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SNEEZE
Posts: 138 - Karma: 11
cancer and were sure to dye, what would you do on skis before ur life ended? would you do something crazy enough to die skiing instead of in the hospital? what else could you think of trying?
i would try a triple cork off a cliff (with a lip on it).
Apr 20 2009 1:45PM
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MoistAbode
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 37
i would try to do a kangaroo flip to olsson flip off a massive clif to my death
Apr 20 2009 1:54PM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 268
skiing related? yeah id go to a place with a really big line of jumps, like breck or mammoth, get a start from the top of the mountain, and tuck straight into like a 60 footer and take it 300 feet with as many flips as i could get. something like that.
Apr 20 2009 1:58PM
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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
id go skydiving and bring a bucket of snow in the plane and make a little in run out of the plane build a little lip of the end and do every double flip that exist into triples...jea.
Apr 20 2009 1:59PM
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SNEEZE
Posts: 138 - Karma: 11
word. what if you didnt die? that would suck soo bad being in like a coma and then getting out only to die of cancer. thoughts...
Apr 20 2009 2:00PM
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Goglines
Posts: 429 - Karma: 303
i would ski and progress like i always have. i wouldnt want to spend it thinking about what huge trick i should pull before i die or if i should just end it now..

i would just go and enjoy every minute doing what i love and take nothing for granted.
Apr 20 2009 2:05PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703

i would sell everything i own and spend all the money on the most epic heli-trip in the history of heli trips

but right as i was about to die, i would have skis put on my hospital bed, and be taken to the top of a huge ass mountain, the just pushed down the fall line and let go

Apr 20 2009 2:38PM
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THUGwife
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 301
if i was only gonna 'dye' id prob just chill
Apr 20 2009 3:09PM
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h_bar
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 506
i would figure out how to get to chads from the bottom of alta, then hit it. then later die of cancer. seriously. switch 9 over chads, no biggie.


atleast i would try.
Apr 20 2009 3:15PM
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TechnoPotamus
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i also hate when people can't spell correctly. Especially simple 3 letters words.
Apr 20 2009 3:15PM
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SNEEZE
Posts: 138 - Karma: 11
"y" and "i" are 1 key away from each other, why knock the fact that i accidentally hit the wrong key?

heres another one. with this huge last jump or line to end your life, what skis would you use?
Apr 20 2009 3:22PM
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THUGwife
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 301
i thought it went without saying that one would be using snow blades...?
Apr 20 2009 3:24PM
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skylere28
Posts: 301 - Karma: 126

WHOA deep christina!

i would have to agree though

Apr 20 2009 3:29PM
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Oli_jgb
Posts: 985 - Karma: 95
trying to kill yourself skiing could end up being quite bad, if you don't die.

But (Don't hate) I genuinely think that doing what Shane did would be a good way to go, adrenaline rush and very quick death, I might do it in a wing suit too, that would be like flying, the last thing you would remember would be soaring through the sky.
Apr 20 2009 3:41PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
however you go out, make sure its epic, and its on film
Apr 20 2009 3:53PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 170
if you said "due" or "doe" or "dje" or "dke" then i'd believe you... i think you are just retarded.
Apr 20 2009 3:53PM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
due to the doe that come to the club, my female dje started liking women and became a dke.
Apr 20 2009 3:57PM
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,457
what if people didn't have these...maybe they should live every day to its fullest and be grateful they're alive
Apr 20 2009 3:58PM
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madsskaar
Posts: 492 - Karma: 191
I would just drop out of school, and skied every day in som crazy resort and have as much fun as possible..
Apr 20 2009 4:05PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,356
Retallack or some pow place.
Just a huge pillow line an some real deep mellow stuff. Headphones bumpin'.
Nice.
Apr 20 2009 4:47PM
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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
Switch triple rodeo 1620 off chads gap. then blow up chads gap, take the remains give them to tanner hall then proceed to do a switch kangaroo flip off jon olsson's head.
Apr 20 2009 7:36PM
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beowulf
Posts: 893 - Karma: 164
switch kangeroo off of chads without my fulltilts
Apr 20 2009 9:54PM
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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
switch kang ftw with pencil steeze fultilts completed with 100 yrds of afterbang and then 250 yrds of aftertang.
Apr 20 2009 11:03PM
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thelizards
Posts: 4042 - Karma: 43

BAHAHAHAHHHHHAHHHHAHAHAH

damn that mad me laugh really hard cuz I could definetly picture that in my head and i have always wanted to do it.

Apr 20 2009 11:08PM
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bb_Skier
Posts: 158 - Karma: 63
take as much speed as physically possible into a quarter pipe
Apr 20 2009 11:13PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
I would invite all my family and friends for once last epic ski trip on me
Apr 20 2009 11:14PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7808 - Karma: 1,414
I would ski some mad powder and enjoy every second of it.  I would be willing to just die during the middle of the run.  I would be out skiing powder and doing what I love.
Apr 20 2009 11:16PM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
how high do you have to go to release a parachute? someone should bomb breck, hit the last jump, and get high enough to just eject at the highest point of being in the air.
Apr 20 2009 11:16PM
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00000000
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I would invite all my family and friends for one last epic ski trip
Apr 20 2009 11:16PM
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Shifty540
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haha yeah dude i totally had the same experience. I just pictured him in full gear, wearing a condom beanie and shit. I pictured it playing out like this...

The in-run is all perfected and the pilot is like "we gotta go, beginning to hit the turbulence" and all of a sudden you get a thumbs up from him. All is good right? The camera man pans in for a front shop, there you are getting psyched out with your saga outwear and condom beanie, wearing skullcandy headphones and of course FULL TILTS. Sal Makasala is there and gives you the push you need to get momentum towards the lip.

