Duuuude so this one time I was soooo high and ate like 20 fuckin' crave cases all to myself than I went skiing and did like 10 nollies and about 15 shiftys but than I hurt my knee so I had to go home because I also had pussy to fuck so I got my bitch to suck on my dick while I took a giant shit because of all the White Castles I ate and than I went and bought some $400 shoes because I got money. Oh did I mention I am sponsored by Oakley.
The trick here is to excel at things you can control. Work hard, act like you've got some sense, be patient and remember that "nothing" is better than "misery." Happiness will seek you out and it's worth waiting for.
no no, film studies class
we have to go out to the theaters and see a movie and then write a 3 page paper on it. and if we go to this small, artsy theater we get 3 extra points. well my parents went tonight to see it and got the ticket stub for me. now i need to write the paper, but its going to be a bitch to write if i cant see it.
dumb cunt teacher. she handed up the assignment and i go "oh, we have to go to the movies? who's paying for our ticket?"
and she goes "well you are..."
and i go "uhhh... why would i pay for a ticket? if your going to force us to go to the movies (or else get a 0 on the assignment), then pay for our ticket. its not really fair that i have to spend not only my time, but money to go to see a movie."
i mean i wasnt serious, especially when she said if you cannot afford it, see me after class. it was just the principal
"dubsman i had a fn dream about you playing lacrosse or some shit... i spend too much time on ns" - ace_$