so i took a PHATY shit and flushed and to my surprise it just clogged worse and started overflowing and so i was tryin to clean that shit up but cut myself on a sword that i keep hanging over the toilet. at this point i completely lost it because my cat just died so i smashed the FUCK out of my toilet with this dwarven sludge hammer thats also hanging in my bathroom and now my bathrooms kinda flooding but FUCK it im gonna go get some taco bell LATE
Bahaha, I rarely ever watch SNL but I was with some friends getting blazed as fuck on this new bong one of them got when I saw this and we were all on the floor crying within ten seconds, I barely even saw the second half I was laughing so hard. So unexpected. Glad I got to see it in its entirety, thank you.
your dad would "flip shit on you" for having sex? what the foodge, are you a mormon? Dads get pumped knowing thier little mancub is slaying pussy.
haha dear gos i havent laughed this hard since... wow ive never laughed this hard
Anyway, the hockey jock next to me said "Did you just fucking shit your pants?" I replied "No..." then slowly made my way to the door, with my butt cheeks rubbing tablespoons of ass molasses between their steamy counterparts.
You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence.
You cannot help men permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves.”
― Abraham Lincoln