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How to Embarass a Duck
hahahahahahaha, thats fucking awesome.
The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.
'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
OFFICIAL cook of NS
'may I take your order?'
Pretty funny, I do the social entrapment thing constantly, I wish I didn't it's kind of an asshole thing to do but it's funny.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
'arrange to have the duck watch pornography with it's parents'
stunning, simply stunning
im getting to work as of this moment, seems like a fool proof plan to me,
'Keep on rocking in the free world'
niiiiice.. gotta love watching porn with you parents hahahahaha
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defying the laws of gravity
porn with parents should do the trick hehehehehe
god gave us a penis and a brain but only enough blood to run one at a time.--robin williams
trifecta! absolutly golden
that was kinda random....
''Shake it like a polaroid picture''
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