You dont need to be able to spell to get in college. I just got accpeted in to college and just learned to spell college.
'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school
'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight
'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson
'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'