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Screw hot chicks

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steezerampage
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 214
I have been trying to study for tests for days and cant get anything done because I always have women on my mind.  I don't know if my ADD is getting worse or what.  AHHHHHHHHHHHH To bad there werent only ugly chicks around, you would have to get drunk all the time to do anything but at least my gpa wouldn't suffer.  end rant
Apr 15 2009 10:48PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
what else are they good for?
Apr 15 2009 10:50PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Blowjobs.
Apr 15 2009 10:53PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3803 - Karma: 3,232
I just hate women in general i almost hit one today luckily i have morals
Apr 15 2009 10:55PM
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SethLangbauer
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 74
very true^^
Apr 15 2009 10:56PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
just get it over with and start dating one. then you won't have anything to worry about except keeping her around.
Apr 15 2009 10:58PM
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ClownPrince
Posts: 500 - Karma: 10
Oh, you mean besides her mood swings, incessant whining and constant phone calls? Yeah, no worries at all.

Sorry, I'm bitter. In case it's not obvious.
Apr 15 2009 11:06PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
wahooo
Apr 15 2009 11:07PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20

sex..... uhh thats all i can think of

Apr 15 2009 11:12PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
if by screw you mean sex, than yes, sex hot chicks
Apr 15 2009 11:25PM
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hoodhugo
Posts: 988 - Karma: 33
so true
Apr 15 2009 11:43PM
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chimp
Posts: 616 - Karma: 117
hey come on hot chicks are cute
Apr 15 2009 11:46PM
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AKburns
Posts: 464 - Karma: 9
Dishes
Apr 16 2009 12:33AM
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ReetsAdeets
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 611
Laundry, cleaning the house, dishes, dusting, ect.  oh, and sex of course
Apr 16 2009 12:44AM
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ScuffDUFF
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 143
yes i like to screw hot chicks.
Apr 16 2009 12:54AM
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mtbakerteacher
Posts: 4185 - Karma: 20
WHAT IS THIS SEX EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT!?
Apr 16 2009 1:02AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
buttsecks
Apr 16 2009 1:03AM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
the house in backcountry near tramdock?
Apr 16 2009 1:13AM
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eheath
Posts: 61098 - Karma: 118,234
I'm going to completely disagree, hot chicks are good for everything, just learn how to control yourself.
Apr 16 2009 1:19AM
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Enjoi.
Posts: 297 - Karma: 9
Sandwiches
Apr 16 2009 2:10AM
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TheBeardedOne
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 58
Sandwiches on dishes.
Apr 16 2009 2:38AM
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ChefBoyardee
Posts: 219 - Karma: 11
Then washing the dirty sandwich dishes.
Apr 16 2009 10:41AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
MUDDKIPSSSS
Apr 16 2009 10:58AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
Fuck you guys! We make really good cookies, chicken noodle soup, hot wings, food while watching football, and all we want is some sex and for you to tell us how pretty we are. Well actually if your good at what you do with your downstairs were good.
Apr 16 2009 11:12AM
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h_bar
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 506
dude, hot chicks are hot!
Apr 16 2009 11:29AM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
even non-hot chicks do that and that is worse just ask my friend
Apr 16 2009 11:37AM
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atsmith
Posts: 36 - Karma: 11
Well as a man there are 3 solutions that can be applied to just about any problem.  You can eat it, fuck it, or kill it.  I'm sure you can fit women into one of those categories.
Apr 16 2009 11:52AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
i like this one.
Apr 16 2009 11:54AM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 62

if it weren't for us. skiing along with any other activity in your life would be a sausage fest.

no bueno.

Apr 16 2009 2:35PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
 that makes no sense. i only ski with guys because girls are too slow, dont want anything to do with big parks, and get hurt doing stupid shit.
Apr 16 2009 2:37PM
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DeucesStreetwear
Posts: 931 - Karma: 24
ok lets make it easier...COOKING and blowjobs and sex all women are needed for.
Apr 16 2009 2:38PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
im pretty sure it would be. but maybe some people would like that..... No homo
Apr 16 2009 2:39PM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
when did mysogyny become so cool?
Apr 16 2009 2:44PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
what's wrong with that?
Apr 16 2009 2:54PM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 62
HOMO HOMO HOMO!!
Apr 16 2009 2:55PM
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Scott8~
Posts: 5 - Karma: 10
Skiing isnt a sausage fest???
Are you from bizarro world or something?~
Apr 16 2009 3:00PM
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Captain-T
Posts: 855 - Karma: 47
Then hopping on my johnson
Apr 16 2009 3:17PM
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king.tubby
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 122
in the words of one of my favorite oldies:
"if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
never make a pretty woman your wife
so from my personal point of view
get an ugly girl to marry you"
Apr 16 2009 4:05PM
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TheBeardedOne
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 58
Then grillin' me up some johnsonville franks
Apr 16 2009 4:08PM
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Chronic_
Posts: 1730 - Karma: 1,601
*i put on my robe and wizard hat*
Apr 16 2009 4:28PM
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punkrock32
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 21

skiing still is a sausage fest...

Apr 16 2009 4:50PM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 62

are you retarded or something?

im talking about if girls werent there.

duhhhhhh

Apr 21 2009 3:46PM
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Yeezus
Posts: 3350 - Karma: 469
yea duhhhhhhh. jk
Apr 21 2009 3:49PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
freeskiing maybe, but skiing in general seems pretty evenly divided between genders.
Apr 21 2009 3:51PM
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factory81
Posts: 3967 - Karma: 63
Honestly, I have a theory that has half assedly held itself up.

Hotter girls give worse head. They look better, and we cave in to them easier. So when she says no, we just drop it at that. The hot girl never has give that much head in her life. The hot girl has an absolute advantage over the ugly girls.

Now the comparative advantage of the ugly girl is she knows shes ugly. So she has to be full of...real emotions and not full of herself. She also has to excel in giving head since she can't exactly say no and have guys dish her the same amount of respect if it was a 109lb blonde in between their legs.

Hot chicks are great. Find one whose ready to be a girlfriend and not a hoe and its great. You might even find one who gives good head, which there are a few.


Hot chicks........ahh how they have more power to exploit then an ugly bitch.


Apr 21 2009 4:02PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 170
basically, hot chicks are sluts. girls that know theyre hot are the one thing you should stay away from.

Apr 21 2009 4:05PM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 62
agreed
Apr 21 2009 4:10PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
that and average girls that think they're the shit, when they're really just average.
Apr 21 2009 4:12PM
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D_War
Posts: 266 - Karma: 34
i love it  when they are like a 9 and they dont even know it.  not a 10 though because if they are a 10 and dont know it they are probably retarded
Apr 21 2009 4:33PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
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Apr 21 2009 5:32PM
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Nivrittam
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 21
aced that one! choices
Apr 21 2009 5:34PM
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