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gauntlet1260
Posts: 370 - Karma: 12
So, i failed my driving test here in the great state of new jersey. I feel like an absolute idiot, i just wanted to see if any of you guys failed yours the first time like myself, and if you too felt absolutly shitty afterwards.

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Jan 2 2004 3:08PM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
My driving test? I passed it and missed one and don't know anyone that didn't pass it. If that makes you feel better...
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Jan 2 2004 3:35PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
i failed the 1rst time and did eveything perfect, and i passed the 2nd time and i hit a curb.



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Jan 2 2004 3:50PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
i failed my first time too. damn 4 way stop




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Jan 2 2004 4:35PM
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snowbird4life
Posts: 2265 - Karma: 26
i passed my driving test its just the fuckin written test giving me problems :(
Jan 2 2004 5:08PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I failed twice. The first time I failed for 'failure to take my right of way' or basically avoiding an accident.
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Jan 2 2004 5:52PM
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FartBoy05
Posts: 1306 - Karma: 9
i passed 1st time
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Jan 2 2004 6:08PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
passed passed and passed all 3


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Jan 2 2004 6:16PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
i am the best driver in the world. i could of passed my driving test in reverse. i am just a supreme driver. not to be cocky or anything but i really am


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Jan 2 2004 6:27PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
One of my friends failed his first time because the 'judge' started coughing profusely and my friend pulled over to make sure he was ok, he supposedly pulled over into a parking lot that had a sign that said 'Parking for customers only!'...

The second time he passed everything and when they were getting out of the car the judge guy looked at the inspection stickers and said that it was invalid (it was a wierd color so I guess it was fair) and so he failed...

The third time (last saturday) he actually hit a (parked)car in the parking lot and passed, so don't worry, I'm sure that if you screw something up you'll pass...


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Jan 2 2004 6:32PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
i didnt study at all for my written tests, pass. and the driving test was super easy, dont know how its possible to fail...
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Jan 2 2004 7:25PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
failing your liscence teat is not as bad as failing your permit test. My friend did that. No names will be mentioned though bc he is on Ns and will kill he
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Jan 2 2004 8:40PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
Failed three times and still dont have it, I don't get it.



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Jan 2 2004 9:11PM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
i passed my first time, it was incredibly easy

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Jan 2 2004 9:16PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
I didn't pay attention in drivers training, fell asleep two times, which made the guy fuckin pissed. Passed the exam thing with the second highest grade. When I took the driving test, you had to get 25 points to fail, I think got like 22. I was driving my moms big suv and it was hard as fuck to parallel park so I failed that, and never used my mirrors at stop signs and lights, +16 there. Then I went over the speed limit TWICE, which is an automatic failure, but I still passed.




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Jan 2 2004 9:55PM
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Stryken
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 22
I passed my first time, but I went through driver's ed and took the test there, which made it extremely easy. Still, I got 2 wrong on the written. Our driving part was seriously drive down the road, park, couple stop signs, and back to the building and back in...it was ridiculously easy.

If it makes you feel better I had a lot of friends that didn't pass first time because their instructor was a bitch. Don't worry though, you'll get it.


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Jan 2 2004 10:05PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Drivers Ed was awsome. On the first day I walked into the room before the class started and there was only one person in there. She was hot, so I sat next to her. She shot me down. Then I saw her again when I went to the Dominican Republic (yeah, huge coincidence), and she shot me down twice more there. She was hot.
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Jan 2 2004 10:26PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah failing permit tests isnt bad at all when the questions are geared toward complete retards and have huge logical flaws if you sit down and think about it for more than 10 secs

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Jan 2 2004 10:34PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
the whole world is geared toward retards
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Jan 2 2004 11:04PM
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JayDC7
Posts: 1620 - Karma: 10
i passed the first time, and fell asleep everyday during drivers ed...



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Jan 2 2004 11:20PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
drivers ed is pointless i learned nothing except for staying out of the no zones ( drivers ed video funny shit)if anyone else has seen that video they know it was hilareious. It was so much more funny for me though becaus ei was so blazed
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Jan 2 2004 11:22PM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
Passed permit and driving test with flying colours cause I was able to take it with our school. Thank the Lord for not having to parallel park! I would have failed had I been require to parallel park. I have a lot of friends that failed 2 times and passed the third. One chick friend of mine failed cause she was driving an automatic car with two feet.




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Jan 2 2004 11:29PM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
Passed permit and driving test with flying colours cause I was able to take it with our school. Thank the Lord for not having to parallel park! I would have failed had I been require to parallel park. I have a lot of friends that failed 2 times and passed the third. One chick friend of mine failed cause she was driving an automatic car with two feet.




