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mormon skiers

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DENALI44
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any mormon skiers out here aka LDS, or followers of one of the most made up religions to be practiced. although all religions are horse shit.

believing in jesus is like believing in santa claus, once you reach a certain age you realize it's all fake
Jan 24 2004 10:58PM
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.Blake.
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wow this is a worhtless post, you officially lose your posting priviledges as of now
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Jan 24 2004 11:00PM
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mark.p
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and you lose 30 cool points on top of that


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Jan 24 2004 11:01PM
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five40
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isn't Utah full of 'em?



*Anything worth doing is worth doing to excess.*
Jan 24 2004 11:02PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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yes but still, -30 points
Jan 24 2004 11:05PM
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Astomp
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im mormon. but whats your point?
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Picture a pasture open to all. It is expected that each herdsman willl try to keep as many cattle on the pasture. when a herder adds a cow to the pasture, he reaps the benefits of a larger herd. Meanwhile the cost of the animal - damage done to the pasture - is divided among all the herdsmen....... the herdsmen are getting nervous. putting more cattle on the pasture isnt helping anyone. (mental commons)
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Jan 24 2004 11:06PM
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albatross.
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what the fuck?
Jan 24 2004 11:16PM
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samck89
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dude this denali guys a fag, i say - 60 cool points



MICHIGAN
Jan 24 2004 11:33PM
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freeskierboy
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my cousin is a jehova's witness and she skis, if they ski then anyone does
Jan 24 2004 11:42PM
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jibut720
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i konw about 40 mormon snowboarders, but who gives a fuck, other than none of em go on sunday, and i do. hahahahah... but why does it matter?

Did i write that?
Jan 25 2004 1:03AM
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SNOWMAN17
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hahaha this post didnt go your way did it denali hahah why the fuck did u post it anyways do u have a mormon skier fetish, hahaha u whore



i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
Jan 25 2004 2:19AM
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Papa
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what does religion have to do with skiing? absolutly nothing




Seize the carp
Jan 25 2004 2:57AM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
maybe he was gonna ask me to pray for snow?
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Picture a pasture open to all. It is expected that each herdsman willl try to keep as many cattle on the pasture. when a herder adds a cow to the pasture, he reaps the benefits of a larger herd. Meanwhile the cost of the animal - damage done to the pasture - is divided among all the herdsmen....... the herdsmen are getting nervous. putting more cattle on the pasture isnt helping anyone. (mental commons)
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Jan 25 2004 3:01AM
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123ski
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im mormon
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Jan 25 2004 3:15AM
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GeneralButtNaked
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i live in MA and even i know mormons
Jan 25 2004 10:50AM
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offtrail
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Ok I wasn't going to say anything, but I have to. who the fuck cares. it is people like you DENALI44 who make the morman thing an issue. sure I know morman skiers. I live in utah, but I also know catholics, jews, prodistants ect. why don't you ask if we know ny jewish skiers. It shouldn't matter what race creed or religion somebody is, period. Everybody makes the morman thing an issue for no reason. It is just getting old. grow up and relize that it doesn't matter who you are, just what you do that makes you who you are, so pick up your skis or board and go out and ride, no matter who you go with.

also there are many pro riders who are morman, but does that make them any less better? It shouldn't.

so DENALI44 Why do you care?
check it.
www.offtrailproductions.com
www.ninthward.com

god made pot man made beer
who do you trust.
Jan 25 2004 11:24AM
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Astomp
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i didnt know there were mormon pro riders. i know steve young is mormon, the phildelphia head football coach is mormon. and thats about it.
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Picture a pasture open to all. It is expected that each herdsman willl try to keep as many cattle on the pasture. when a herder adds a cow to the pasture, he reaps the benefits of a larger herd. Meanwhile the cost of the animal - damage done to the pasture - is divided among all the herdsmen....... the herdsmen are getting nervous. putting more cattle on the pasture isnt helping anyone. (mental commons)
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Jan 25 2004 11:42AM
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skibm53
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Religion is Horse shit that u get brain washed into u when your small. Its pointless faith in unreal things.
Jan 25 2004 11:51AM
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fatpigeon
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notice no mormons are coming on here trying to sell their beliefs like you anti-mormons are, who gives a crap, nobody cares what you think
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Thats nucking futs!
Jan 25 2004 12:20PM
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Papa
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^good call




Seize the carp
Jan 25 2004 12:33PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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you babies are way to sensitive who gives a flying fuck


