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Best Day Ever Fsho

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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
Today was like no doubt the best day i had in a long time.

Didnt wake up till like 10:30 right, cause its finals week and they were all in tha afternoon. get up, moms is gone, bust out the gravity bong and the doja, and blaze one. then blaze two. throw on the hoody and tims. Mob into the kitchen put the Cinnamon Toast Crunch in the bowl and mow on that shit.

jumped in the whip at like 11:15 bumpin that Ghostface Killah doin like half a buck down the road. get to school fashionably late, dip to math right as he handin out the final. fail that shit, no doubt. i suck at math, even though i tried really hard, but i was rollin too deep to care. plus that shit is behind me now. get to spanish, ace that final. shit i could be the teacher fsho. watch harry potter after that. it was sick in spanish.

get outta school at 2:45 get back in the whip, pumpin CCF Division (if you got Wu-Tang Meets the Indie Culture, check it mos gangster song ever). little freshman shorty turnin her head and shit. Dip to McDonald's, hit up the dollar menu....a McDouble and a McChicken, shoulda got a drink, but whatever yo. get back to the lab, bust out the chron again and blaze while my iPod spins real ill shit. roll that El and eat them burgers over blunt fire.

an i dont even got shool tomorrow so imma play MMOFPS all night and blaze mo dro.


Jan 29 2009 7:12PM
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emopoppins
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thank you for writing this. i can relate to everything you said. eloquent statements laid bare on the multicultural cutting board that is our society, and mixed into a vernacular stewwwwww.
Jan 30 2009 12:23AM
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jblaski
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Anyone know a quick way to get back all the brain cells I just lost trying to read that?
Jan 30 2009 12:33AM
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Alehandro
Posts: 818 - Karma: 12
smoke weed
Jan 30 2009 12:36AM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
goofy ass thread, day sounded boring but whatevs. i love it though.
Jan 30 2009 12:36AM
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HHB
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"little freshman shorty turnin her head and shit"

haha pimpin in the 9th grade!!!!! teach em young
Jan 30 2009 12:40AM
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JonathonChandler
Posts: 905 - Karma: 423
such a sick thread aggid pool
Jan 30 2009 1:16AM
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JuliusJ
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hahaha.
Jan 30 2009 3:03AM
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ORski21
Posts: 423 - Karma: 12
I bet you could win a darwin award someday. Im sure youll do something good enough to earn one. good luck livin the dream
Jan 30 2009 3:18AM
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prosnurfer
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holy shit u are the same as every other wanna be gangsta fag. every fucking kid is about this shit.

great u had a epic day. and u shared it with ns. obviously ur going to get shat upon. i mean that sounded pretty cool for a 9th grader.

   wutang is good music but u dont have to claim it. i listin to the best music out of all of ns execpt for maby 30 or so other members. give or take. u read that? thats right O CLAIM. suck on my epick shlong ns.

no ...

ok u where tims. ur a fag. those look liek shit. are made for hicks that work or hunt. why dont u DIP ur way in to some fucking nikes. god dam where have u been trend whore?

lastly dont claim smoking. liek everyone does it. it dosent make u more cool. i mean if u wanna claim that shit go to shroomery. but ull still get shat upon.  i smoke as much as i please every day i want cuz i make mad dough. im not claimin or wrighting a shit story about it. infact im so baller i blow through 400 bucks a night jsut to get fucked up. hell yea.

bring on the shit comments cuz i dont give a fuck im the shit.


this is like all of the ns posters and everyone else in the world.

somehow there is some new gay trend and ur cool if u smoke weed do drugs have money and listin to underground hiphop.. great just what the world needs.


fuckin a im goign skiing
Jan 30 2009 6:29AM
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shrEddie
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respect yo.  this man just has an appreciation of the little things in life. 
for real though this thread reminds me of alot of my days.  like alot haha
Jan 30 2009 12:32PM
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An10a_Eng
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dear bongbreath,

 please dip your neck into a noose. you are the scum americas shoes. you should be exiled from this country and your place given to an illegal mexican who wants to be here to work and better life for himself and his family. when you go back home to your house in the suburbs and finish watering the shrubs for your mommy, please consider drinking 3 gallons ofanti freeze. it will taste good and make america a much better place.

sincerely,
anybody with half a brainstem
Jan 30 2009 12:40PM
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doublexl
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much respekt homie. you know how we keep it.
Jan 30 2009 12:47PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60

hahahahaha

all i do all day is blow lines. thats alll i doooo.

