christmas=gay

who was the lucky guy?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Joel
'I heard that Richard Gere gerbils. That is, he inserts gerbils into a paper towel tube, which he then sticks up his butthole. I don't doubt this, because he asked me if i wanted to come over to his house and gerbil. I insisted that he come over to MY house, since the whole thing seemed weird. As a practical joke, i attached a bucket of water to the top of the door so that when he opened it, I beat him with a mannequin leg.'-Skydaddy

yaa my christmas sucked too!!


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defying the laws of gravity

hahahahah, gooooood one

but yeah, what happened?

-The Dr.-

Live for something, or you will die for nothing.

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shut the fuck up.....people bought you things you didnt have to pay for, how can you complain! so what if you didnt like it, turn around and sell it on ebay. stop being so damn self centered cuz your mommy didnt buy you socom 2 (which is sick as hell)
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'this goes to kevin quinn for bein the man! yip yip! pornstar 2002! yip yip!' - hanner tall

Seriously man, it's all perspective. The way I try to look at it is through the eyes of millions of people who barely got any food for christmas or the chance to sleep in a warm room.

I hardly got anything for Christmas, but I'm still thankful for what I do have. The reason I didn't get anything for Christmas is because my brother stole 2 grand from my parents a few days before. Then, as if that's not bad enough, he steals my car and wrecks it. To top it off, long time friend of my family just died, older brother is still in jail, I've been in the hospital for another concussion, this Christmas would've been my girlfriend and I's one year anniversary - but we broke up a few days before, and my cousin is going to jail for life.

I'm not whining about horrible my life is, I'm trying to show you that there are alot of people out there who have it much worse than you do and still smile. In all this I can still stay positive and look back and laugh. It's all perspective. Remember that.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

mine wasnt too bad, i got my guitar tho


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies

i got my new TM's!

wow ghost dragon, my prayers are seriously with you