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Wierdest thing you've ever seen on facebook

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garygohard
Posts: 1463 - Karma: 2,871

you know those living soceil things where you pick your top 5...whatever

well it was top 5 favorite websites

some kid goes

1 orgasmic rush       2 xxnx       3 pornhub        4 youporn       5 orgasmic rush again

it was the weirdest thing... maybe not that those r his favorite websites(well thats kinda weird too) but that he would tell like maybe hundreds of people that he knows lol i messaged him and im like dude your the fucking wierdest kid and then deleted him as a friend

Apr 15 2009 12:57PM
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Powdered_Donuts
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cool story hansel
Apr 15 2009 1:05PM
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dguay13
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haha dudes fucked up. what a retard
Apr 15 2009 1:05PM
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Yeezus
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ahahhhahahahhaha ihad to laugh.....that made my day. +K
Apr 15 2009 1:05PM
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BootySpunk.
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I honestly have no idea what you are trying to say...
Apr 15 2009 1:17PM
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uni-corn
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Maybe the kid really likes porn! Ever think of that?
Apr 15 2009 1:22PM
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garygohard
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yeah but for 200 people to see?
Apr 15 2009 1:36PM
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OhMyBosh
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go back to school.
Apr 15 2009 1:37PM
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soulskier
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Kim Jong-il added me as a friend yesterday, he had this picture captioned "a younger sexier me"

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Apr 15 2009 1:42PM
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no_steeze
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xnxx is a classy website, i don't blame him

he's just an attention whore, he figures more people will notice orgasmic rush instead of facebook or something
Apr 15 2009 1:42PM
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k-rob
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weirdest thing i've ever seen has nothing to do with the application you mentioned.
you know those fan pages? well you can be a fan of hot showers. how fucking gay is that? who doesn't like hot showers? and why in the world would you need to tell anybody that you do? fucking lame.
also the suggestions box. my stupid fucking friends become fans or join groups of the stupidest shit imaginable and it all shows up in my suggestions box and i have to keep fucking deleting it because looking at it pisses me off. fuck.

/endrant
Apr 15 2009 1:51PM
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urbanjib
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well.... ok then
Apr 15 2009 1:58PM
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garygohard
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wow... that is weird
Apr 15 2009 2:12PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
The top 5 thing pissed me the fuck off. I hate going on there and seeing what my "friends" top 5 are. Fuck that. If I cared, I'd ask them. No one can have an actual conversation anymore because of these fucking websites where you can post things like that. Wow you're status says you're outside. Now if I were to talk to you and I ask what you did today they would be like "Well my status said I was outside so... I was outside". If it wasn't such a great business networking tool I would never go there again.
Apr 15 2009 2:21PM
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rockymountainmilitia
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facebook apps are retarded. the only ones ever worth mentioning were ro-sham-bull and the honesty box.
Apr 15 2009 2:42PM
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k-rob
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honesty box is really creepy.
Apr 15 2009 2:45PM
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doublexl
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whats the big deal?

pornhub is an AWESOME site.
Apr 15 2009 2:48PM
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Rez4frederick
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dude, he was probably joking.....pretty funny too
Apr 15 2009 2:48PM
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h_bar
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well, yesterday a friend of mine got tagged in a video. this was an amateurmovie by her and a friend. good shit, not really.
Apr 15 2009 3:06PM
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M+M
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kids got style, i would have added ns if it were me, but xnxx is the shit
Apr 15 2009 3:08PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Ive seen a girl toss of the equivalency of an amateur porn shoot on her profile.
Apr 15 2009 4:07PM
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Captain-T
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Soooo true!
Apr 15 2009 4:08PM
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Jodi
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a guy i used to work with friend req'd me so i added him. turns out hes a "fan of busty babes" and the picture is this chick with HUGE cannons and his face in them. moootttoooooorrrboat. anyway - id never look at that "work colleague" in the same way again - considering hes in his 50's.

