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I broke my girlfriends arm!! oops

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jib_danboy
Posts: 261 - Karma: 26

so me and my gf are messing around play fighting etc and i tickle her feet! she goes nuts cuz she hates it and pushes me i fall off the bed backwards and she falls off side wards from loosing her balance! she has 4 older brothers( im 18 they are all over 20) i think they might blame me!?  lol i need some advice on confrontations! any one had any thin like this happen??? + karma

Jan 18 2009 10:32AM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
haha, sidewards.

haha, upward inflections.
Jan 18 2009 10:34AM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18
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Jan 18 2009 10:36AM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18

lets try a different one

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Jan 18 2009 10:38AM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
Well we all know susceptibility to tickling is hereditary, so just tickle the shit out of her brothers and break their arms.
Jan 18 2009 10:40AM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
im down,

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Jan 18 2009 10:41AM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
THAT'LL TEACH HER! MAN POWER!!
















(haha....joking..)
Jan 18 2009 11:11AM
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Upgrayedd
Posts: 620 - Karma: 25
Searchbar - there are a million threads about this exact thing, noob.


:P
Jan 18 2009 11:52AM
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jedi.Jim
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 13
lawlz.


Is she pissed at you? I wouldn't be so worried about her brothers. It's her bitchy girlfriends that will come at you with a vengeance.
Jan 18 2009 11:58AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Soooooo smart.


"and i tickle her feet!" Hahahahaha
Jan 18 2009 12:00PM
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AptosFreeskier
Posts: 1240 - Karma: 17
Do you have access to a gun, brass knuckles, nun-chucks or throwing stars?
Jan 18 2009 1:10PM
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jibbnor
Posts: 56 - Karma: 10
I lol'd at the title
Jan 18 2009 2:42PM
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daave.
Posts: 283 - Karma: 45
Carry a nine in your pants and cap em' if they get too close
Jan 18 2009 2:48PM
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FreeBallin
Posts: 1845 - Karma: 17
good one
Jan 18 2009 5:05PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
i indirectly broke my 8 year old neighbor's arm, we were on his trampoline because he would stand outside my house knocking on my door until i came and went on his tramp and he started running at me with a pair of nunchucks and then he jumped up in the air flailing them with a crazy ass look in his eyes so i moved out of the way and he jumped right of the edge and fell into a creek where he broke his arm
he then blamed it on me and his creepy brother threw a gameboy at me when i told him i didn't break his brothers arm
my neighbors and i are no longer on speaking terms
Jan 18 2009 5:30PM
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breckfreeskier
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 22
hahaha, that is such a fucked up story.
Jan 18 2009 5:34PM
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macvid
Posts: 425 - Karma: 11
u abusive bastard................jk good luck with that one sounds like ur screwed
Jan 18 2009 5:34PM
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Horizon
Posts: 368 - Karma: 21
Hey, atleast he won't be endlessly knocking on your front door now lol.   See, you just gotta find the good side in situations.
Jan 18 2009 5:40PM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165

i read the title and all i could think was, "someone was having rough sex"

Jan 18 2009 6:05PM
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satan.
Posts: 57 - Karma: 10
me too! haha!
Jan 18 2009 6:43PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
what a waist of a gameboy
Jan 18 2009 8:26PM
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calebski.
Posts: 703 - Karma: 10
pee in her butt? i think that will probly work
Jan 18 2009 9:00PM
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C00N3Y
Posts: 563 - Karma: 12
it would have been funnier if u broke her ankles
Jan 18 2009 9:11PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564

same thing i thought

"damn, ive heard of rough sex...  but jesus christ, wtf was he doing?"  and the i realized that was a narrow minded outlook and figured i should think this instead: "wait, wtf were they doing?"  i mean, you never know.

Jan 18 2009 9:14PM
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with_stupid
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lol'd
Jan 18 2009 9:20PM
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Cuckoo
Posts: 637 - Karma: 9
HA HA
Jan 18 2009 9:36PM
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soulskier
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well, if she doesnt blame you, then i wouldnt worry about it
if she does blame you, as posted above, gtfo!!!!1!
Jan 18 2009 9:49PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
your fucked
Jan 18 2009 9:57PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
what are you, wu tang or a ninja?
Jan 18 2009 10:07PM
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Dainsey
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yo dis kid speaks the truth
Jan 18 2009 11:11PM
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urbanjib
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wowzer batman...
Jan 18 2009 11:18PM
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Hansel.
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or shoot yourself in the leg if your going clubing........
Jan 18 2009 11:20PM
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*LiNeLover*
Posts: 1224 - Karma: 256
i ran over my boyfriends foot with my car last month...
it was an accedent
Jan 19 2009 2:14AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
break your own arm
Jan 19 2009 2:17AM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3803 - Karma: 3,232
buy her something really expensive stay clear of her brothers

problem solved  
Jan 19 2009 2:23AM
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siversex
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they are the  same
Jan 19 2009 2:26AM
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orange.
Posts: 505 - Karma: 659
your 18 and you still say lol?
Jan 19 2009 3:44AM
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Moonlight
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lol
Jan 19 2009 10:35AM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
This thread makes me so happy. Every response is amazing. Sorry to break the chain of great replies but I'm just fucking blown away by the quality here.
Jan 19 2009 3:11PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20
if you didnt mean to do it then dont sweat it. like you were just playing around. dont worry about it
Jan 19 2009 3:38PM
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sstricky
Posts: 1876 - Karma: 111
roger that 10-4
Jan 19 2009 3:41PM
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JsNeagle
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 1,506
I may or may not have accidentally thrown my girlfriend into a wall in bed... caused some issues
May 16 2009 10:25AM
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polka.yardSAIL
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ahaha hippe :D
May 16 2009 10:41AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
i've heard this story before.
May 16 2009 11:04AM
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PhaedeD
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me 2
May 16 2009 11:07AM
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B-runge
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prob cuz its fro january
May 16 2009 11:17AM
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jib_danboy
Posts: 261 - Karma: 26
haha all went fine. they all had a bit of a joke about it to be fair i got off lightly! was expectin to have no knee caps left..
May 16 2009 12:24PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
i caught it and took it
i used to take it and play it right next to their house but still on my property and i could see him looking out the window at me
i finally just tossed it back when i looked out my window one day and saw him skulking around my yard holding a lighter....he claims it was for weed....either way i gave him his game boy. i can bank on seeing him in the news in a few years for either arson, rape, murder, or all three
May 16 2009 12:42PM
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JamesG.
Posts: 373 - Karma: 106
ike turner!!! you woman beating piece of shit!!! i hope you burn in hell for what you did!!
May 16 2009 9:16PM
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cottonwoodarmada1651
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I hope for your sake these guys aren't her brothers/dad.  They get PISSED when you hurt their sister.
May 16 2009 9:23PM
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