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Jackpot
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(American) What Would you buy? Because i have a $20 gift certificate for amazon.com but what to purchase, i don't know...i'd prefer it be under 20 so i don't have to use much money. But i need ideas
Jan 1 2004 4:06PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
a tantric book


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 1 2004 4:09PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
^ yea im going to agree with lateralis...or a book on serial killers.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Jan 1 2004 4:11PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
so they sell ski movies on amazon.com?
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Jan 1 2004 4:13PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
or a book on how to become a successful serial killer


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 1 2004 4:13PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
eggsactly.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Jan 1 2004 4:14PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
yes they sell ski movies, but i have better sources for obtaining those, i wouldn't mind something for my ps2, but i am still drawing blanks
Jan 1 2004 4:18PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i say a sex book, you cant go wrong if it tells you everything you need to know to please a woman that is....unless your gay


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 1 2004 4:19PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
I'd buy another $20 card.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jan 1 2004 4:45PM
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freeskiing04
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oh mman thats a cool idea
-Ira
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Jan 1 2004 4:50PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
isnt it?
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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
Jan 1 2004 5:11PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Buy porn and use it as backup. That way if you have no power or your computer breaks you won't be left stranded.
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Jan 1 2004 5:44PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
haha my parents will like that 'sweet my porn came in the mail today'
Jan 1 2004 5:45PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Just explain to them that it's backup porn. They should understand. Trust me. They'll just be glad that you're straight... oh wait, maybe that's my parents. Whatever.
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Jan 1 2004 6:12PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
no no, any parents should be happy, unless he has 2 gay dads
-Ira
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Jan 1 2004 6:42PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
Go find homeless people and pertend to give them a 20 and after you run away burn it.



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
Jan 1 2004 7:14PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
it's an online gift certificate for amazon.com which i think i stated before....so i need amazon.com obatinable items
Jan 1 2004 7:44PM
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skiflake
Posts: 509 - Karma: -55
sell it to someone else, like your mom and get 20 in cash, then buy a couple tabs of acid, or some schwag, or some schrooms. I mean the main point is that you should buy drugs with it. Acid's probably your best bet though, most bang for your buck, and it only fucks up your spine a little. God I wish I had some acid right now....., you should buy me some acid.
Jan 1 2004 9:28PM
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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
give it to my stupid junkie ass neighbor so he could get his fix for an hour, and then worry that he was gonna steal my doormat in order to buy his next shot.
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Jan 1 2004 9:30PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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CD's. get old ones their like 5 bucks
Jan 1 2004 9:31PM
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SkeeOrDye
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buy mommy her birthday present.
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Jan 1 2004 10:06PM
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hucksterjibber15
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save it for when you dont get your girlfrined anything, and she gives you your anniversary present. and then you can pull it out and be like ya, i didnt know what to get you so i just got you this gift certificate. score. remember , o-r-g-y, whats that spell? TEAMWORK






if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general
Jan 2 2004 12:55AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
sex for dummies

that was the best masturbation session ive ever had. Ice-is-scary


There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers
Jan 2 2004 1:00AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
sex book!


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 2 2004 1:16AM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
once again NS.com never fails to impress me with countless ideas for sex and drugs...i love this community
Jan 2 2004 10:23AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Yes i know how about some ACID the best stuff

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding
Jan 2 2004 12:56PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
sell it to some one for 20 and if cant get 20 sell it for 15 and donate it to NS.



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
Jan 2 2004 12:57PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
u can buy a hooker for like 10 minutes!!!!!
people who have itchy bums wake up with smelly fingers.
Jan 3 2004 2:12AM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
find a nice couplde who have hda the unfortunate experiance of berthing a mature Harliquin Fetus, then trade them straight up for it. Next take the scaled baby and SHOVE HIM UP YOUR ASS, ITS YOUR MONEY BUY WHAT YOU WANT, DONT ASK A BUNCH OF COCKEY FAGS HOW TO SPEND YOUR MONEY.


HOES - THE 'NEW' WHORE.
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smoke bud, it gets you high.


COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime

SMRCCSMFD
Jan 3 2004 2:54AM
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mattster
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when i saw the name big_white_hucker i laughed but then i realised that your probially from kelowna ...........................
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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
Jan 3 2004 3:32AM
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nilzlet
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buy your teacher a nice book.

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Jan 3 2004 8:43AM
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*rkp*
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hey! how'd you guess! i AM from kelowna. you must be a psychic!!!
people who have itchy bums wake up with smelly fingers.
Jan 3 2004 12:43PM
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waterville_NH
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^your from kelowna? thats fuckin awesome...i have a t-shirt from there that my dad picked up when he was fishing kelowna



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and soon to be a member of the ANP

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMMING AGAIN THIS WINTER BABY!!!!REPRESENT
Jan 3 2004 12:49PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Has anyone said porn yet? Yeah. Porn. Backup porn.
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Jan 3 2004 2:36PM
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master_hucker
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get some cds



*NORTHEAST CULT*
Jan 3 2004 2:51PM
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Deann
Posts: 725 - Karma: 10
i agree with porn


do everything with your eyes closed and a carrot in your ass.-m1garand

Jan 3 2004 3:08PM
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caylorswift
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go to wendys, and buy 20 orders of nuggets. with chipotle sauce. its sooo god


°SamDCaylor°

www.poniverus.com
Jan 3 2004 7:08PM
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Irotate360
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hahahah^





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are u a boy or a girl?
oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever
-MARIAH
Jan 3 2004 7:49PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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hahahahaha, all Sam ever thinks about is food...


On my way to goddom
Jan 3 2004 7:56PM
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Mattman
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I would donate it to Newschoolers

you hear that Harvey^
Matt
'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'
- Governor George W. Bush

'I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada'-Britney Spears
Jan 3 2004 8:02PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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you're still trying to get some ass from from Harvey, eh Matt?


On my way to goddom
Jan 3 2004 8:18PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
'get some ass'?
Its a inside joke between Harvey and I
Matt
'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'
- Governor George W. Bush

'I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada'-Britney Spears
Jan 3 2004 8:33PM
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pmills
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i say put it up for auction on e-bay
Jan 3 2004 9:08PM
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mattwalker
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i agree with the guy who said bust it out as an aniversary present to your girlfriend when you forget... that is a good idea... i also like sam's idea


4FRNT.

Thugged out since cub scouts.
Jan 3 2004 9:45PM
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uuhno
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
buy alcohol





'Aw fuck it Dude, lets go bowl'




slit throat


Jan 3 2004 9:52PM
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freeskiing04
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see if u can buy another gift certificate with it!!!!!!!
-Ira
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Jan 3 2004 10:26PM
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