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What are the cheapest bottle of alcohol that come in handle size or bigger??

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wordzofwizdum
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I'm broke and like to drink, but am under age so i can't go in the store to view the selection.

and shoutouts for your cheap booz, and it's price ish???!!!!!!!!!!!!

porfavor

Apr 10 2009 12:37AM
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flyinghighagain
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 22
yah a handle is what we refer to here in canada as a 60? no?
Apr 10 2009 4:13PM
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bsuthjwu
Posts: 320 - Karma: 8
crown rousse vodka. 10$ a handle
Apr 12 2009 12:17PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60

took the words right outta my mouth, i know my cheap vodkas, crowne is the best you can get for that cheap. just make sure you are drinking it ice cold.

and drinking every night isnt really something to brag about man, some of us actually have problems with that shit...

Apr 12 2009 12:23PM
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Schoog
Posts: 279 - Karma: 10
NYQUIL
Apr 12 2009 12:42PM
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linesteeze
Posts: 1229 - Karma: 125
zenaka i think its spelled, its really cheap
Apr 12 2009 1:07PM
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cdecski72
Posts: 127 - Karma: 21
Franzia wine is where it is at. about $15 for five liters of boxed wine. its obviously the most economical way to get drunk especially in these times. just watch out for the hangover if you don't know how to handle it.
Apr 12 2009 1:20PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Drink Vanilla extract that shit is 35% alcohol. Oh and its OldE English not Old English.
Apr 12 2009 1:27PM
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Kitzrow
Posts: 574 - Karma: 94
ahaa a handle of CP is like 9 bucks..nothing closer to gasoline.
Apr 12 2009 1:39PM
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Nico_G
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 15
Vodka McCormicks, Burnetts Both under 15 bucks im pretty sure
Rum- Admiral Nelson i think its about 15
Whiskey- 10 high ($10)


Apr 12 2009 3:23PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
5-0 and Popov is all you will see at the parties where im from cuz nobody has jobs and they want the cheapest vok that will get em drunk.Every once in a while u willsee some UV or some Smirf.
Apr 12 2009 3:58PM
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freshpowder41
Posts: 725 - Karma: 14
everclear. three or four shots of that and you will be running around in your front yard butt ass naked. and then you will be in jail a couple hours later but hey.. its cheap!
Apr 12 2009 5:01PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
thats funny you say that, cause my friends dumb ass girlfriend and her cunt friends drank a whole handle of HRD. i spent my friday night sitting in her kitchen smoking trees while my friend made sure she didnt like die.
Apr 12 2009 5:54PM
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Clevinger
Posts: 394 - Karma: 8
You're a goomba.
Apr 12 2009 6:15PM
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EvanMeyer
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vladimer (sp?) its like $12 a handle and bitches love it
Apr 12 2009 6:15PM
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[MEGAMO]
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 18
i think sailor jerry's is even cheaper than admiral nelsons.
Apr 12 2009 9:12PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20

hand held enough and gets u fucked if you hold 2 for each hand

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Apr 12 2009 9:16PM
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AMD_5
Posts: 745 - Karma: 15
baby thats all we need. lmao


its not cheap, but grey goose is really good vodka. any polish vodka is kick ass too
Apr 12 2009 10:02PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
zanka vodka is like $12 a handle, same with popov
Apr 12 2009 10:06PM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
Black Velvet Canadian Whiskey
and Popov Vodka.

