pow worth a shit
Apr 26 2009 6:47PM
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FUUUCK
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you havent seen him ski pow have you?
Apr 26 2009 7:20PM
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cobra_commander
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I hope you all have found a bulk knee-pad supplier already.
Apr 26 2009 9:05PM
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RastaSkier9
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What the fuck are you guys serious. How do you think that amazing? That has to be the dumbest thing I've ever read. Get over yourself!
Apr 27 2009 12:11AM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Why's this such a big deal?

Is it so wrong to enjoy watching someone execute tricks perfectly and flawlessly?

The kid is a phenomenal park skier.
Give credit where credit is due.

I hate the fact that just because you like the way someone skis it means you "suck their dick."
Apr 28 2009 9:04PM
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summersover
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do you not look at SG?
every second thread is tom wallisch this tom wallisch that these kids worship the man
i have said numerous times that i like wallisch and admire his skill but this is far more than
"liking the way someone skis"
Apr 28 2009 9:07PM
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ButteredToast.
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Oh okay.
I wasn't personally attacking you.
And every once in a while in a sport there comes an athlete that is so phenomenal it's hard NOT to see stuff about them everywhere.

Lance armstrong
michael phelps
tiger woods
tom wallisch

Catch my drift?
Apr 28 2009 9:12PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
haha yeah its chill and i get what you're saying
my initial comment was just an overstatement of NS kids' obsession with Mr. Wallnuts
Apr 28 2009 9:16PM
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bb_Skier
Posts: 158 - Karma: 63
so true
Apr 28 2009 9:17PM
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jib_roni
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roflcopters.  hahahaha
Apr 28 2009 9:25PM
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alabamahotpocket
Posts: 57 - Karma: 10
i saw him try, and it was funny shit. all he could do was afterbang and go straight
Apr 28 2009 11:54PM
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Bentley@DOSMedia
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Rosow is soo sick in the backcountry. I agree that I dont understand why no one talks about him.
Apr 29 2009 2:46AM
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Jamie_Baril
Posts: 2196 - Karma: 2,513
who shit in your cereal
Apr 29 2009 3:03AM
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kzrstf
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you sir are and idiot, please, go buy slamina right now
Apr 29 2009 8:39AM
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Ben.
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NEWSFLASH. BC booters does not = "skiing" pow. it means he can land straight and make it down and stop.

im not saying wallisch cant ski pow, but until we see video that he can, or cant, you cant really say shit either way
Apr 29 2009 2:51PM
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Guma317CV
Posts: 73 - Karma: 24
Wallisching..super steezy no cares jibbin..amazing wallish!!
Apr 29 2009 3:40PM
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screaminseamin11
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when did NS get so good at suckkiinggggg dick
Apr 29 2009 3:46PM
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garygohard
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Tom Wallisch wallisches life
Apr 29 2009 3:57PM
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RastaSkier9
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You guys are amazing.  I hope you understand your talking about a person who is 21 at the most and is doing what he loves to do.  I dont agree with the verb "wallisch" or how much he gets talked about, but fuck he is young doing what he is good at and what makes him HAPPY in life.  Maybe he can ski pow maybe not, but a year ago no one was talking about him and now hes the talk of everything.  Quit looking up to him like he changed the world and let him have fun on the mountain just like everyone else.  All I know is, I cant do half the stuff he can do on skis, but i garentee we have the same amount of fun out there.
Apr 29 2009 11:58PM
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Smuffy
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not really relevant but i found this on wikipedia on the "grind rail" page.

Some of the great rail performers in skiing are Tom Wallisch and Ian Cosco.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grind_rail
Apr 30 2009 10:39AM
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alabamahotpocket
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twall is so full of himself he probably put that in there. quick suckin twalls dick, all he can do is slay park. i will respect him when he can schralp pow like EP or A-mahre
Apr 30 2009 11:04AM
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