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the history of matt harvey

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hucksterjibber15
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harvey is 27 years old, he was born on july 19 in his moblie home trailer park. when he was 13, his mother and father orphaned him in canada, not realizing that there actually are people in canada. so canada got their whole police force together to find the boys estranged parents. the 3 of them drove around for hours, but were not able to find them. newschoolers originally started out as a page designated to helpin young matthew rosanne harvey to find his long lost parents, but his parents did not want to be found. when matt found a striking interest in skiing, this is what the site became. the end






if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general
Jan 6 2004 12:16PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
okay............................


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 6 2004 12:17PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
very,very random.
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Jan 6 2004 1:07PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
indeed, kinda funy but not ha ha funny




Seize the carp
Jan 6 2004 1:12PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
how much of that is true? like 25%?
-Ira
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Jan 6 2004 1:41PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
You've got it all wrong - there are 4 police officers in Canada - not 2, and HArvey is 22, not 27.
Jan 6 2004 1:54PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
ROSANNE, hahaha, is that really his middle name?
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Jan 6 2004 2:35PM
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720skiguy
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loser
Jan 6 2004 3:23PM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
yes, that really is his middle name. and i said that there were 3 officers dumbass






if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general
Jan 7 2004 10:18AM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
hey DUMMY - I know you said 3 officers - BUT I TOLD You - theres 4...........dick-wad.
Jan 7 2004 10:23AM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
that's right give'em shit jodi!





SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
Jan 7 2004 10:54AM
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Rez4frederick
Posts: 4740 - Karma: 40
my birthday is july 19....weird.
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Has anyone ski Bear Paw Ski Bowl? Fun place to ski lots of rocks and icy kickers
Jan 7 2004 12:10PM
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flanker
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 11
Wow, the only thing you got right was his name..first and last that is...
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Jan 7 2004 12:50PM
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skiflake
Posts: 509 - Karma: -55
his mom used to me a member of the site, till he banned her.


PH represent
Jan 7 2004 1:02PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
what? why?!
-Ira
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Jan 7 2004 1:28PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Shut up, Jordan. Anyway, what I find sad is that SO few of the 15,000 newest members even know who Matt Harvey is. More people know who Lateralis, SamCaylor, Melvs, and GhostDragon are than the Mattman himself. Pathetic in my eyes, but hey...



-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
Jan 7 2004 2:23PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
^givem hell




Seize the carp
Jan 7 2004 2:24PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
In fact, when you say Mattman, people may assume that you mean the other guy, whose NS name is Mattman, also on this site. Just pointing that out for others in case there was confusion...
Jan 7 2004 2:29PM
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4skizzle
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 10
Harvey is awsome. New members are lame.

Jan 7 2004 2:29PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
^^Oh shit, thanks J.D. Didn't think about that. Been a while since I've been on here. Sorry, I'd just rather refer to Matt by his first name, and not just call him Harvey like everyone else. More personal I guess.



-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
Jan 7 2004 2:39PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
4skizzle,your first day on NS as a member and already 8 posts? God,a post whore to be..
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Jan 7 2004 3:01PM
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dez22
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the real history of matt harvey was posted a long time ago
Jan 7 2004 3:16PM
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4skizzle
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I'm what they call hard core Mike-0
Jan 7 2004 3:27PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
hey J.D._May, thanks for caring
Matt
'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'
- Governor George W. Bush

'I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada'-Britney Spears
Jan 7 2004 9:59PM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
i know ethan posted it awhile ago. and u said that there are actually 4 officers not 2, that is what i was referring too. and the last 15,000 members? who are you talking about. me?? if so ha, i laugh at you






if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general
Jan 7 2004 10:18PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
hahahahahahahahahahahahhhahaah hahahahaha hthe middle name was sooo funny hahah funniest thing on there.




well, a little.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jan 7 2004 10:31PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
my god that was lame

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#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
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Jan 7 2004 10:54PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
gay.
i got the harvmans number so how about we call and ask him?

and yes, i do feel special
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Jan 7 2004 11:41PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
1. No, I wasn't referring to you.

2. Yes, there are over 30,000 memebers now, and I would bet you money that at least 15,000 of them don't know who Matt is or that he created the site, but maybe just briefly heard the name if that.



-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
Jan 8 2004 12:10AM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
and the other 15,000 are ass kissing groupies :)



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Jan 8 2004 12:13AM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
boooo this man, boooooooo this man.

real advice is telling someone that when you are bangin a girl and you hear a pop to pull out quick because your condom just broke
Jan 8 2004 1:15AM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
well sarah's right about no one knowing who matt is but has anyone here other than me even met lateralis? didn't think so. does he even exist?





SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
Jan 8 2004 1:18AM
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skiflake
Posts: 509 - Karma: -55
there's people on this site who don't even ski.


PH represent
Jan 8 2004 1:26AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
^Haha, what I'm saying is that it seems like people are more likely to recognize 'Lateralis' than 'Harvey' or 'Matt Harvey' these days. Blah. (no offense Stef)



-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
Jan 8 2004 1:27AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
I donno, that 'Even our nerds are better than you!' ad gave Harvey some publicity... hes movin up in the world again. That was a while ago, we may need to make a new line of ads. Too bad I can't photoshop.
Jan 8 2004 1:31AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
o great Sarah, for 15 sec I felt Special on NS

Damnit!
Matt
'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'
- Governor George W. Bush

'I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada'-Britney Spears
Jan 8 2004 1:31AM
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