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skiflake
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This simple question will tell you if a person you have never seen is fat or not. Just ask them which they prefer, McDonalds or Wendys. it works almost everytime, and only the fat people will know why.
Jan 3 2004 1:23AM
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C.Royce
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huh?
Jan 3 2004 1:25AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
i like both


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 3 2004 1:25AM
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skiflake
Posts: 509 - Karma: -55
you cannot like both equally!
Jan 3 2004 1:28AM
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mikee
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WENDYS

-Michael Lifshitz-
Jan 3 2004 1:29AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
yes i can


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 3 2004 1:29AM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
i like wendy's- am i fat then or what

Jan 3 2004 2:06AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
^ what he said. I choose Wendy's. Am I fat?
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Jan 3 2004 2:39AM
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spyder887
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i choose hunan chef wong.....am i fat??

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
Jan 3 2004 2:42AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
Wendys has nothing on MCdonalds SPicey Chicken all the way.



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Jan 3 2004 10:01AM
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dpoiii
Posts: 3095 - Karma: 13
wendys


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Jan 3 2004 10:56AM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
what the hell? both of these places create fat people. except the people that work at wendys look skinnier. o yeah, i like wendys better.
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Jan 3 2004 11:03AM
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west
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Wendy's $.99 menu rules all. Or if your in Canada....the $18 menu.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jan 3 2004 11:33AM
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con_cept
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I think it's the 99 cent menu here too... so sucks for you.

Wendy's fries are soggy.
I like Harveys... mmmmmm. Canadian goodness!



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haha.. duty
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Jan 3 2004 11:51AM
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skierdudeguy
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i like harvey too, he made thsi site


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Jan 3 2004 12:08PM
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con_cept
Posts: 1752 - Karma: 10
yes.. Canadian Harveys are good!



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hey lois... diareha
Jan 3 2004 12:13PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
so.....what does it all mean?
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Jan 3 2004 12:51PM
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skiflake
Posts: 509 - Karma: -55
how did I get shut down again? ANyway here's how it works, if you like Wendys more, you're most likley fatter. ANd here's why, fat people eat at afast food places all the time, so they know where the better deals are at, ie. Wendys has a 1/4 pound double stack for only $.99, and that is just one of the many items on their value menu. McDonalds does in fact have a $.99 menu, but it is far less impresive. Fat people have most likey been fat for quite some time, so they remember the days before the fast food wars, when Wendy's was the only place with a $.99 cent menu, or at least the only place with a decent one. SO their loyalty lies there. Most skinny people do not eat at fast food points very often, therefore are unaccustomed to the practices and procediures at the different dining establishments. And most choose McDonalds because it is simply a bigger, and better known chain. Now of course some people that say Wendys are not going to be fat, but this question is right most of the time. And all of your little attempts at humor 'I like eating at the salty weiner...' are fucking retarded. You're probably just fat kids who are too afraid to get called out, and you use humor as a defense/crutch, because you lack the self esteme needed to live a normal life.


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Jan 3 2004 1:09PM
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SimonFiller
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well i knew about the 99 cent menu and i'm 6 feet tall 170 pounds with like 3% body fat. i dont think your theory works.
Jan 3 2004 1:17PM
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skiflake
Posts: 509 - Karma: -55
simon, I think you're full of shit.


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Jan 3 2004 1:51PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
I pig out at Wendy's like 3 times a week, 4% body fat.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jan 3 2004 1:53PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
My metabloism is faster then Bode.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jan 3 2004 1:53PM
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dpoiii
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^haha same we have one across the street from school, I am 5'11'' 150 and I can tell you which combo is which number even hah


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Jan 3 2004 1:58PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
that test is about as valid as the nail test for lesbians. mcdonalds and wendys are basically the same, i know fat people that eat at both and skinny people.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Jan 3 2004 2:06PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
i like subway



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Jan 3 2004 4:41PM
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B-Wald
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i was gonna say fat people eat at mcdonalds..i dont know why..it's just always seemed like a fat person place..

but i dont know which one i like better..
the somethin mountain chicken sandwich from wendy's is probably one of the best things ever..

but so are big macs..
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Jan 3 2004 5:16PM
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Jackpot
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i eat at wendy's because they food is of better quality. plus i'm 5'8'' and 135 pounds....soooo fat!
Jan 3 2004 5:38PM
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Vtsnowski
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I like wendys and I'm not Fat at all





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Jan 3 2004 5:53PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
mcdonalds and wendys have absolutely nothing on harveys. even a&w and burger king is better then mcdonalds though




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Jan 3 2004 6:53PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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I've never gone to Wendy's, do we even have them in VT? I am not a big fast food person.





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But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Jan 3 2004 7:07PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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theres nothing in vermont dont worry
Jan 3 2004 7:29PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Wendys has really good bbq sauce. Canadian Mcdonalds bbq sauce is HORRIBLE.

Coming Soon...
Jan 3 2004 7:38PM
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freeskiBC
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Skiflake...do u like wendy's best?
*Be Canadian...Eat Beaver.*

*Its Whats Been Said I Blame The Feds. The Keg Is Full Inside My Mind, Now All Ive Gotz A Burbon Shot, Im Drinkin Jack That Tastes Like Rye*

Eat.Sleep.Ski.

*While your body burns they feel no pain, You're all going to die for a government cause But why should we die for the chosen few*

*The More You Risk Youre Life, The More You Feel Alive.*
Jan 4 2004 12:22AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Harvey's does own. But McDonalds BBQ sauce is the shit. Wendy's BBQ sauce is awful. Too smokey. I don't like smokey BBQ sauce.
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Jan 4 2004 1:29AM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
wendys all the way



i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
Jan 4 2004 1:33AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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A&W
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Jan 4 2004 1:33AM
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skifree919
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Ive never seen a wendy's in VT. How unfortunate. My bro and i were looking for one for like an hour on the way back from okemo one day. We never succeeded



jibba jabba
Jan 4 2004 1:36AM
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hype
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A&W is the shit all the way
i think the really fat people eat at culvers
Jan 4 2004 2:25AM
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SNOWMAN17
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a&w is soo nice but not common enough



i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
Jan 5 2004 1:17AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Pita Pit ruins them all.



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Jan 5 2004 1:36AM
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canonrider
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quiznos in whistler... bababbaba
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Jan 5 2004 9:26AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
i like this grinder place across the street from where i work, its the best ever
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Jan 5 2004 11:10AM
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rshackleford
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Big Macs are my favorite burger

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Jan 5 2004 11:11AM
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HandiBoard
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I'm scared of their 'special sauce'
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Jan 5 2004 11:28AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
i ate out harvey before, he tasted delicious, a little sour but it was still good


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 5 2004 11:28AM
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