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Dr. Lane's Prescription for Happiness

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Lanemeyers
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So I was in the fetal position, on a rather negative mushroom trip, when I came up with my newest idealogy.

'In order to truly enjoy something, you must starve yourself, of that, which you truly enjoy.'
Dr.Lane Meyers

Now, at first you might think that is a strange statement to make, let alone, a lifelong commitment that I've made to myself, however, with further insight, you will all find that it relates to you, and in positive ways.

For e.g.
You go on a hike. You do not bring enough trail mix. You get hungry. The last 5km's out of the woods, your mind is fixated on a turkey sandwich. You make it out of the woods and enter Tom's Turkey Restaurant and order up the largest turkey sandwich on the menu (there are 5 different types). It is the most delicious sandwich ever. You enjoy it more than you ever have, or thought possible.

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You are on a bad mushroom trip. You feel like you're dead. You start to feel better, and it makes you feel 100% better, although you don't really feel good. When you do feel good, it's like a goodness you've never felt before.

So, when you're feeling blue, look at things this way. If it gets any better, it's gonna be great. And when it gets great, it'll be like nothing you've ever felt. Unbelievable Goodness!

Sincerely,

Dr. Lane Meyers


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Dec 29 2003 12:44PM
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rhcp
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yea same with skiing. your first time out, even if its shitty conditions, you love it.
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Dec 29 2003 12:47PM
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Lanemeyers
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hmmm, not really...

It's more like when things are really bad, when they get better, it's like totally amazing, and when they get good, it's unbelievable goodness...!

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Dec 29 2003 12:52PM
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Maximumsushi
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Yeah, I totally agree. I remember this summer, I hated my job a lot and now everything else that normally wouldn't be good, isn't as bad.

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Dec 29 2003 12:56PM
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theBOSS.
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'see, people think Im wierd, but I think peeing is fun. I like to hold it in till I cant possibly hold it any longer, then let it out, and it feels soo good'
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Dec 29 2003 1:42PM
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homocidal-grandson2021
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see i like shitting on midgets. when i see a midget i wanna shit on him but i know the second i do, a whole army of midgets will walk bye and then beat me senceless and cut me. and then i can't shit on them cuz i already used up my shit. so i always wait for the army to go bye and before they ram cellphones up my ass i shit on those lil bastards! and it feals like nutty liquid midget screaming orgasm!
i'm crazy like that.
Dec 29 2003 1:48PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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like me not being able to smoke since august. then i finally said fuck it and smoked last night and it was amazing. now i just need to detox my system for my next test.
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Dec 29 2003 1:59PM
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freeskiing04
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ahaha what did u smoke
-Ira
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Dec 29 2003 2:05PM
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Lord_Piot
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i guess if all you want to settle for in life is something thats 'not bad'
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Dec 29 2003 3:19PM
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Jodi
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stop doing mushrooms Jonas
Dec 29 2003 4:15PM
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rebel
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What he's saying is when you're down keep your head up because things will get better, and when they do, appreciate it. Master this and life won't seem as difficult as it often does.
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Dec 29 2003 6:40PM
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Lateralis
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i hate life, i go to bed everynight and hope that i dont wake up, and im being serious here for once, all i think about is dying


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Dec 30 2003 12:09AM
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mikee
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do you think about dying or do you actually not want to wake up? And if so, why is that? What dont you find fulfilling enuough about life?

-Michael Lifshitz-
Dec 30 2003 12:18AM
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stixonmtholly
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If you find your self in a rut(don't feel alone for starters cause lots of folks are in a rut)find something that you truely enjoy.Then follow that up by doing something else you truely enjoy. Life is a priviledge and should be treated as such. What if your life ends tomorrow that'll mean your last days on Earth sucked, shitty way to go out if you ask me. Learn to love life even the crappy stuff you gotta do. good luck to you I've seen how you get blasted on here sometimes. I hope that doesn't affect you it's just internet garbage.


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Dec 30 2003 8:17AM
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Lanemeyers
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It just gives you a little light at the end of the tunnel, that's all.... Jay is bang on^^^!

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Dec 30 2003 9:48AM
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