Anyway, the hockey jock next to me said "Did you just fucking shit your pants?" I replied "No..." then slowly made my way to the door, with my butt cheeks rubbing tablespoons of ass molasses between their steamy counterparts.
Sir, i'm gonna have to take away your return/enter key, for misconduct and abuse purposes, and for making this thread longer then it had to be
i like the effort the OP put forth but sorry man still deserves the eheath face palm
on occasion I'll shit in my pants just because I don't make it in time , but generally I just shit in my hands, and walk around untill I find a trash can to put it in....or if I can't find a trash can I just put it in my pocket ~ shreadsticks
Beast the East
Boston mills and Brandywine is where you'll find me
Why are we dyin' to live, when we're just livin' to die?