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Jan 2 2004 11:29PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
i slept and talked every day in drivers ed. passed the test 100%. then i rolled a stop sign on my test and still passed.
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Jan 2 2004 11:45PM
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skiflake
Posts: 509 - Karma: -55
you people that failed must be fucking idiots. that is all.
Jan 2 2004 11:59PM
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gauntlet1260
Posts: 370 - Karma: 12
I passed the written in drivers ed no problem, and i did everything right during the test except almost ran a stop, fucking thing came out of nowhere, the instructor pulled my e-brake and i knew i was done, then i hit the curb on the parallel parking, so now i gotta go back and take in in two weeks again. This fucking sucks.

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Jan 3 2004 1:01PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
i failed the permit. but took it the next day. the driving was so easy.
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Jan 3 2004 1:50PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i passed no problem. I think I remember that no zones video having a hilarious song in it.

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Jan 3 2004 2:50PM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
You guys from the U.S. have it easy, the tests are so much easier there plus you also get to drive younger. I've been having lessons for 6 months and am nowhere near ready to take my test. Its so hard.
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Jan 3 2004 3:07PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
i passed everything so easy, 100% on the written. then on the driving 100% no errors. she liked me, cuz she lived in Tucson, AZ. which is where i lived for like 12 years. and then we were all talkin about it as i drove. and i was drivin like 45 in a 35, she was just balancing her checkbook, haha. it was awesome
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Jan 3 2004 3:23PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
I passed the first time, but a friend of mine failed his first two times. First time he showed up drunk for the test, the intructor figured it out really soon and kicked him out of the car with an auotmatic fail before he even got out of the parking lot. Second time the genius almost hit a guy in the crosswalk because the guy was jaywalking, so he thought that gave him the right to run him over.
Jan 3 2004 3:56PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
^how did he not get a DUI?? one of my friends drove around the building because the instructor told him to, and his mom wasnt in the car with him so she called the cops and nailed him with driving without a license. how gay is that?
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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Jan 3 2004 5:04PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
^that is fucked up..

when i took my test..my dad kinda knew the lady..and they just talked about harley's the whole time..
i didn't get any points off..
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Jan 3 2004 5:11PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
at least u got to take urs, my dad wont let me take mine casue he says i need more experience in the snow, well it hasnt snowed in like a month so im never goin to get 'experience'. fuck that shit





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Jan 3 2004 7:56PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
^ouch, that sucks. ya, i don't know if he got a DUI or not, but if he was allowed to take the test again maybe he didn't, not sure how that works.
Jan 3 2004 8:34PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
what are the movies they make you watch like?


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Jan 4 2004 12:46AM
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flanker
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 11
Passed all 3 car liscence stages first time.
Passed all 3 motorcycle liscence stages first time.
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Jan 4 2004 12:56AM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
the movies are all made in the 70s and 80s, and funny as hell when baked.
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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Jan 4 2004 1:00AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
haha, nice


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Jan 4 2004 2:35PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
i passed mine first time. you suck. really.
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Jan 4 2004 3:23PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
i have mine next week
Jan 4 2004 3:44PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
i ran a red light in my driving test. and passed.

and we had to watch a movie in drivers ed that was disgusting. it was like all these crashes and shit. and uncensored. and disgusting.


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Jan 4 2004 6:09PM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
if you fail a drivers test, you should never be allowed to be behind the wheel of a vehicle


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Jan 4 2004 6:48PM
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Stryken
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 22
The road rage movies are hilarious. Really pissed guy gets out of his car at a red light and bashes in the next cars window with a baseball bat, and then the screen says, 'What would YOU do in this situation? Fight Him? Run the Red Light?' classic.


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Jan 4 2004 6:56PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Slickjames, I failed twice and I've had a perfect record for 3-4 years. Knock on wood.
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Jan 4 2004 7:03PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
I've got an almost perfect record. put a dent in the bumper a few months ago, but then it popped out on its own overnight, so i didn't have to pay to get it fixed.
Jan 4 2004 7:08PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
^how long have you been driving? A few months?

Canadian roads are weird. What is a blinking green light?

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Jan 4 2004 7:13PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
since end of august, that happened middle of october. a blinking green arrow is for left turning lanes
Jan 4 2004 7:25PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
what is just a plain green blinking light in canada? No arrow. Does it just mean you can turn left and not have to worry about traffic?

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Jan 4 2004 7:32PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
i have no idea, never seen a plain blinking light before
Jan 4 2004 7:34PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
It's a filter. Same as an arrow. They're pretty rare, but they're kickin' around.
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