As you launch off into a cork 540,000 you throw up a deuce and yell "thats it fuckers!" as sal makasala yells out "MEGA MO!"

You spin until you hit the ground and your lifeless corpse after bangs the shit outta the ground and is resurrected.
Apr 20 2009 11:33PM
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ryan.s
Posts: 462 - Karma: 47
what a horrible thiing to think of lol
Apr 21 2009 12:07AM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 268
yeah if you just somehow like had a straight shot, had a super fast iced inrun, perfectly waxed skis with race bases, and just did a full sit tuck down the whole mountain on a steep ass run going 10 times as fast as you should into like an 80 footer that already requires a shit ton of speed, hit one with a pretty poppy lip, and just start hucking! you would just fly forever doing backflips until you hit super hard and died. just think of the feeling you would have right when you leave the lip and while your flying/fliping through the air, knowing you were gonna die while having the biggest adrenaline rush anyone has ever had! that would be so awesome!

even better, think how awesome it would be if you lived! like somehow you got your speed perfect and gapped 2 jumps and landed on the landing of the next, especially if you stomped it not expecting to even live. even if you got super fucked up and took a year to recover, you would feel so cool!

i think some kid died at breck actually cause he went straight from the entrance to the park straight into the big line and went like 150 feet almost into the beginning of the next jump
Apr 21 2009 2:32AM
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Drail
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probably finally get around to trying a switch misty.
Apr 21 2009 4:43AM
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Paulage
Posts: 521 - Karma: 102
what are you talking about
??? you use a natural or synthetic substance to change the colour of something??
i thought this thread was about "DIEING" as in stop living
Apr 21 2009 5:24AM
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Paulage
Posts: 521 - Karma: 102
but seriously now, i would love to just shred solidly< some super ill lines etc.. i think i would hire someone to film my life until i kicked it. make some documentary shit.
Apr 21 2009 5:28AM
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.SimonB.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 713

i wouldnt dye anything, im not really into tie-dye, but suit yourself! lols

I would go to AK and find the peak with the biggest vertical and straight up bomb it!

Apr 21 2009 7:47AM
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beowulf
Posts: 893 - Karma: 164
i would also make sure when im laid in my coffin im laid in the afterbang position
Apr 21 2009 7:53AM
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THUGwife
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 301
not just heavy head, heavy entire body
Apr 21 2009 8:22AM
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brickerenator
Posts: 316 - Karma: 10
I'd build a jump on the Sears Tower, and do a zero spin to the streets below.
Apr 21 2009 9:21AM
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D_War
Posts: 266 - Karma: 34
id find just a huge cliff and build a lip. then huck as many backflips as i could before i fell to my death.
Apr 21 2009 9:34AM
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207
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I would go ski some pow pow and huck some massive cliffs. Prolly try a couple double backs.
Apr 21 2009 9:34AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
This. Sig worthy. ++++K for you, my friend.
Apr 21 2009 9:42AM
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brickerenator
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One can not simply afterbang into hell
Apr 21 2009 9:52AM
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Steezius_Maximus
Posts: 1152 - Karma: 22
id do a switch triple cork with a sweet henrik style tail grab off some crazy cliff in Whistler
Apr 21 2009 10:38AM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
I don't understand whats holding people back from doing what they love and not taking anything for granted already.
Apr 21 2009 10:40AM
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J-Wallz
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 54
i wouldnt care if i did the best trick ever or what no... i would use alll the money i had to go hellyskiing for the rest of my life and live in alaska or bc
Apr 21 2009 1:03PM
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Goglines
Posts: 429 - Karma: 303

agreed.

i mean i dunno if you were contradicting my post or agreeing with it with that comment, but i mean i dont understand why it has to take being diagnosed or dying to be able to make people say that they're going to do everything they've wanted to do and take nothing for granted n the first place. of course, it's that reality slap in the face that makes you take a step back, but why cant some people just take a step back now? perfectly healthy?

i dont want to be dying when i realize that i want to - and have to - live life to the fullest.. i figured that out a long time ago.

Apr 21 2009 2:44PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
your probably a lot different then I, but in no way consider just going out and trying something retardedly dangerous on skis living life to the fullest. and why risk seriously injuring yourself, or killing yourself when you have a perfectly healthy body? But people have different outlooks on life, thats yours heres mine..

If if realized i had cancer, instead of doing something partially selfish and basically commiting suicide, i would much rather spend time with my family, and all of my loved ones that have spent their lives with me. And also, when you are diagnosed with cancer, and told you are going to die, doctors are no way right. they are just basing that of facts. Your mentality and body itself have a lot more then you will ever know. My cousin was diagnosed with cancer about 6 years ago. Doctors predicted his death to be almost immediate, but he was always positive, and never showed signs of mental weakness. He went on to live on 4 years more then doctors predicted.
Apr 21 2009 3:03PM
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Goglines
Posts: 429 - Karma: 303

oh yeah i totally understand that.. my post that srslyfresh responded to was

"i would ski and progress like i always have. i wouldnt want to spend it thinking about what huge trick i should pull before i die or if i should just end it now..i would just go and enjoy every minute doing what i love and take nothing for granted. "

so in no way was i thinking that i was going to pull some crazy shit to kill myself on skis at all.

your cousin was a very strong person.  cancer has affected my life in more ways than one (i never had it, my mother did) so basically i was going against the whole killing yourself aspect. part of living with cancer is being strong through it.  i do however think that more people should be able to realize that they should seriously live it up because this life is a short one and you only have health on your side for so many years.. but that's anyone's opinion anyway.

Apr 21 2009 3:38PM
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