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joeengel
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so yea .. you know that space between the ceiling of your garage and an open garage door, like 7 or so inches?!/!... well my cat likes to hang out up there. and i jsut got done changing my oil and needed to back my truck out of the garage so i get my truck out and start to close the garage, and i guess my cat was in the little space on top of the garage door as it starts to shut, and i didnt know about it... and all of a sudden i see the ass end of my cat, legs and all stick out from teh top of the garage door wiggling and screamin and hissin and shit... pinned between the garage door and the top of the door openeing. so i figure it was already dead, but what else could i have done? so i reopen the garage door, and then my cat jumps down from the top and runs off like noting happens... fuckin weird
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Dec 25 2003 4:37PM
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Irotate360
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haha now that was entertaining





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Dec 25 2003 4:38PM
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theBOSS.
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cats live through anything, my cat has been hit by cars twice, both times the car was going faster than 50 mph, came out of both alive and well.

another time he fell out of a tree from at least 70 feet up, landed and walked away. cats are amazing
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Dec 25 2003 5:05PM
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freeskiing04
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haha that is pretty funny
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Dec 25 2003 5:23PM
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SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
at least its not a problem for you. i been tryn to get my fish to die. i havent fed them since june and they are still alive and keep growing bigger too. the biggest fish is turning white to clear though, probly cuz the lightbulb on my tank died and im to cheap to replace it.
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Dec 25 2003 5:34PM
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alex_uk
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Just put bleach in the water, fishies need hygene too!
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Dec 25 2003 6:11PM
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freeskiing04
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what the fuck why dio u wanna kill a fish?
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Dec 25 2003 8:17PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
we tried to kill my friends fish, we emptied 2 big containers of fish food in, windex, bleach, pop, cigarette ashes, piss, cat shit and a lot more stuff, and we figured the fuckers would last a day at the most with all the chemicals in there, well they lasted 2 friggin weeks


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Dec 25 2003 8:33PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
It's that why they say cats have nine lives. What do you do with your used oil after you do an oil change?
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Dec 25 2003 8:45PM
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Lateralis
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i dont think that concerns you jay, just because you rub it all over yourself and slide down the hallway doesnt mean other people do it, so bleh!!!


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Dec 25 2003 8:47PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
That made me laugh.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Dec 25 2003 8:50PM
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rebel
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I'm just looking for techniques. I need to stylee up my greasey hallway slide.
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Dec 25 2003 8:56PM
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bigtreefallhard
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CATS HAVE NINE LIVES MOTHER FUCKER THATS WHY YOUR CAT DIDNT DIE!




'nigga you shit on me, i shit on you, you put a hit on me, i put a hit on you, a eye for a eye nigga'
Dec 25 2003 9:39PM
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hucksterjibber15
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i think my cat is losing weight, either that or my leg is getting stronger. when we firt got the fucker, when i kicked it it went 5 maybe ten feet. now i can boot the little son of a bitch like 20 feet. good fun really. i should probably get it on video before i kill it, so i can laugh for years to come






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Dec 25 2003 11:49PM
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P-JO
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^you sick basterd.




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Dec 25 2003 11:53PM
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SkiFree_MT
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good story man
Dec 25 2003 11:54PM
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B-Wald
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yeah..my cat never had anything physical happen to it and live through it..
but it did have like 3 strokes..and i thought it was gonna die about 30 times throughout her life..
she finally did end up dyin last month or so of old age..she was around 19 or 20..
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Dec 26 2003 12:21AM
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gravteck
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I think one of the most badass things I ever saw my cat do (well it's dead now) was that it was coming up from my woods, and i heard this yelping and my cat is like bookin, and this fox is comin up prancing after it, and the fox gets to my cat, my cat rolls over on it's back, scratches the hell out of the foxes face, then rolls back over and jumps at the fox and mauls its face lol. At this point I was running towards the edge of the woods and chased the fox away. I think my cat was after the little baby foxes it had. I think that cat probably got eaten by coyotes though. Too big of dog to employ its previous tactics on.
Dec 26 2003 12:25AM
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winterparksuks
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i hope that cat dies a miserable death CATS ARE EVIL hehehehe





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Dec 26 2003 12:26AM
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five0
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my black cat got hit by a car on halloween night at midnight too i think a few years back...he lived about it,he just got a scar on his chin and lost one of his big long teeth
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Dec 26 2003 8:54AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
your kitty can die! it will die too... i have set upon it a hex from the pits of hell... just wait, you'll see. it will have a painful fit of..... constipation. followed by........ hemmroids. and soon enough, after its sexual organs just disappere, it will kill itself.....


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Dec 26 2003 9:00AM
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con_cept
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SkeeOrDie:

We (the class) in Gr.7 killed the teachers fish. He had about 2 dozen or so of 'em in this huge ass tank at the back of the portable. It was wintertime, and they used big pieces of salt to melt the ice off of the portable stairs. Everyone would pick up a couple pieces of salt everytime we would walk in, and then we would dump the pieces of salt one by one in the tank. This went on for about 2 weeks or so and slowly, but surely, they all died off.