Both $10 a handle and fucking disgusting.  Seriously saved some parties I've been to though.
Apr 12 2009 10:09PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Sailor Jerry isn't that much cheaper than Cap'n mo
Apr 12 2009 10:11PM
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[MEGAMO]
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 18
their ranking system is way outta line anyways. it should go admiral nelsons, captain morgans, sailor jerrys
Apr 14 2009 7:59PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
ive had that with SKYY shits terrible i cant even imagine what $9 vodka makes you feel like the next day
Apr 14 2009 8:03PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
vladmir vodka, it gets the job done.
Apr 14 2009 8:09PM
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tyberesk
Posts: 446 - Karma: 41
Crown Vodka and Bankers Club Rum all the way
Apr 14 2009 8:23PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
how have you not been banned yet...
Apr 14 2009 9:13PM
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Bluntster420
Posts: 31 - Karma: 10
we have castillo... its rum... its 7 a 5th and 15 a half gallon.... its made by the same people as captain and tastes the same..... so its gooood
Apr 15 2009 11:13AM
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Dr.Scholl
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thas all you need
Apr 15 2009 11:21AM
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Jake...
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Haha man they are talking about 60's not mickies. They can get 60's cheaper then any mickey we can get. How much do you love the provincial governments monopoly on liquor and beer in Ontario?
Apr 15 2009 12:25PM
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tribefan226
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just got a bottle of 190 Golden Grain for $15. after doing some math ive determined that it can get me drunk 8 times for less than $2 per time
Apr 15 2009 1:09PM
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Squishmitten
Posts: 456 - Karma: 19
if we give you a reason to jump off a cliff.. would you listen?... cause it would be a little easier for all of us.
Apr 15 2009 2:04PM
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the.hoffman
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 283

str8.

Apr 15 2009 4:38PM
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ChefBoyardee
Posts: 219 - Karma: 11
Bleach is pretty cheap...
Apr 15 2009 5:03PM
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Balto
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hells fuckin ya!
Apr 15 2009 5:18PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
if you want to be a real baller like the aborigines, just take 50 cents and a cup down to the gas station, fill said cup with gas, and sniff that shit all day!

or buy wild turkey.
Apr 15 2009 7:16PM
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skithe49th
Posts: 2487 - Karma: 14
MICKEYS!!!!!!!!!
Apr 15 2009 7:23PM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
oh myyy
what you guys pay for cheap handles is what we pay for cheap mickeys or a 6 of colt 45
Apr 15 2009 7:25PM
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max.
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 12
rubinoff or mr boston
Apr 15 2009 7:35PM
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cofreeskier
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I heard somewhere that vanilla extract has alcohol in it...or Purell
Apr 15 2009 9:47PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 480
lucky you live in the states alcohol is double the price here in canada... oh wait but we have public healthcare and a much better education system etc... nevermind
Apr 15 2009 9:49PM
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TheBeardedOne
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 58
This will do ya well.. maybe start sipping on beer instead.. slow down a little eh>
Apr 15 2009 9:50PM
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tBenz
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I am a big fan of Gordon's, it's about 13 for a 1.75 liter by me. but if you want to get cost-effectively shitfaced everclear (95% grain alcohol) is the way to go. and if you want to feel like you are eating fire, take a pull straight from the bottle and don't chase it
Apr 16 2009 2:13AM
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B.Snow
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colt 45 nigga
Apr 16 2009 12:24PM
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eastside
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except you cant buy alcohol at gas stations in most states.
Apr 16 2009 12:25PM
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Mac.
Posts: 953 - Karma: 24
word, I guess since we are young.  If I am drinking vodka, it is to get drunk, no other reason.
Apr 16 2009 4:12PM
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bikerocker
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 461
old grampa whiskey,
there are a million cheap teqillas for like 10 bucks a handle if you think you're rugged drink those.  or spend 6 bucks on steel reserve or hg800 tall cans and you'll be plenty fucked.


and if you were 14 when you started drinking that puts you at like 16 tops.

Really, don't tell people you're hard.  there are like 50 hard 16 year olds and they're all in prison for killing people.  or doing meth.  if you want to be cool kill some one or start smoking meth.

Apr 16 2009 6:04PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
youre life is going to rock
Apr 16 2009 6:10PM
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SpeakTruth
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evil eye
Apr 20 2009 10:24PM
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neutralzombie
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last time i was in california, king cans were 1$ in the craziest beers. but since your a minor...good luck. or try not drinking...
Apr 20 2009 11:03PM
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