Apr 15 2009 4:25PM
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Marissa.M
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I hate how facebook keeps changing things up. It brings a new level to creepy every day. I never know what is going to be in my news feed because of all of theses stupid apps that people use.
Apr 15 2009 4:34PM
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SpeakTruth
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Apr 15 2009 4:38PM
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dbstar
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not that weird, are you confused about your sexuality?
Apr 15 2009 4:46PM
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rockymountainmilitia
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best part about it.
Apr 15 2009 4:48PM
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garygohard
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ok, dude would you want 350 or so people looking at your profile and happining to see that your favorite websites are 5 porn sites like... its not like you HAVE to put your true favorite websites

and yes those are great websites

Apr 15 2009 8:17PM
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inactive
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you say that like it is rare
Apr 15 2009 9:25PM
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ellepelle^^
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Apr 15 2009 10:01PM
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mattridesskis
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well my top 5 favourite websites are

1.newschoolers
2.pinkbike
3.facebook
4.youjizz
5.pornhub


Apr 15 2009 10:12PM
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garygohard
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say that on facebook to 350 people you know
Apr 15 2009 10:24PM
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Caveman.
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this.
Apr 15 2009 10:27PM
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Caveman.
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Go back to middle school.
Apr 15 2009 10:28PM
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gmack24
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OP, let me guess your favorite websites:

1)LandOverBaptistChurch.com
2)SarahPalin.gov
3)MyInnocentEyes.com


you sound like a such a little bitch, OMG SO DISGUSTING! im like deleting you.
Apr 15 2009 10:29PM
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TheButterHashira
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yeah I have been going to tube8 lately but it has too much gang bang shit and my mind just can't handle that many dicks. I like 0-1 dicks and 1+ vagina(s) in my porn movies. I think I am going back to good old xnxx.
Apr 15 2009 10:31PM
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Mooserz
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kids a FAG

Apr 15 2009 10:32PM
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.Capn.
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The other day I got a message on that from a dude saying "I wanna fuck you in the ass" still know has fessed up to doing it as a joke, so yeah creepy app.
Apr 15 2009 10:35PM
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Caveman.
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tube8 has superior video quality though.
Apr 15 2009 10:37PM
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.jr
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then read your inbox!
Apr 15 2009 10:41PM
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garygohard
Posts: 1463 - Karma: 2,871

hahahahahhahahaha even though you did just take a massive dump on my chest thats fucking funny

and i deleted him just because it was starting to get rediculous when he first friended me his profile picture was him in a rock climbing harness but not hiiiim just his buldge and he always makes really weird posts on pictures and status's i probably shouldve included that

Apr 15 2009 11:30PM
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twin-tip-hero
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the dude likes porn, and he wants people to know it. hey man welcome to America, where people do whatever the fuck they want without question.
Apr 15 2009 11:37PM
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garygohard
Posts: 1463 - Karma: 2,871

i guess your totally right sorry guys

i personally think it kinda weird though

Apr 15 2009 11:53PM
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Nicholas.
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hes just tryin to hang some brain, whats the big deal?
Apr 16 2009 12:11AM
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garygohard
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nobody else finds it a little wierd???

oh yeah and didn't unfriend him i guess i thought i did w/e

Apr 16 2009 5:18PM
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steevner
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Right now the funniest thing is changing your language to leet speak. Give it a try.
It's not nearly as cool as "pirate english". But still funny.
Apr 16 2009 6:26PM
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steevner
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No fuckin way! PIRATE ENGLISH IS STILL AROUND!
That's the coolest thing on facebook.
Apr 16 2009 6:29PM
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.jr
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lol did you just talk to yourself?

and wheres leet speak at, Im not seeing it?
Apr 16 2009 6:36PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
exactly

fucking facebook is so gay, i just want to keep in touch with people, not take fucking gay quizzes, or pick 5 girls or whatever the fuck those things are
Apr 16 2009 6:40PM
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Smuffy
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yeah me neither. i can find pirate but not l33t.
Apr 16 2009 6:58PM
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