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How to prank my friend

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wazzucrewskier
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So this morning I wake up and go outside of my apartment to find my explorer sitting on a cinder block with my back left tire off and on my balcony.  So now I need to find a way to get back at my friend.  I was thinking of maybe letting all the air out of his tires, but i dont know if that would fuck up his tires in any way, anyone know?

Rules:

CANNOT
-cause any real damage
-be illegal

Apr 23 2009 3:18PM
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EAST~COAST
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get the stuff that you can write on cars with and draw pig penis's alllll over his car lmfao
Apr 23 2009 3:21PM
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McLeod
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put pieces of baloney on the hood of his car, then put peanut butter under the handles, then seran wrap that bitch
Apr 23 2009 3:23PM
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Mr.Panda
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stupid, and immature66666

unplug his battery and let the air out of his tires...  they will see the tires and fill them, then go to turn on their car and they cant.  there is a couple other things a friend of mine would say to do but he is a mechanic so i wouldnt know how to do it or fix it.
Apr 23 2009 3:23PM
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SteezyOhio
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dont, him thinking that your gonna fuck his car up will be way worse then actually doing it, act like you have to meet with friends to talk about "something"

but if your gonna be a dick to him you could use one of the many many pranks ive gotten
make a banana split with all the damn ingredients on his freakn windshield
put peanut butter under his door handles
maple syrup or honey alll over every window of his car

^ all these happened to me, the last 2 happened well i was at school, but i thought of others such as:
hide crickets in his tire jack space, so he wonders where they are, and they smell like pure shit
put a squirrel or raccoon in his trunk, in a box or cage possibly?
get up really early and before he leaves for school/work hide in the back seast if he has enough tint, and scare him shitless

just ideas

Apr 23 2009 3:23PM
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theblacktaco
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if he has a jeep ... take everthing off his car  .. those things come apart so easily
Apr 23 2009 3:26PM
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Malcolm
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yeah thats the best idea. just keep buying random supplys and act super suspicious about them and when he asks what theyre for say something stupid
Apr 23 2009 3:27PM
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wazzucrewskier
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hmmm i have lots of sticker vinyl i could make a big dick out of that stuff haha.

unfortunately i dont think i will be able to get access to his keys, so anything like that probably wont work.  i really like the unplugging the battery idea but i dont think i would be able to pop the hood.
Apr 23 2009 3:29PM
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Snowcase
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Get a gay sticker and put it on his license plate. He'll get pulled over and have to explain his gay pride. If that fails, saran wrap. Actually packing wrap works much better. My dad sells it and my cousin and I wrapped a guys car at work who did the gay sticker to him.
Apr 23 2009 3:32PM
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strongmark
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burn his neighbors house down.  make sure no pets are inside though, its always really sad when animals die.
Apr 23 2009 3:46PM
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InkShrink
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My co-workers took dog shit and wiped it all over this other girl's windshield, then took some more shit and put it on her windshield wipers so when she turned them on the shit smeared even more. Then duct taped a giant neon orange dildo to her hitch.
Apr 23 2009 3:56PM
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dguay13
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alright there are a few ways to look at this.

You can get him back, but be nice about it. try:
1. KY jelly on the door handles
2. Condoms filled with just the right amount of water and mayo
3. Toilet Paper all over the car
4. Power bars on the tires ( put one or two on two of the tires. they think that they have a flat cause thats exactly what it feels like.
5. Oatmeal on the windshield, get it a little wet but not so soaked that it runs off
6. Saran wrap it obviously
7. if you have jacks and jack stands you can turn the car around from where it was ( harmless but funny as hell when they go out and the car is backwards.
8. i just saw another idea this morning, put different colored sticky notes all over the car just like this:

http://www.stumbleupon.com/toolbar/#url=http%2525253A//www.groundproject.com/uploads/postit/index.html
(sorry if it wont click)

you can butter the floor in the kitchen or entry and see them fall

Another funny thing to do is talk with friends of his about doing terrible things to get back at him and say when youre gonna do it. When he doesnt sleep over the fact that you might fuck up his car, put a note on it saying 
" Sucks staying up all night worrying about what might have happened doesnt it? love, (your name)"
(that happened to me i was getting a kid back for tagging my bros car) and then get him back like a week later when he thinks its all over

