Eng. 121 paper about skiing HELP

yo numbnuts! write about something you think your teacher wants to hear.... dont write about something that interests you but rather something that will score you an easy A

this is public school the goal is to not learn anything but to merely entertain your teachers.

horrible topic alert!

pick something easy, and by easy i mean drinking age, seat belt laws, something that is actually relevant to someone outside of skiing.

i am actually 10 pages into a research / argumentive paper on school choice. and if im typing this than i might as well claim that today when our rough drafts were due, my teacher said i had the best paper out of my 30 person college class

/shamelss claim.


and no i will NOT send it to you.

Don't write about skiing in school.


If your teacher's a woman, write about how women should be treated equally to men. Guaranteed A.

oh shit, this man is a genius. scrap your crappy idea and do what he said

wow. you're in college and you still try to write papers about skiing?

I realize it is probably not the teachers favorite topic but fuck that. I hate writing about the normal shit. It defies the point of a university and the reason i am paying money to attend it. Dont anwser the question if you don't have any ideas...

ok well is Boyne a publicly traded company?

if so maybe you could look at a balance sheet, stock prices, something that would indicate that having a good park translates to profit. there is 3 point shot.

however, my guess they have made a rational decision that have a worse, smaller, whatever park is actually better for their company. whether that be less man hours spent maintaining it, less injuries, less cat time, better perception of their resort from their clientele, something made them go lax on the park, figure it out! and then figure out a reason they should improve their park.

Word thanks

1 do your own homework
2 write a worthwhile paper you loser