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Sex Is Not Fun

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Powder*Whore
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Apr 12 2009 11:27PM
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uni-corn
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Notice the fat chick says sex is not fun. She probably has never had sex
Apr 12 2009 11:29PM
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Captain-T
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Onion News FTW!!!!!
Apr 12 2009 11:31PM
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jayo.
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hahahahaha.i love the onion
Apr 12 2009 11:32PM
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Powder*Whore
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"when they fall asleep with their hand in her vagina" haha
Apr 12 2009 11:33PM
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landonn
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hahaha, that guy has never had an orgasm. wat a newb.
Apr 12 2009 11:38PM
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PatSul
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man that video is so funny
Apr 12 2009 11:40PM
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chapz
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man onion news is too fucking jokes.
Apr 12 2009 11:41PM
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Skierguy1234
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its true, GTA does not teach kids about the emotional side of killing whores!
Apr 12 2009 11:45PM
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skiminnesota
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bahahah

"the game should have a mission where you avoid eye contact over breakfast with your wife because you are so racked with shame"

the fat lady saying how hard it is to get rid of a hookers body. hahahaha
Apr 12 2009 11:53PM
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ace_
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hey thats coke zero guy!
Apr 12 2009 11:56PM
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PeeDuBzz
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"it teaches kids that it is easy to use and kill a prostitute when its actually very time consuming"
hahahahahahhahah
Apr 12 2009 11:59PM
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summersover
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ahahaha
love the onion
Apr 13 2009 12:01AM
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TechnoPotamus
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Apr 13 2009 12:03AM
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r0dubs
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lol
Apr 13 2009 12:05AM
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DBAKE
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OOHhhh im never watching porn again.

Apr 13 2009 12:16AM
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jason...
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hahahahahaha, that bit about killing a hooker was so funny
Apr 13 2009 12:21AM
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steezemeister
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so much lol's

"IT DOESN"T TEACH KIDS ABOUT THE EMOTIONAL SIDE OF KILLING HOOKERS!!!"
Apr 13 2009 12:44AM
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popNfresh44
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hahahha "and it doesnt show the emotional side of murdering whores"

so true, i always kill them and take my money back once they get out of the car
Apr 13 2009 1:48AM
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Totes_Magotes
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BAHAHAHA

Apr 13 2009 2:40AM
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B.Aussie
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"children are getting message sex requires love. There is no love in the world only pain!"

haha

Apr 13 2009 3:14AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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hahahaha
Apr 13 2009 5:08AM
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freestyler540
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I love the onion!
Apr 13 2009 9:43AM
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HamFaceGirl
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''there is no love in the world, only pain'' well thats depressing
Apr 13 2009 10:01AM
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pmills
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i think it's a little to apparent, most of you watch too much porn, and don't realize this is a serious onion video.
Apr 13 2009 10:40AM
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E.C.
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hahah wow thats funny. 
Apr 13 2009 11:30AM
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KingTaco
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there is an onion movie you can rent on netflix
get it its hilarious
Apr 13 2009 11:42AM
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casual
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this.

The Onion is officially my second favorite website.

The satire is spot on, and always incredibly relevant. The content is amazingly well produced; from articles to videos.

Anyone unfamiliar with the site who likes the Daily Show, Colbert Report, or ANY satire of pop culture and politics, MUST check it out.

Apr 13 2009 11:51AM
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gbirrd
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lmfao thats all i say
Apr 13 2009 11:52AM
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Peter.
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LOLOLOL

they should show the man saying that he likes the woman very much, and will see her at her neice's birthday party two days later
Apr 13 2009 11:55AM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
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NEWS FLASH sex IS fun. That dude probably has a 2 inch dick the fatty is just gross, the other chick is probably married to the guy with the 2 inch dick.
Apr 13 2009 12:47PM
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BGWHT
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soooo jokes
Apr 13 2009 1:51PM
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doritos
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If you didn't understand that this was satire, you don't have a shot. I'd look into negotiating a life contract with a custodial agency as soon as possible.
Apr 13 2009 1:57PM
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Powder*Whore
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Apr 13 2009 5:52PM
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Hannah.
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hahaha wow
Apr 13 2009 6:00PM
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feihlination
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of course its exaggerated, but i can really see some of those points being said in a serious discussion about "responsibilities of porn directors", lol

Apr 13 2009 6:10PM
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B-VUR
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It's easy to kill a hooker and get rid of her body.
Apr 13 2009 7:41PM
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dylansiggers
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"grand theft auto is spreading the idea that killing a whore and getting rid of the body is easy! and its not! that is VERY time consuming"


hahahahahahahaha
Apr 13 2009 7:42PM
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casual
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I love you.
Apr 13 2009 9:17PM
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erichkuss
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Hahahah best video ever
Apr 13 2009 9:29PM
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rvca
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ha
Apr 13 2009 9:32PM
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ReetsAdeets
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Hahahahahahahahahaha            0:56  "Oooh! that would be very educational..."  haha.  i dont think that porn is supposed to be educational.
Apr 13 2009 10:57PM
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Malcolm
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haha that was awesome
Apr 13 2009 11:03PM
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fsscott
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ahahahaha this is bad ass
Apr 13 2009 11:07PM
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pmills
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actually it's more factual than joke
Apr 13 2009 11:40PM
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Kevski
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My threads because my dad's in the room, and I got the volume right up right now... Might be awkward?
Apr 14 2009 12:18AM
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steezeaholic.
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bahhahahha
Apr 14 2009 12:40AM
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foodisfun
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haha man i love it, always so funny and well produced
Apr 14 2009 12:58AM
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pmills
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you should share it with your dad, give him a good laugh
Apr 14 2009 1:34AM
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Snowcase
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No matter how many times the onion is posted here, people still think they're serious.
Apr 14 2009 1:52AM
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Powder*Whore
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It truly baffles meI
Apr 14 2009 5:29AM
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