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nhfreeskier
Posts: 153 - Karma: 10
I wish i was a local to a really nice resort Like 5 min to 30 min so i could go skiing every day and would know the mountain really well. I have to drive 1hour 5 min 3 times a week to go skiing
Jan 8 2004 4:22PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
good story, but i do too so stop complaining
Jan 8 2004 4:23PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
Then why dont you move?

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Jan 8 2004 5:22PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
heres an idea clausen, get on your knees with your little beer drinking tripod and suck on my fat ass midget cock, ahah no


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Jan 8 2004 5:25PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
midgets are sexy

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
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Jan 8 2004 5:26PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
well, are you gonna do it?? im waiting


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 8 2004 5:42PM
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nhfreeskier
Posts: 153 - Karma: 10
i am moving next year when i go to college
Jan 8 2004 11:06PM
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nhfreeskier
Posts: 153 - Karma: 10
i am moving next year when i go to college
Jan 8 2004 11:06PM
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nhfreeskier
Posts: 153 - Karma: 10
i am moving next year when i go to college
Jan 8 2004 11:06PM
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4skizzle
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 10
if you're only an hour you're still kinda local. I wish I had a room by the kitchen in the lodge at Heavenly. That would be really sweet
Jan 8 2004 11:09PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
^you said heavenly sucks though...and local isn't an hour away
Jan 8 2004 11:11PM
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4skizzle
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 10
An hour is close enough and different aspects of heavenly suck. refer to the comment when i said the terrain is the best but the posers are the worst
Jan 8 2004 11:13PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
i gotta drive 3 hours up and back every weekend to the place that i ski. stop complaining, an hour drive isn't bad at all.


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Jan 9 2004 10:02AM
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JackieChan
Posts: 417 - Karma: 10
Local is definitely an hour away.
Jan 9 2004 2:43PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
^no no no local is 20 minutes or less






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Jan 9 2004 2:44PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
A true local needs to live at a resort for a minimum of 5 years.

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Jan 9 2004 3:11PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
i would too, any locals here on ns?
Jan 9 2004 3:12PM
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joe_cool_ski
Posts: 796 - Karma: 9
i am more local to the beach then the snow that sucks
Jan 9 2004 3:14PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
im 50 mins away, i consider myself a local
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Jan 9 2004 3:32PM
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powdygrl
Posts: 123 - Karma: 10
i've got one resort thats 30mins away and one thats 15 min- so does that make me like a super local?
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Jan 9 2004 3:35PM
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-madd_trixx-
Posts: 859 - Karma: 17
i live like 20-25 minutes from an alright little resort in the east, i've skied there every year of my life basically, minus 2-3. i'm definately a local


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Jan 9 2004 3:44PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Locals are good, tourists are bad, they may be good at business but wow some of the most aroggant people in the world easily. I'm a local, it's awesome,, being best buds witht he middle aged lifties especially!

But tourists.... ugggh

I was at the mountain and me and a friend were in the lodge eating some breakfast and the girl who does the counter at this lodge happens to be portugese, and she's wicked funny. Anyway some monstrous group of idiots were in line ahead of us and the girl was taking her order and was reading it back to her to make sure it was right, because the tourist woman had a fucking army of kids and you are always supposed to read back orders anyway. The woman goes 'Do you even speak english??' and whatever they got their food and sat down. So I got my food and sat at an open table nearby and overheard the woman, (she was practically yelling) about how bad the service was and she said 'They're all all just spanish speaking imported workers.' (FYI at this mountain non of the workers are timeshare workers) and 'When I was young we would wait in line for those kind of jobs when now they are just giving them to the first cheap worker they can find.' WOW I wanted to punch her in the face.






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Jan 9 2004 3:45PM
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4skizzle
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 10
I grew up in Placerville ca. I lived about 30 min away and I considered my self a local to Sierra at tahoe. Some of these places there's really no place to live.
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Jan 9 2004 3:46PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
i live in the so-called 'coast guard city usa'..so we get a ton of tourists around here..but i live in a beach town..so it's in the summer that we get all the fuckers..

but i live about 1.75 hours from where i ski a lot..
i'm there every weekend..
i dont consider myself a local..but i know pretty much the whole sand dune..
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Jan 9 2004 4:57PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
my friend's got an apartment about half a mile from mammoth's slopes and we got the keys to Plakes apartment which is about 50 feet from the chairlift at Mammoth.. does that count?

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Jan 9 2004 5:50PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
Im a 15 min drive from my hill and this is my 16th year skiing there, thats pretty damn local




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Jan 9 2004 5:55PM
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gottarun
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
im like 30 min away from my resort and its were i learned to ski and i havent skied andy were else more than like 2 or 3 times

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Jan 9 2004 7:41PM
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tahoe20
Posts: 669 - Karma: 10
ok; local= someone who lives within 30 min form the resort and has lived there for at least 7 years. as far as any lovals on NS goes, yes, i am a north tahoe local, i have lived in tahoe all of my life(17 yrs) and live 10 mins from alpine(on a good day w/ not tourist traffic) and about 15 from squaw. plus local student passes are either $5 or free. it's a sweet deal.
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Jan 17 2004 3:35AM
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tahoe20
Posts: 669 - Karma: 10
*i take that back, it's only about 5 min to alpine, and 10 min to squaw
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Jan 17 2004 3:38AM
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downhiller52
Posts: 722 - Karma: 11
it's not how far you travel to get there, it's how often you visit! right now i ski 7 days a week between 2 mountains. one is 20 min the other 1.25 hours, so i guess that would make me a double local.




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Jan 17 2004 3:46AM
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tahoe20
Posts: 669 - Karma: 10
a agree, time spent at the mountain does count
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Jan 17 2004 2:03PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
That really isnt that far of a drive. The resort I work at is 1-1.5 hours away, depending on snow conditions. Sitting in a car for hours is just part of skiing, everyone does their share of time.



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Jan 17 2004 5:06PM
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icyeastcoast
Posts: 472 - Karma: 23
i live 1/2 hour away from hunter and its great bcause i know evry1 there
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Jan 17 2004 6:06PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
I'm a Mammoth local for sure. I've lived here my whole life and my house is a 10 minute drive to the mountain.


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Jan 17 2004 6:15PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
Fuck that, I'm a local, I live 5 minutes from my hill (not really a mountin), I ski all the time, and I also end up hurting myself a shit load more than the non-locals... and they are still better than me.
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Jan 17 2004 6:34PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
fucken bastards. im a 6 hour flight then a 2 hour drive to my mountain. stupid ontario, i never should have left van.






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Jan 17 2004 8:47PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I don't think where I ski has locals. Its not really a ski town just a ski hill in the middle of a town. So I guess I'm just a regular.

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Jan 17 2004 10:23PM
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ron25
Posts: 88 - Karma: 10
i live l;ike 30 min from my HILL and ive been skiinmg there since iws like 7 and im 16 but i live like 6 hours from any DECENT mountain..haha its pretty bad
Jan 17 2004 11:45PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
ahahahhahahhaha i live 3 mins away from my resort. im the king of all locals


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Jan 18 2004 4:43PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
im a 35 minute drive to the nearest 'hill'. I usually get up about 3 times a week, but i wouldnt consider myself a local at all. I like randall's 'regular' I think im a regular.


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Jan 18 2004 7:11PM
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jholer2
Posts: 576 - Karma: 11
i live about ten minutes away from jackson hole and ive skied there my whole life. i think i'm a local there.



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Jan 18 2004 11:37PM
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