From VT?

If you live there, or visited, chances are manny aply. Please add some


1. The bathrooms are so small you can wash your hands and pee at the same time
The ski condo has no heat
2. A graduating class of 6 is considered large
3. You’re in a restaurant and you get up from your dinner to shut off the bathroom light to save electricity.
4. You keep your wool hat on while drinking beer at the bar
5.You look forward to cow tipping as Friday night fun
6.The waiter/ waitress asks if you’d like that wrapped when its maybe a forkful left
7. People on the chairlift ask you if you know if the new four screen theater is up and running
8.When the temperature goes from 10 to 12 people say “Wow its getting warm out”
9.The number of cows outnumbers the population
10.You go into a nice restaurant and everyone is in jeans, but men have their hats off
11.They say Happy New Year on February 2nd
12. The nearest mall is in Albany, New York
13.The guy at the gas station isn’t at the register, but instead outside pumping gas
14.People wear shorts and its 15 degrees out
15.You have to “jiggle the handle” to get the toilet to flush
16.Every parking lot is covered in ice so that out of towners can slip on their ass
17.The waitress serves you between bites of her own meal
18. The three major sports are cow tipping, ice fishing and skiing
19. Everyone has long hair
20. The nearest streetlight is “20 miles back thataway”
21. No one owns a car… just trucks
22. Theres a diner every hundred yards
23. The friendly locals hop right on the backs of your skis
24.You come out of the shower dirtier than when you went in
25.The truck in front of you is loaded with hay
26.You lock the door… but the keys are right outside, in plain sight
27.You drink wine through a straw
28. Your hunting knife is used to carve the turkey for dinner, that you shot 2 hours earlier
29.You make your career out of being a ski lift operator
30.The guy at the gas station gives you a key to the outhouse and an ice scraper for the toilet seat
31. The nicest care in town is a ’92 pickup truck
32.The most popular item at the diner is mashed potatoes
33.Your skis are worth more than your house
34.The state motto is RCR “Recycle, Conserve, Reuse”
35.Maple sugar 101 is a required course
36.The liquor store and the grocery store are the same thing
37.You own three outfits: school clothes, ski clothes, and your Sunday best
38.You can see every star in the sky, because the nearest city is Boston
39.Your cell phone stops working
40.Your coffee cup has a straw hole
41.Every diner also sells live bait
42.AE is considered a fashion crime
43.The ski store is where you get your clothes
44.“Shacking up” means going ice-fishing with your best girl
45.“Exclusive Private Drive” is another way of saying dirt road
46. Nothing matches and ski clothes are the norm
47.Ski clothes are sexy
48.Your cleavage shows while skiing
49.Wool socks are the rage
50.There’s a gun rack on every mode of transportation
51.People in high-society are Ben and Jerry
51.Rap is unheard of
52.The prime housing lot is within walking distance of the diner