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The only reason I brush my teeth

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Ice-Is-Scary
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The spit you get after brushing your teeth is the best for whacking off.


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Jan 6 2004 6:09PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
wow. just, wow.




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Jan 6 2004 6:12PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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^that's supposed to be my line!

uh, that's retarded!


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Jan 6 2004 6:16PM
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ECfreeski3
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hahahahahaha that's one of the weirdest things i've ever heard in my life
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Jan 6 2004 6:53PM
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mikee
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the spit yo get aftre is so vile, I hate the aftertaste I hate brushing my teeth.

-Michael Lifshitz-
Jan 6 2004 6:56PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
the aftertaste depends or which toothepaste you use
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Jan 6 2004 7:08PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
I use colgate, tell me a better one, I need it, badly.

-Michael Lifshitz-
Jan 6 2004 7:11PM
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ron25
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if you dont want a bad after taste rinse with water real good and get the total taste out and it helps prevent morning breath too
Jan 6 2004 7:32PM
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mikee
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I do rinse, I rinse so fucking much

-Michael Lifshitz-
Jan 6 2004 7:35PM
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J.D.
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Dear god... please dont do things like this, there are people on this site who might actually try it. *shudder*
Jan 6 2004 7:39PM
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mark.p
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the regular crest toothpaste is the best


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Jan 6 2004 7:45PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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regular colgate is my favorite but right now I'm using the crest witht the scope. Water tastes so good after you brush your teeth.

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Jan 6 2004 7:53PM
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skiflake
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it burns!!!! o god it burns!


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Jan 6 2004 7:53PM
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mikee
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no way.... water tastes vile and everything makes me want to throw up and I sit there rinsing for ever and then i go get changed and have to come back and spit more and ah! anbd then the only solution is to go drink something flavored like orange juice.

-Michael Lifshitz-
Jan 6 2004 8:07PM
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B-Wald
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^orange juice is the worst after teef brushin..

i'm a crest with scope guy right now..it's good..
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Jan 6 2004 8:11PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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brush your toungue
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Jan 6 2004 8:12PM
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mikee
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Whats wrong with the orange juice? it outdoes the aftertaste and also, does brushing your tonue get rid of bad breath better? and also, im gonna try that crest scope.

-Michael Lifshitz-
Jan 6 2004 8:35PM
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rossi900
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did anybody else think that the old pepsodent in the purple tube tasted like rootbeer, i always thought it did

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Jan 6 2004 8:42PM
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caylorswift
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yea, brush your tongue. ever looked at your tongue before you go to bed when you havent brushed your teeth? its like white and stuff? thats bacteria and what not. so brush it. its nice.


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Jan 6 2004 8:47PM
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SkeeOrDye
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i go sensodyne (sp?) i remember the best toothpaste ever was sesame street shit, it was sooo goood.
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Jan 6 2004 9:09PM
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QuazBotch
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sparkly ketchup is not to be confused with sparkly toothpaste.
Jan 6 2004 9:15PM
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rhcp
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crest with scope rules over all
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Jan 6 2004 9:31PM
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Irotate360
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how many rinses do people take? i take around 7, i have to get all the taste out. i know peeps who dont even rinse





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Jan 6 2004 9:41PM
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rhcp
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skiflake, thats the funniest shit ive seen in awhile
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Jan 6 2004 9:44PM
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skifree919
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Colgate gel with whitening is the best, its like a mix between gel and paste. No bad taste, forms lots of bubbles for good brushing.



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Jan 6 2004 10:17PM
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Rbamf
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i only brush my teeth so my mouth wont taste bad, or smell bad, or look bad.
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Jan 6 2004 11:17PM
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mikee
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I take like 20 rinses....

-Michael Lifshitz-
Jan 6 2004 11:23PM
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PhattTim
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I love brushing my teeth and having a clean mouth, is all good, sometimes I brush my teeth too much I think, my room-mates are always giving me crap for brushing my teeth all the time.

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Jan 6 2004 11:24PM
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SkiFree_MT
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Wow, what a POINTLESS thread. Im gunna go brush my teeth now
Jan 6 2004 11:29PM
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Lateralis
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i brush mine!


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 6 2004 11:41PM
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JackieChan
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The best thing to have right after brushing your teeth, other than orange juice, is a cigarette and coffee.
Jan 7 2004 2:34PM
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Rbamf
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oh ya, if you brush your teeth when youre rolling it feels cool
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Jan 7 2004 3:22PM
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icecreamsandwich
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i love brushing my teeth..i love when they feel so clean. my favourite toothpaste is colgate extra breath freshening. its yummy. and after i brush i take about 5 rinses...then i follow up with scope. im big on mouth hygiene. oh and yea i always brush my tongue too, it helps eliminate unwanted bacteria.


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So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Jan 7 2004 3:36PM
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stevie.
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i use that sensodine stuff. it makes my teeth not hurt when i drink really cold or really hot things. it tastes nasty though.






i need snow
*NS GIRLS*
i ride the lines
Jan 7 2004 4:01PM
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stevie.
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i use that sensodine stuff. it makes my teeth not hurt when i drink really cold or really hot things. it tastes nasty though.






i need snow
*NS GIRLS*
i ride the lines
Jan 7 2004 4:01PM
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winterparksuks
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7:22 brush teeth
7:23 spit toothpasty spit into your hand
7:24 whack off
7:27 ahhhh






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corn was made for shuckin
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Jan 7 2004 5:35PM
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weazelzb
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^best 5 minutes of his life...


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BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

Jan 7 2004 6:12PM
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B-Wald
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^^best 5 minutes of mine..
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Jan 7 2004 6:59PM
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Concord
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When I brush my tongue it doesnt always get the white shit off my tongue because i drinks lots and lots and lots and lots of pepsi about 6 a day and that is no lie but anyways the acid in the pepsi make my tongue fall apart and sometimes bleed.

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
Jan 7 2004 7:58PM
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lewski16
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evryone get crest cavity protection
mmmmm tastes so good
Jan 7 2004 8:30PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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told ya, now you can never go back


God is an American.
Jan 7 2004 8:33PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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told ya, now you can never go back


God is an American.
Jan 7 2004 8:33PM
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master_hucker
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crest with scope rocks my world



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Jan 7 2004 9:20PM
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Skywalker121
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Sensodyne is gross shiat, and then u go listerine, and then flouride and thats it...YAY!



'There's 6 bullets here what wer u gonna do laugh the last 3 to death FUNNYMAN'-boondock saints, what a great movie
Jan 8 2004 8:59AM
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BigRich
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My bird put colgate (very small amount) around my bell end and then gave me a blow job. It was awesome, her mouth felt like a really hot fridge. If that makes any sence??????
Just thought youd like to know seeing as were talking about toothpaste

Note well its a BIG BIG BIG mistake to use too much. it burns
Jan 8 2004 6:14PM
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