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Help me mess with a craigslist scammer

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Ender
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So I'm trying to sell my sub and amp on craigslist and this is about the 5th scam reply I've gotten.  This time around I really want to fuck with this guy and waste as much of his time as possible.

Here is what he sent me after I told him it was still for sale:
Hello I really appreciate your response to my email.I want you to
consider it sold, pls do withdraw the advert from craigslist to avoid
disturbance.I want you to know that i will be paying via bank
certified check .I will like you to provide me with the following.
information to facilitate the mailing of the check to you ...
1.....Full name to write on the check 2.....Full Physical address to
post the check 3.....City, State and Zip Code 4.....Home & Cell Phone
to contact you *** Note that the payment will be shiped to your
address via UPS NEXT DAY SERVICE and I will like you to know that you
will not be
 responsible for shipping i will have my mover come over as soon as
you have cashed the check** Thanks


I want to take this as far as possible before he realizes he's not going to get shit from me.
Suggestions?
Apr 2 2009 12:43PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
haha conrad I didnt see that you were the creator of this thread untill just now.
Apr 2 2009 12:52PM
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vol_t
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Hey man read this, it's oe of the funniest things i've read and you can try something similiar

http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/

Apr 2 2009 12:57PM
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hey_dude_its_me
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that was incredible I can't believe I read all of it
Apr 2 2009 2:16PM
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soulskier
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seriously though, once you pop the fun dont stop
Apr 2 2009 2:28PM
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urbanjib
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That right there... Absolutely amazing!
Apr 2 2009 2:34PM
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iRide1080s
Posts: 660 - Karma: 411
I read that a while back.. i actually was thinking about it the other day but couldn't remember what it was called. +k thanks
Apr 2 2009 2:40PM
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dguay13
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that macbook thing was fucking amazing i cant believe i read it all
Apr 2 2009 5:17PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
amazing. i read all of it. that was great!!
Apr 2 2009 5:37PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
just take a shit and mail it to him or something.
Apr 2 2009 5:42PM
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kush.
Posts: 537 - Karma: 15
$2.36 shipped?
Mar 10 2010 12:57AM
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[tightpants]
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wow.  that was long but it was pretty fuckin awesome. 


Mar 10 2010 3:56AM
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PaleCelery
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Oh hey connor. Nice thread. Mind if I post in it?
Mar 10 2010 4:37AM
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PaleCelery
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and now I notice the date..... what happened here.
Mar 10 2010 4:38AM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
My name is Conrad too
Mar 10 2010 7:39AM
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mr.rise
Posts: 383 - Karma: 15
The wonderfulness of the interwebbzz!!1!!

I like how it in the end of the story says that no one heard from Jeff.
Maybe som British gangsta guys killed him.
Mar 10 2010 9:32AM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157

great find here, that shit was hilarious

i think its my dream to do a shit like that

Mar 10 2010 12:33PM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
thats sooo cool i read the whole thing
Mar 10 2010 8:21PM
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Dirty_Griddle
Posts: 456 - Karma: 79
you should get his phone number, then make a post for an i touch for like 150, people will blow his phone up all day long
Mar 10 2010 8:41PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
woahz i got the same thing but he said hed send me a check and his assistant would come pick it up
Mar 10 2010 8:46PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
AHAHAH
oh my god.

I really wish one of his undercover doodz had been there to tape his reaction when he opened it though.
Mar 10 2010 9:25PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
Here is a place for ideas:
http://www.dontevenreply.com/index.php read it, its worth it
Mar 10 2010 9:32PM
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dckiteboards
Posts: 372 - Karma: 76
I just collect checks from these people!
Mar 11 2010 7:23AM
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