OR you can be a douche about it and put bologna on the car and shaving cream and shit. its up to you,
all the ones up top are safe for the car and paint and shit so theres no damage
         
Apr 23 2009 4:09PM
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ilikeplants
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Kick him in the balls when he's not looking?
Apr 23 2009 4:10PM
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i.am.a.skier.
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almost everybody is thinking of car pranks,

maybe you should fuck with him/his house

Apr 23 2009 4:31PM
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TechnoPotamus
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do the sticky notes!!!

that's so awesome
Apr 23 2009 4:38PM
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kingsskier
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The saran wrap one. Wait for him to park next to a light pole or something and get a ton of commercial use (restaurant length) saran wrap and wrap his car to a pole. I saw people doing it last night and they also put a trash can wrapped with it and I saw the guy getting a ticket for not moving his car (campus lot) because he didnt have a parking pass. It was very funny.

Or my friends did this. The guy was gone for the weekend and they got into his apartment and wrapped everything in his kitchen in foil. EVERYTHING! Like forks, spoons, toaster, table, floor, and so on.

Apr 23 2009 4:49PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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you have to wait at least a month before retaliating. by then he will have forgotten all about it and all of a sudden BAM - gotcha bitch.


Apr 23 2009 4:50PM
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HeartBeatFaster
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For vehicles with hub caps... put a fish inside the hub cap. After a few days it smells so bad. Especially in the summer
Apr 23 2009 4:51PM
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geet
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prank part 1: put his car facing a cliff.
prank part 2: place brick on gas pedal
prank complete
Apr 23 2009 4:51PM
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TechnoPotamus
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solid point. Also, the aluminum foil wrapping everything is a hilarious suggestion
Apr 23 2009 4:51PM
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Beans13
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yeah can you imagine having to unwrap all the shit in a kitchen. esp. something he doesnt use often. he will find it all wrapped up like a month later lol
Apr 23 2009 5:00PM
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wazzucrewskier
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hmm this is a good idea.  but he is going camping on saturday early in the morning so if i do shit friday night it will totally ruin the start of the trip for him haha. 

unfortunately like everyone said i really doubt there is a chance i could get into his apartment or car, so basically it all has to be outside the car even though i loved the tin foil idea

keep em coming
Apr 23 2009 7:57PM
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SteezyOhio
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saran wraps funny in idea, but in absolutely all legitness, it takes a pocket knife or pair of scissors to get it off in about 2 minutes, the fish idea is awesome

also came up with more

1) put a used condom in his has cap area, so when he goes to fill up next time he can have a akward moment

2) place a ad in your local paper with his cars info and then make the price for it freakn awesome and have his phone number in there, he will get sooo many calls for it

3) straight up, move shit all around his car on every side, like if hes at work, block him in to a parking spot by rolling dumpsters all around his car, likeonly 2 inches off on every side

4) next time you hitch a ride with him drop a  mix tape cd in his cd case, label it something bland like "new music!" and put freakn the worst sounds on it, animal noises, sex sound tracks, screamo, rick roll

5) you can get wash off spray paint at auto zone i believe, murder out his entire car ! or something

Apr 23 2009 7:58PM
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JacheOReally
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saran wrap his car, put shades on the window and go to a driving range, buy 20 jumbo bucks of balls (if your willing to dump 100 bucks) steal them, fill his car with golf balls, take out his drivers seat and make a carboard one and replace it
Apr 23 2009 8:03PM
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ReetsAdeets
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this is proly stupid, but easy.  Plus, if you do it, hell think that its over, and you can set him up for a really good one without him snooping around. Get one of those fake ball through the windshield things, have a friend write a note from some fake little kids or something appologizing, and saying that their last name was smith or something stupid like that.  sorry 4 wasting ur time with a stupid idea.  Oh, just take off all his tires and put them on his roof. [IMG]overadulthood.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/66.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEj33JHlzkloYMhN8yfmPcEoC1vQg[/IMG]
Apr 23 2009 8:15PM
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Crack.
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i don't get the saran wrap stuff...
Apr 23 2009 9:26PM
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Peter.
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that's what i was going to say, hide it somewhere where he'll never think of looking. or find a way to put it into the air system so it blows out that smell when he turns heat/ac on
Apr 23 2009 9:35PM
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