God is an American.
Jan 25 2004 1:59PM
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SkiRoundtopRules
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Yea, and I will watch as you go to HELL! Maybe you should actually think for a second about reading a bible. The stuff the apostles say will happen is happening as we speak. You and whoever else said it is horse shit I bet have never even touched a bible or went to church and you WILL go to hell if you do not sincerely accept Jesus. That is what I believe and know is true. I do not have any intension of forcing it on you, I am just telling you what I believe. This post is completely worthless.
Jan 25 2004 2:19PM
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JBeas
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my religon is skiing
Jan 25 2004 2:21PM
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heman
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does this even matter???
Jan 25 2004 2:37PM
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SkiRoundtopRules
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Nope...this post should be deleted.
Jan 25 2004 2:38PM
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iliketoski
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religion is whack yo
there are literally Hundreds of religions, and you think you can somehow choose the right one, and everyone else goes to hell, ,that is the silliest thing i have EVER heard



I was born on planet earth
a rotating ball where man comes first. it's been around, for a long long time
now it's time to watch it die.
Jan 25 2004 3:53PM
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DENALI44
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and who wrote the bible, just another con artist, i agree with the other guy above a ways that religion is just horse shit that is brainwashed into you, and all of you who follow religion shit are just sad weak minded people
Believing in jesus is like believing in santa claus, once you reach a certain age you realize that it's all made up
Jan 25 2004 5:13PM
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twintipper85
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skiroundtop is the only one who makes sense here...
Jan 25 2004 5:18PM
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ScratchCobra66
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Denali was bored of wackin off, so he had to do somethign with his time...



I'm so big
you'd have to jump and swing up
just to hit me in the knees....
Jan 25 2004 5:26PM
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real9999
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Last time I was out in SLC, one of my friends asked one of the shop guys about the crowds on Sunday. All he did was laugh.
Jan 25 2004 6:35PM
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Jenifine
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haha lulz

May 18 2010 9:45PM
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Funnel
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Hahahaha. I know this post was made six years ago, but damn I got a good laugh out of it.
May 18 2010 9:49PM
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Joshua.
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I think he's asking because mormons are fuckin racist


just kidding


not
May 18 2010 9:52PM
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jKutcher
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i heard they have horns... jus sayin
May 18 2010 9:54PM
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Zent33zy
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religulous
great movie
May 18 2010 9:56PM
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selkirks
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Sad to say that that was an equally epic stupid bump. How is that even possible?
May 18 2010 10:18PM
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heFF
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gawd people are ignorant...some of the chillest people I know are mormon..you're retarted
May 18 2010 10:21PM
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chickenwang
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gnar
May 18 2010 10:22PM
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kootenayklaus
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i think they are the equivalent of asian tourists who come in packs of 69 but instead of asian its a man and 19 wives.
May 18 2010 10:23PM
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inthewoods
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this reminds me of Youth With a Mission. Anyone ever heard of it? gone in one of their trips? that shit is wack.
May 18 2010 10:26PM
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Captain_Slow
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the 1 thing on NS we can all agree on..
May 18 2010 11:00PM
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SteevJee
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This is true. Also, when in Utah watch out for the secret mormon police. Guys are straight crazy. O yeah and don't worry they are still polygamists. Definitely did not ban that 150 years ago or so.
May 18 2010 11:01PM
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--ski--
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in nz we had mormons come to the ski fields and talk there shit on the chair lift. so your were stuck listening to them. obnoxious wee cunts they are.
May 18 2010 11:04PM
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chieftain
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the owner of SKULLCANDY is mormon, same with the owner of NEFF. torah bright and jeremy jones are mormon, both crazy snowboarders. ...so what?
May 18 2010 11:28PM
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GetPitted
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Meeeee yayyyyyyyyyy
May 18 2010 11:46PM
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Doug.
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Maybe they are, maybe they aren't. Personally Im not religous at all, but i don't care if other people are.

If they find that the religion makes them happy, then why should you care?

May 19 2010 12:07AM
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STEEZZZZ
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personally, im not into religions, but it seems like atheists always complain about how religion is forced upon them by others... so in return the response is to try to force atheism onto people who are perfectly happy with their relgions? seems a little ridiculous to me
May 19 2010 12:38AM
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yellav
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dude somebody told me they have an army
May 19 2010 12:41AM
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MADDECENT
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yeah a lot of atheists ive met are pretty obnoxious about it. whatever though.
May 19 2010 12:42AM
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BroBrah
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wtf... a 6 year span in activity of this thread. how was this even revived? ha
May 19 2010 1:18AM
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panojibber
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Well, the Roman Catholic Church more or less designed the entire modern western world and its values.... I guess there are a few people that have reason to be bitter. Its more the organizations and individual extremists that get associated with the bad things, which is unfortunate because they are in turn associated with everyone. Religion has a lot of potential to do good, but it gets twisted and misconstrued a lot of the time. But this also stands true for the ownership of personal firearms - you can own a gun, but what you use it for is how you define its morality.

I for one have no problem with religious people. I will gladly discuss religion with anyone. But I don't want anyone telling me that I am going to Hell for any reason. I will extend the same courtesy to religious people and not dispute whether or not there is a god. But I would technically consider myself agnostic. So that works out nicely anyways.
May 19 2010 1:29AM
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