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1. The bathrooms are so small you can wash your hands and pee at the same time
The ski condo has no heat
2. A graduating class of 6 is considered large
3. You’re in a restaurant and you get up from your dinner to shut off the bathroom light to save electricity.
4. You keep your wool hat on while drinking beer at the bar
5.You look forward to cow tipping as Friday night fun
6.The waiter/ waitress asks if you’d like that wrapped when its maybe a forkful left
7. People on the chairlift ask you if you know if the new four screen theater is up and running
8.When the temperature goes from 10 to 12 people say “Wow its getting warm out”
9.The number of cows outnumbers the population
10.You go into a nice restaurant and everyone is in jeans, but men have their hats off
11.They say Happy New Year on February 2nd
12. The nearest mall is in Albany, New York
13.The guy at the gas station isn’t at the register, but instead outside pumping gas
14.People wear shorts and its 15 degrees out
15.You have to “jiggle the handle” to get the toilet to flush
16.Every parking lot is covered in ice so that out of towners can slip on their ass
17.The waitress serves you between bites of her own meal
18. The three major sports are cow tipping, ice fishing and skiing
19. Everyone has long hair
20. The nearest streetlight is “20 miles back thataway”
21. No one owns a car… just trucks
22. Theres a diner every hundred yards
23. The friendly locals hop right on the backs of your skis
24.You come out of the shower dirtier than when you went in
25.The truck in front of you is loaded with hay
26.You lock the door… but the keys are right outside, in plain sight
27.You drink wine through a straw
28. Your hunting knife is used to carve the turkey for dinner, that you shot 2 hours earlier
29.You make your career out of being a ski lift operator
30.The guy at the gas station gives you a key to the outhouse and an ice scraper for the toilet seat
31. The nicest care in town is a ’92 pickup truck
32.The most popular item at the diner is mashed potatoes
33.Your skis are worth more than your house
34.The state motto is RCR “Recycle, Conserve, Reuse”
35.Maple sugar 101 is a required course
36.The liquor store and the grocery store are the same thing
37.You own three outfits: school clothes, ski clothes, and your Sunday best
38.You can see every star in the sky, because the nearest city is Boston
39.Your cell phone stops working
40.Your coffee cup has a straw hole
41.Every diner also sells live bait
42.AE is considered a fashion crime
43.The ski store is where you get your clothes
44.“Shacking up” means going ice-fishing with your best girl
45.“Exclusive Private Drive” is another way of saying dirt road
46. Nothing matches and ski clothes are the norm
47.Ski clothes are sexy
48.Your cleavage shows while skiing
49.Wool socks are the rage
50.There’s a gun rack on every mode of transportation
51.People in high-society are Ben and Jerry
51.Rap is unheard of
52.The prime housing lot is within walking distance of the diner
anything about glass blowing and smoking pot?
You wear plaid pajama pants everywhere.
Each town has about 2 paved roads.
Automatic transmition is unheard of.
We'll have you dead pretty soon.
You have a four wheel drive school bus... yep we really do here. It's badass
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
weh n you go to gas station chains expect to see the tolit seat on the the floor in the bath room
in every bath room there is a condom despencer
I cant spell so dont make fun of me
thanks guys get me some more, fun lists for those road trips up to the mountins
at least you have snow, PA is haggard with the white stuff
The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)
Frontflips are lame
Lets hear it for fat chicks!
Dude i live in Vt. Most of that isnt true. They are a lot of fricken wiggers, who I hate dearly, and all they listen to is rap. We also got a 2003 suburban which beats the 92 for dor whatever. But some is true some aint, but rag on Vt. Were all good people. REDNECK 4 LIFE that be I
Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
you went to almost every rainbow gathering as a child
you've seen strangefolk
you're a 'co-op' family
everything is organic in your house
your parents love VPR
uhh yeah well that's my family at least
dude, i live in vermont and hardly any of that stuff is true. Most of the kids are hardcore wiggers.
Tran:'Voldman, are you trying to get a girlfriend?'
