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[Pole] If your could have the talent of any 3 skiers put together, wich ones would it be
Jon Olson - I would have mad style and win alout
Seth Morison - I would have Crazy Big Mountin skills
Glen Plake - I could be 50 years old and still rip it up
***Go big or go home***
Pollard: Lazy and smooth
Tanner Hall: Tweaks the shit out of everything and throws down
Candide: so i could the a d spin 7 over chads gap
Mike Wilson: So i could be the youngest guy which with the skills of everyone else, i would be kicking ass.
Glen Plake: So I would be kicking ass with some 400cm skis
Shit i could go on, lets just say i wish i could combine every good aspect of every skier out there so that i would have one crazy messed up style and have a mad bag of tricks
hall, morrison and moseley
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i have mastered the art of sleeping with my eyes open..... boy am i tired
Jon Olsson pipe and park, seth for big mountain lines, steele spence for rails.
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totally~ every skier has there own good aspects, and some have every aspect being a good one.
what was the question?
'I'm not a deadbeat, low life kid that's going to be a high school dropout.' - Tanner Hall...
...Well said, Tanner.
Jon Olsson- for his mad style and get ever sweeden girl
Shane Machochky(or however you spell it) I would rule the whole mountain an drop insane cliffs
JF- i'd be able to throw sick shit an hardley ever practice
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Is it cheating if the girl is from another country?
Some one please help !!!
i dunno...but pollard is definitely in there somewhere.
Skogen- creativty and style
Olsson- Can land a shit load of tricks
CR. Johnson 'Hey Buddy are you old enough to be drinking?'
Me 'Pffft.. What about you?'
This is Rated M for Sex, Violence and Mayhem
Turpin for: Being positive and genuine, he is like rubber (lands anything) and can learn tricks very, very fast! Not to mention his MAD STYLE!!!
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eric, steele, and jon. youve got the style, the tricks, and the rails...
'i dont wanna have to bust out some american fighting skills on your canadian ass' me talking to jeff thomas
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Seth, cause he is all around amazing, and fearless.
JF, i'd never have to practice, and still be sick and stylie.
Pollard, I'd make everything stylie and smoooove.
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- My Gym Teacher
Olsson- super tech stuff with mad style
Pollard- Has his own personal style
Hall- as much as i dotn liek him, hes anamzing skier and he can throw down with style and super tech.
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seth - because big mountain is the shit.
Douglas - over 30 and still destroying
hall - creativity, style
vinni, cause small skiers rules and do not wave arround
ERic, cause he can do unnatural stuff
and candide cause the kid can ski everything.
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Andy lempke, Bryan Gallant, Ozskier.
Eric Pollard- Mad style
CR- I could win the US Open and X Games....
Mosely- .....followed by the Olympics.
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I like my chicks like my whips, topless
Plake= old and cool how many old people do you know that can kick ur ass skiing and have a mowhawk?
Rex Thomas= Like his style like his attitude and he gave me his decapitated ski tip when he bailed and signed it too!
JP Auclair= Extremly cool has sick style and hes a cool canadian.
Seth, Pollard, and Tanner
shane...best technical skier ever
and CR...love the spins
Seth Morrison for big mountain
Dave Crichton for rails, pipe, bir air, mad style and pretty much everything
Janica Kostelic for being a kick ass racer.
'drop cliffs, not bombs' - Seth Morrison
Holy Shit, If Seth saw this he'd be stoked!
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(get really high)
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and Hall or Olson
You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
Yup seth is definitly the shit for sure. I'd like to have the balls to toss a rodeo off an 80 foot cliff...which he supposedly did this year while filming in golden.
--To be a jibber you've got to be so fresh to have style and finesse way above the rest-
morrison - rip huge big mountain lines and throw sick tricks of 50 foot cliffs
dorion - sick style everywhere
Rob Gaffney - is a doctor, which is what i want to do, but also kills it everywhere, and he skied at berthoud pass
jt holmes - been ripping since he was 14, can do anything, and i also like his style
all i need my skills. ha
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Jon for all his crazy tricks minus all the tail grabs.
Jeff Holden for cliff drops-200fters need I say more
Ryan Worcester for rails and jibbing...you probably dont know him but he sticks everything
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shane- so i could rip big mountain
cr- so i could go huge and throw 1260's like nothing over 110 ft tables
moseley- so i could rip moguls and smoke any mountain
hmmm...damn this is hard.
Seth...there was no thought involved in this decision at all....I mean come on...you have to put him in there somewhere.
Jon Olsson.....if I could throw tricks that technical and smooth I would be the happiest guy alive.
FOr the last one I'm gonna have to say Steele Spence....that guy just kills the rails. Bu thtere lots of other guys that I would consider as well....
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