The teacher had no idea what happened, because it happened slowly and the salt disolved in the water.
Dec 26 2003 9:32AM
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skisebski
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man some of you people are fucked in the head.really.




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Dec 26 2003 10:17AM
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icecreamsandwich
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you people suck. you should not kill fishies. i have a fishy and i love it, except it is dying and that makes me sad. and ihave a kitty too...and she is never going to die ( ok,ok eventually she will....but not for a long time )
why would you try to kill animals just for the fun of it?


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Dec 26 2003 10:39AM
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con_cept
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Yeah, that happened 5 years ago and now I probably wouldn't do it... but back in grade 7, death was cool!


Dec 26 2003 11:24AM
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SkeeOrDye
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i dont want to intentionally kill them, i kinda wanna see how long they can thrive eating each others shit. the water is so dirty there is probly algae grown in there that they are eating.
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Dec 26 2003 2:18PM
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Concord
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That is funny that would be so great to see and speaking of fish all my fucking fish died $450.00 worth of salt water fish died in a two week period.

that was the best masturbation session ive ever had. Ice-is-scary


There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers
Dec 26 2003 3:49PM
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con_cept
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Yeah.. when one fish gets sick, they all die.

When I was little, I had a bunch of fish and I named one of them 'Uncle Greg' (that's my uncles name.) Anyways, one of 'em got sick and they all started to die off. One morning my favorite fish 'Uncle Greg' died, and I went running into my parents room yelling 'Uncle Greg's dead!'

They got the shit scared out of them, because they didn't know I was talking about the fish.. and not my uncle.


The only place you'd find me spending $450 on fish is at a restaurant over a long period of time.
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Dec 26 2003 4:18PM
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skisebski
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i had a squirrel, and it outlived some of its kids




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Dec 26 2003 5:25PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
I could fix you cat issue if it's a problem.
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'ya but he doesnt have a hot tub, thats pretty ghetto' - cj
Dec 26 2003 9:56PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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I could fix your cat issue if it's a problem.
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'ya but he doesnt have a hot tub, thats pretty ghetto' - cj
Dec 26 2003 10:05PM
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F5*
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 54
I wish I had a gang of squirls at my command, that would be sick, having them attack people, or they could pull major pranks, or get you stuff for 'free'. ah the life of a squirl






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Dec 27 2003 2:38AM
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freeskiing04
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have u ever seen a squirrel fall off a tree? its so funny
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Dec 27 2003 12:44PM
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con_cept
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Have I?!?!?!

We have squirrels everywhere where I live, one fell 20 feet out of a tree and landed right in front of my lawnmower this summer. I didn't run him over.. that would have made quite a mess.





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Dec 27 2003 5:00PM
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sugarrushthrill
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i like bitches more


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Dec 27 2003 8:12PM
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bigtreefallhard
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wow hucksterjibber you are horrible
'nigga you shit on me, i shit on you, you put a hit on me, i put a hit on you, a eye for a eye nigga'
Dec 28 2003 9:50PM
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nkmo.
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My cat is like 17 years old and show knows signs of wanting to die. Everyone hates the thing. We tries to disorient it when we moved so she would go back to the old house. but no, she stayed put. Damn thing pees all over the place.


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Dec 29 2003 12:33AM
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tandan83
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i had a pet squirrel once and a hedgehog too. they were the shit. i could carry the squirrel around in my pocket and it was awesome and i would pull it out and people would freak out.. funny stuff
Dec 29 2003 2:32AM
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Maximumsushi
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There was a cool squirrel at my job this summer. We called him ricky and I would give him food to eat. One of my fellow workers didn't like ricky because ricky would hide in the garbage and make noises. He would always scare ricky away with a golf club (I worked at a golf course), one day ricky was busy eating something and the guy wound up and SMASHED ricky as hard as he could with this club. Ricky went sailing and when he landed, his two back legs were broken. He hobbled off but he died shortly after because he could not survive. I hated that guy, who hits animals with golf clubs?
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Dec 29 2003 8:39AM
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five0
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that bastard...squirrles are awesome...right up there with emu's,penguins, and mooses
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Dec 29 2003 9:43AM
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theBOSS.
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cats are tough too. My cat took on a 100+ lb german shepard, scratched the thing in the nose, the dog yelped and walked away
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Dec 29 2003 9:57AM
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freeskiing04
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damn the squirrel story was cool
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Dec 29 2003 1:57PM
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Vtsnowski
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my cat was locked in some ones basement for like 9days with no food or water and it is lived





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Dec 29 2003 1:59PM
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davidh
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my cat is a pussy (no pun intended). The only cool thing it's ever done is jump off my balcony. All it does is lie on my couch, but nobody bothers to move her, so quite often someone has to stand up when watching tv so as not to disturd her. She hasnt moved except to get food and water and to shit in a few weeks.
Dec 29 2003 2:11PM
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spin
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i want a sherpa to carry my shit
what did the whales ever do for us?
Dec 29 2003 11:10PM
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