Voldman:'No, trying to get laid.'
well as for Vermont i live in mass 10 min. from the border and Soutern Vermont Sucks except for Stratton Mount Snow and Okemo mid vermont to norhern vermont is cooler. but the biggest city there would only be called a city IN Vermont lol
Life is too short, SKI HARD!!
Word......about half that shit u said is true. I grew up there and all my friends are pretty fucking down! probly the best skiing in the east and the best herb! FUck i wonder what stupid ass suburbia town your from! Fuck ya'll!
i went to stowe one time and me and my father got out to ask directions to the place we were stayin and the people were smokin some herb so we asske wheere the place was and of course they had no clue turned out that the place was where they worked and they were smokin on there break
and no i'm not brand new to the site i forgot my password (sorta stupid)
-you've gone sledding off your roof.
-you learned to ski and ice skate before you learned to walk.
-you're not afraid to drive on a pond in the winter.
-you define summer as three months of bad skiing.
-you eat ice cream in the winter to warm up.
-your friends took you to Montreal on your 19th birthday
i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
im from VT and proud of it vt is badass... all u flatlanders and massholes can go suck a big one! don't forget who's state u come to ski at dumbshits
Line Skis = Good Ride
yeah i used to live in vermont, sucha badass state
minor threats representin
i go to vermont a lot and i love vt to
I cant spell so dont make fun of me
mothahucka, are you brad? haha voldman and tran are tools. but anyway, yeah a lot of that shit is true except in burlington and south burlington, cuz thats where the wiggers and rich kids live.
bomb hills not cities
throw me your best judging, my town has all of 4 stop lights, 1 dunkin dougnuts 1 cvs (of wich were built in the last year with huge controversy from the old folks whom don't want any of this new technology) any hoo i am just as much of a hick as any Vt'er
Then don't go there if you don't like it that much you faggot
where have i said 'i don't like vt' lighten up dude.
you have stoplights?!?!?!
Okay I live in Starksboro,
two paved roads
a grade school and coop preschool
volunteer fire department
0 traffic lights
no high school
oh, and no real post office service
you had a lot of free time didnt you?
ive been there alot and i got bored of the list but the first few i dint recognize
are u a boy or a girl?
oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever
To whom started this thread:
OK, Your drffinatly a Yuppy ass white trash white bread richy bitch if you think VT is all that bad. Its so fucking chill, obviously you guys have never been to a bar or fucking hiked somewere to ski, or fuck who knows if you even can fucking go down the hill. I just think its so dumb to start a post saying all this gay shit about vermont cause u can diss on any place even here in mammoth there some pretty gay shit! But how about you keep all your thoughts on vermont to your rich vitch ass self and get off the internet, drive your bmw that mommy and daddy bought you out of the suburbia latte mocha gay haven u live in and put your gay ass skiiny skis that your thought looked cool so u had mommy and daddy buy them for you, and learn your ass to ski!
seriously take the cock out of your ass and laugh about things. VT is where every one goes on the east coast, maine is too far away, Mass has mow hills, i wouldent be proud to even mention the places in CT. NH has some nice mountins but the majority of people go to VT. there are so manny things to laugh about like driving on rt 202 and seeing a pick up truck w/ two shotguns on a rack in the back of the truck. fuck.
Yeah, I live in Middlesex Vermont. We have 1 paved road, 1 elementary school. we have 1 store. Its awesome. My high school is five elemenatry schools. 7-12. Middlesex, Calais, Berlin, East Montpelier, and some other school I forgotted. Oh and by the way, I LOVEW MY FANNEL SHIRTS!!!!
Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
yea, this is definately some gay ass shit that youre trying to put on vermont here...vermonts one of the best places to grow up in fool, its the shit. by the way i live in westford, 1 store and one paved road, plus a elementary-middle school...the town pays for us to go to other highschools
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for real, i'm jealous of vermonters. i live in rich bitch suburbia connecticut, and i try go to vermont whenever i can. it's a more real and enjoyabe place. the air is cleaner too.
Hey, im from vermont. go to the vergennes UHS. Vergennes is supposedly the smallest city in the country i guess. gotta love vt though
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