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5 things you didnt know about your penis

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nathanielstyza
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i was cruising through WebMD looking for info on kidney stones when i stumbled upon this.
i havent read the whole thing cuz its pretty long but some of the headings are pretty amusing.

http://men.webmd.com/features/5-things-you-did-not-know-about-your-penis
Feb 22 2009 4:01PM
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nathanielstyza
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almost forgot.
no homo.
Feb 22 2009 4:03PM
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niebski
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interesting
Feb 22 2009 4:07PM
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Peter.
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No. 4: You Can Break Your Penis

There is no "penis bone," but you can break your penis all the same. It's called penile fracture, and it's not a subtle injury. When it happens, there's "an audible pop or snap," Montague says. Then the penis turns black and blue. And there's terrible pain.

Penile fracture is rare, and it typically happens to younger men because their erections tend to be quite rigid.

Here's how to avoid penile fracture: don't use your penis too roughly. A common way that penile fracture happens, Montague says, is when a man is thrusting too hard and fast during sex, and slams into his partner's pubic bone. Also, a woman who moves wildly while on top of a man during sex can break a man's penis.

ouch
Feb 22 2009 4:08PM
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no_steeze
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hahaha anyone else find it amusing that one of the scientists name was Cummings?
Feb 22 2009 4:08PM
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Skibumsmith
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when i read that i cringed just thinking about how painful that would be

Feb 22 2009 4:10PM
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emopoppins
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grow up. what do you think this is, a thread in non ski gabber.

pffffffft.
Feb 22 2009 4:11PM
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tBatt
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kidney stones fucking blow. my dad just had to have a hugeeee one removed and had a tube going up his dick into his kidney for 3 days. he said it was one of the most painful things hes experienced.

Feb 22 2009 4:12PM
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EvanMeyer
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that was one of those things like when you see someone get nutted on a rail or something and it starts to hurt you just from watching
Feb 22 2009 4:19PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Feb 22 2009 4:22PM
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tBatt
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bahahaha

"In an MRI picture, the penis looks distinctly boomerang-like, as noted by a French researcher who studied men and women having sex inside an MRI scanner."

what an interesting job...
Feb 22 2009 4:24PM
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TechnoPotamus
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haha seriously...that sounds so awkward for both parties involved
Feb 22 2009 4:26PM
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james44
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im a grower
Feb 22 2009 4:26PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Feb 22 2009 4:27PM
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NESblowjob
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hahaha
Feb 22 2009 4:27PM
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TechnoPotamus
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*click it for your applause*
Feb 22 2009 4:28PM
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Crack.
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noooo
Feb 22 2009 4:31PM
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FUUUCK
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Id have sex in an MRI...
Feb 22 2009 4:33PM
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lloyd_christmas
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already had you at 10/10.  so here's a couple reeses peanut butter cups.

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Feb 22 2009 4:38PM
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PopsicleStand
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seen it on a TLC special. its hilarious. they told the guy he had to last ten minutes to get all the pictures, and he was like... shiiiit and his wife laughed.
Feb 22 2009 4:45PM
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TheButterHashira
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A boomerang? Really?
Feb 22 2009 4:50PM
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Upgrayedd
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I have a friend who is an ER doc - I have heard the story this way:

Man comes into ER, woman was riding him too roughly - man hears pop and has terrible pain, penis swells to (here it comes)....

THE THICKNESS OF A WINE BOTTLE!!!!!

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Feb 22 2009 6:12PM
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Shredneck
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Id fight though the pain and keep screwing if my dick was the size of a wine bottle ... then we would both go to the hospitol afterwards
Feb 22 2009 7:12PM
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Upgrayedd
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I believe the appropriate response to this is.....

A wine bottle?!?! - How is my penis going to shrink after I break it?
Feb 22 2009 7:18PM
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cool.
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hahahahaha wow...
Feb 22 2009 7:31PM
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*TURBONERD*
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thats my last name... bump
May 26 2010 6:37PM
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NW_Rider
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Did you enter "penis" in the searchbar to find this?
May 26 2010 6:44PM
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p-fo
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.
May 26 2010 6:47PM
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.Natty.
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haha thats exactly what i though when i saw the bump
May 26 2010 6:48PM
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p-fo
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i find your name quite ironic right now...
May 26 2010 6:55PM
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T-Holt
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Seriously dude.
May 26 2010 6:58PM
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icantskiiFILM
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this sounds HORRIBLE
May 26 2010 7:00PM
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MADDECENT
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hahaha +
May 26 2010 7:16PM
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dispatchQ_main
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only 2 ! ... In canada we get three cups...
May 26 2010 7:42PM
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theabortionator
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I'm pretty sure I know everything about it
May 26 2010 8:29PM
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Mr.Luke
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AH! AH! Why did I look!? AH!
May 26 2010 8:44PM
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Mtougas
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ouch
May 26 2010 9:59PM
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I-Ski-AK
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I heard the pop once, it never git bigger.
















oh no..
May 26 2010 10:04PM
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kardaddy
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haha you have kidney stones
May 26 2010 10:04PM
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Nathn
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Ich bin eines wachsener.
May 26 2010 10:07PM
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deleted5
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awsome
May 26 2010 10:09PM
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ThaLetterM.
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hahha epic thread nathaniel
May 26 2010 10:13PM
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Nathn
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No lie like it friggin doubles.
May 26 2010 10:41PM
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yourthemannowdog
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number 4 scares me
May 26 2010 11:08PM
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Dainsey
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i don't want my penis to break :(
May 26 2010 11:11PM
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Alex_G
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shits gonna be a multipager fo sho
May 26 2010 11:14PM
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An10a_Eng
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i actually knew all of those
May 26 2010 11:42PM
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Alex=God
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toasting in epic bread
May 26 2010 11:53PM
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SteezyOhio
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lol
May 26 2010 11:57PM
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HenniferLopez
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yeah me too. and I'm a girl.
May 27 2010 12:06AM
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