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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
how many times a day do you poo? me? usually 1, sometimes less, sometimes more. today i pooped 4 times. no, im not sick, i just had a really good day


if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
alpentalik
Jan 17 2004 1:22AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
today: 6.

twice in american studies, twice in spanish, and twice in math.


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Jan 17 2004 1:34AM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
once a day, unless there is mexican food involved.

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Jan 17 2004 1:37AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
do people make fun of you sam? or are they too afraid of you eating them?

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Jan 17 2004 1:38AM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 673
its good to have atleast 1 a day
Jan 17 2004 1:55AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
id be afraid


if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
alpentalik
Jan 17 2004 2:28AM
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Italianskier
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
ALOT, but only when i eat chinese food , it goes in your mouth and comes right back out, (them chinese gotta stop loading their fortune cookies with laxatives)
Jan 17 2004 9:35AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
i havent been pooing like i usually do lately, its down to like once a day now


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 17 2004 9:38AM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
Sam, you go twice in a period, thats weird people must be thinking like what the fuck why is he asking to go to the bathroom twice
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Jan 17 2004 10:31AM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
^They prob. think he just has a ton of poo inside of him. I poo once a day unless I eat normal...then I poo twice.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jan 17 2004 10:37AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Probably once or twice a day. Lately I've been watching family guy while I poop. Its enjoyable.

Coming Soon...
Jan 17 2004 11:02AM
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master_hucker
Posts: 375 - Karma: 10
once a day



*NORTHEAST CULT*
Jan 17 2004 11:11AM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Yuo have a TV in your bathroom?




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jan 17 2004 11:11AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
i want a tv in my bathroom


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 17 2004 11:22AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
i've been up around five a day for the past month or so. it's fucking crazy.
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'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls
FROSTMONKEY
Jan 17 2004 12:36PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
^thats gotta burn. for me, its once a day.
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Jan 17 2004 1:56PM
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icyeastcoast
Posts: 472 - Karma: 23
once in the morning b4 school/skiing and once at night
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Jan 17 2004 6:01PM
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
i dont go poopy at school and now that i think of it i usually go like once every 2 days, thats weird......
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Jan 17 2004 6:05PM
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dpoiii
Posts: 3095 - Karma: 13
^im the same, but i gg do that right now


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Jan 17 2004 6:07PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
yeah actually it does :-(
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'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls
FROSTMONKEY
Jan 17 2004 6:26PM
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Skierguy48
Posts: 527 - Karma: 10
Today 3 times
Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
Jan 17 2004 10:07PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
sams not actually taking a dump though you see, its just a cover up if you know what i mean.






“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
Jan 17 2004 10:09PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
I HAVE TO TAKE THE BIGGEST SHIT EVER





XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx
are u a boy or a girl?
oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever
-MARIAH
Jan 17 2004 10:09PM
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ron25
Posts: 88 - Karma: 10
i havent taken a shit in three days i dunno wtf is up...maybe its that extra cheese i ate i dont even know
Jan 17 2004 10:36PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
summer:1-2 times
skiing: 1 time every 3 days


member5054
Jan 17 2004 10:48PM
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BallinBU
Posts: 882 - Karma: 6
reading this is making me want to shit
Jan 17 2004 10:50PM
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ron25
Posts: 88 - Karma: 10
how i do this is because back in nam we had to learn how to go weeks without shitten..... and it envolves alot of grass
Jan 17 2004 11:02PM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
probably like twice a day. more if its after a night out.
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Jan 18 2004 5:12PM
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