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Words of Wisdom - Open beverage in Car

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skodeo7
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I advise nobody while at a party to ever venture out into your car for any reason with booze, if you do make sure to leave it OUTSIDE of your car. I guarantee that you or one of your drunk friends will somehow manage to spill it all inside of your car. Just take my word for this please, the smell of spilt beer in your car is the absolute worst thing ever if it gets into your carpet badly. Its pretty tough to get the smell out also. Nearly everytime after a party I go out to the car the next morning and for one reason or another it always ends up smelling like beer.
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Dec 30 2003 2:35PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
ahahaha great words


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Dec 30 2003 2:38PM
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jtski
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very true.. and also never let a kid who has puked or may puke into your car. the smell is worse than beer and it stains



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Dec 30 2003 8:11PM
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GrippinGs
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lock your doors.
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Dec 30 2003 8:22PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i thought this was gonna be a story about how you went out to your car with an open container and then got pulled over for speeding or something and then got a ticket or something for having the open alcohol. Then it wasn't.

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Dec 30 2003 10:24PM
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skodeo7
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Hate to dissapoint you but that is just retarded.
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Dec 30 2003 11:34PM
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NoTeefa
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these two girls puked in my car once, so i kicked their naked asses out onto the street


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Dec 31 2003 2:23AM
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freeskiing04
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you did the right thing man
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Dec 31 2003 2:27AM
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Jibmaster_J
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actually, i've found that the smell of beer only lasts for a day or so. just leave the windows open and let it air out. i'm pretty sure that the alchohol causes it to evaporate fairly quickly. but puke on the other hand, smells horrible and is a pain in the ass to remove.
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Dec 31 2003 12:21PM
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Jibmaster_J
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and to itsbackfliptime, i almost got a DUI for having a couple empty beer cans in my back seat, and i was pulled over for having my front windows tinted which is total bullshit. i ended up with just an MIP, but it still sucked ass.
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Dec 31 2003 12:24PM
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Concord
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^that sucks to be u

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Dec 31 2003 9:57PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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worst smell to get out of a car is skunk, we were at a party and 2 kids completely shit faced decided to go out and get the road kill at the top of the street, it was a skunk, they cut it in half stuck it in my friends car ontop of his white sweatshirt and the smells been in there now for about 5 months.
Dec 31 2003 11:12PM
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Concord
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^Yum

that was the best masturbation session ive ever had. Ice-is-scary


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Dec 31 2003 11:29PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
not only does puke smell bad, its disgusting to clean up.
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Jan 1 2004 12:40PM
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WIfreeskier
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last night me and 2 sluts went for a naked cruise in my car, one of them spilled beer on my carpet and i just told her 'Bitch please.' anyways, it was a lotta fun after that, the smell's gone too

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Jan 1 2004 5:12PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
or weed. hot box a car then to heat on with recycle. bad idea. parents rode with me next morning turn heat on P U. just a few seconds though then it was over no trouble.
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I got in the car turned the volume to 10 tried to scream along the words to something big but my lungs couldnt handle it. my chest was strained and my face was red.
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Jan 1 2004 8:16PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
even if your pissed drunk and your sitting in someones or your car in the drivers seat and you have no keys, youll still get charged with a dui cuz just by sitting behind the wheel, you have intent to drive


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 2 2004 1:23AM
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