Jan 30 2009 1:26PM
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Elijah.
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I JUST watched that movie last night... Drunk/high makes it a good fuckin' movie.
Jan 30 2009 3:17PM
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Crack.
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probably the best post I have ever read on NS, it is completely true
Jan 30 2009 3:26PM
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Skavengers303
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that would be the ausomist funniest non eventfull book ever!!!!!
Jan 30 2009 4:59PM
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JonathonChandler
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he isnt really claiming smoking, thats like saying he is claiming going to school.
its just something he did in his day, just like going to school
and right after you said dont claim smoking, you just did
and under your favorite tricks it says "smoke a fat blunt durring a rail grind"
once again claiming smoking
epic fail
Feb 2 2009 10:09PM
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RAWLAN
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if a book was written like this i literally could not read it....
Feb 2 2009 10:26PM
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Nicholas.
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you missed the part after that paragraph where he said...."thats what kids sound like" dumbass, hes just not good at proper paragraphing obviously.
Feb 2 2009 10:29PM
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Irotate360
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ate taht shit bout an hr ago^

this kid is legit. i enjoyed the story big time.
Feb 2 2009 10:31PM
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yellav
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LOLZ U R SO COOL CAN I BE UR FRENDZ?
Feb 2 2009 10:51PM
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doublexl
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mmmm......no.
Feb 2 2009 11:17PM
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baethoven
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haha whether or not you were serious.fail.

Feb 2 2009 11:23PM
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Gnarshred
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sick dude, reminded me of a Mic Boyd song or something.  Just super happy and stoney and at peace with the world, because in the end, thats really the best way to be. 

So ++Karma for laying some good vibes down.

Feb 2 2009 11:33PM
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RIDEDIRTY
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Your a  Boss
Feb 3 2009 12:00AM
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EvanMeyer
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hahahahahahaahah the way you put all that was great
Feb 3 2009 12:32AM
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JonathonChandler
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except he never said "thats what kids sound like"

Feb 3 2009 7:35PM
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Nicholas.
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"this is like all of the ns posters"

sorry i wasnt word for word.
Feb 3 2009 7:37PM
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lineskier10
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GOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT YOU STUPID LITTLE FUCKS NEED TO STOP TRYING TO ACT FUCKING GHETTO, THIS MAKES ME GO SOOOOOO INSANE I SWEAR TO GOD IF ALL YOU STUPID 16 YEAR OLD SHITS DONT STOP TRYING TO ACT LIKE GANGBANGERS I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN ONE BY ONE AND FIND YOU BRING YOUR ASS TO THE NEAREST GHETTO, WHICH IS NO DOUBT 1000 MILES AWAY, AND LEAVE YOUR WHITE ASS TO GET BEATEN AND ROBBED, THEN WE WILL SEE HOW COOL YOU THINK ACTING BLACK IS
Feb 3 2009 7:46PM
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.nafus.
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Feb 3 2009 7:51PM
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JonathonChandler
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yeah your right he did say that in his post,
but how do you know he was talking about claiming smoking?
it wasn't in the same paragraph,
so he could be talking about something else
Feb 4 2009 9:14PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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bahaha so legit, some epic quotes in there for sure
Feb 4 2009 9:29PM
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Nicholas.
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oh yeah i know dude, hes the most incoherent writer of all time, no doubt.
Feb 4 2009 10:45PM
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PaleCelery
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This thread is fuckin awesome, if somebody read it in 50 or 100 years, they would get an awesome idea of what it is like to grow up in Amurrica. Dont listen to the haters OP, keep livin the dream.
Feb 4 2009 10:51PM
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kozy
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Feb 4 2009 10:55PM
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Dub_Digital
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furr shurrrr

Ha gotta love final week. we had ours last week,


phuk'n krazy


Feb 4 2009 10:56PM
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doublexl
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shit homie, you know i be pickin off haters like an ethiopian picks off bugs. im still doing my thing...livin, blazin, and 5 DOLLAR FOOTLONGS.

shit foo....
Feb 4 2009 11:50PM
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Irotate360
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bump
Mar 30 2009 12:36PM
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WSMFP
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hahahahaha 10/10 your the man
Mar 31 2009 10:06AM
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OhMyBosh
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wow


if this thread is a joke it is hilarious

if not it is still hilarious but i also feel very sorry for the person who made it.
Mar 31 2009 10:19AM
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hank.
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.............
Mar 31 2009 4:05PM
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rightcoastskier
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sounds kinda like a typical day in college haha
Mar 31 2009 4:23PM
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Phill.
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I do believe that was a quote from step-brothers....

There was a kid in my grade name Johnny Hopkins, I think he dropped out or got kicked out in like 8th grade haha....
Mar 31 2009 5:54PM
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TZA.
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disagree, bacon cheese burgg and mcchicken
Mar 31 2009 6:09PM
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TZA.
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please take me there ?
Mar 31 2009 6:14PM
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OhMyBosh
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someone please tell me this is a joke before i loose all faith in humanity.
Mar 31 2009 6:36PM
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DaBeesKnees
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this fuckin made my day.  i wish all my days were this good.  the thing is i can never blaze cuz my moms always home!!!!! aaaaaaaaa ima goin crazy!!!!!!
Mar 31 2009 6:50PM
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debrickshaw
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you claimed that shit harder than he did, your a little overcompetitive bitch. this thread is fun, don't ruin it. i love the aprt where nyour like dont claim smoking...2 sentances later "i smoke as much as i please every day i want cuz i make mad dough."
Mar 31 2009 7:07PM
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samwise
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man that's just racist
Nov 11 2009 3:42AM
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BC.
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gangsta shit right thurr
Nov 11 2009 3:56AM
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