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Mad Cow Disease

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MistaSkier
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It's now been discovered in Washington, and they think this is just the start of what they'll be discovering. They believe that it may have been in the U.S. for a while now. And I ate beef last night. Mmmmmmmm...death.


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Dec 24 2003 1:09AM
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under_achieved
Posts: 1164 - Karma: 14
I heard that the only cure for mad cow disease is flowers and a box of chocolates.... oh man thats a good one.. I'll shut up now.
Dec 24 2003 1:12AM
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NoTeefa
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i help manage a burger restaurant in seattle, the corporate office gave us this big offical statement to read in case anyone asks.
Our sales are gonna take a huge hit, which really sucks because i am really close to bonusing for the quarter


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Dec 24 2003 2:17AM
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J.D.
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So the tables have turned... they blockkade Canada for the same thing. The difference: THE CANADIAN SYSTEM WORKS! When the alberta cow was tested, they separated it from the rest of them and didn't sell it. In other words nobody ate the diseased meat. But not this time...Now what's that farmer thinking? 'Hmmm... that cow is too sick to stand. Better slaughter it before it dies.'
So anyways, looks like Canadian imports of US beef are about to stop. Or they probably should at least, if there's bad meat in circulation. Karma's a bitch.
Dec 24 2003 2:50AM
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schlonginator
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the end of the world is upon us. Death via infected beef.....




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Dec 24 2003 3:05AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
i love beef, its fucken great


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Dec 24 2003 10:06AM
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rshackleford
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mmmmmmmmm cheap meat.

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Dec 24 2003 10:08AM
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destruction
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International beef sales are too going to take a huge hit. Japan and South Korea have already discussed stopping the shipments of meat coming from the US. If other countries follow this will surely affect beef farmers as well as prices. On positive outlook for us as consumers is the price of beef will surely drop, meaning cheaper steaks. The downfall is that this will probably put some farmers out of jobs and after this blows over beef prices will skyrocket.

There was the whole mad cow scare years back when it was discovered in the UK. Oprah Winfrey was put on trial in my hometown because she made a comment about Mad Cow Disease in the US which affected beef prices, so she got sued. Kind of ironic now.
Dec 24 2003 10:14AM
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Jackpot
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i heard the main part of the cow where you get the disease from, is the tissue in the spine......who eats that?
Dec 24 2003 10:22AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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venison is better than beef anyway.

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Dec 24 2003 10:35AM
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JackieChan
Posts: 417 - Karma: 10
I love how the media whips everyone into a frenzy of fear and ignorance. Your odds of getting ill are slim to none, and yes, you have to eat the brain or spinal tissue to have any complications. Keep eating Canadian beef.
Dec 24 2003 11:28AM
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720skiguy
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time to pull out the stash of deer meat from the deep freeze. mmmmm venison
Dec 24 2003 1:06PM
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freeskiBC
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I love how the U.S. makes no big panic about the mad cow when it is in their own country. When Canada had an isolated case (which was from a montana farm originally) the US went fukin apeshit, blocking all shipment of good beef to the US. I highly doubt canada will block trade with the U.S. Even though we do not need the beef.
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Dec 24 2003 3:29PM
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Lateralis
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the states are retarded


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Dec 24 2003 3:38PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
Actually, I'm pretty sure Canada did block trade. I know for sure that Australia and a few other places did.


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Dec 24 2003 3:56PM
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1212j5j5
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we ddint totally block it, just a good part of it.
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Dec 24 2003 4:24PM
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im listening to it right now. the 630 news is on





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Dec 24 2003 6:28PM
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DrPepper
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yeah, that was just about an hour from where we live... crazy. i guess they are killing the entire herd...

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Dec 24 2003 8:24PM
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dilla_says_go
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i was eating a huge steak while i watched that on the news. it was delicious.
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Dec 24 2003 8:31PM
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720skiguy
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i want to move to canada
Dec 24 2003 10:31PM
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dilla_says_go
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i want to move to belgium or luxembourg.
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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

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Dec 24 2003 10:45PM
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con_cept
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The U.S. eats 90% of its own beef anyways, which means that the only people they have to convince are their own citizens really.

Dec 24 2003 10:46PM
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4-Front
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youll all die now

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Dec 24 2003 10:58PM
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Tiffy
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Eh, beef is gross anyways




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Dec 25 2003 12:08AM
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con_cept
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Well it looks like they've found a way to blame Canada... didn't see that coming.



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Dec 27 2003 6:10PM
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Lord_Piot
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i read an article that said alot of alzheimers deaths were actually from mad cow


good news in light of next years civil war.
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Dec 27 2003 6:17PM
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theBOSS.
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seriously, the media blows everything way out of proportion. If youve ever seen Bowling for Columbine you know what I mean.

Big deal, one case, and everyones acting like its doomsday and were all gonna die. I read here that one christmas people actually threw out the roasts in their ovens and ate other stuff, its rediculous
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Dec 27 2003 6:33PM
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nkmo.
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I think I just heard em say on the news that the cow that had it was from a herd origianally in Alberta. And you only get mad cow if you eat ground beef, or hot dogs and such. When they process the meat they sometimes snag peices from the spinal area. Cuts of meat are ok.


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Dec 27 2003 7:11PM
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con_cept
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Yeah that's what I'm talking about. It was only a matter of time.



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Dec 27 2003 7:49PM
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hotdog.garbage
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FUCK YOUOOOOO!!!!!!!!!







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Dec 28 2003 3:16AM
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nzskiier
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Damn Redneck farmers
Dec 28 2003 3:34AM
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kuoppis
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........doooooooughnutssss....................
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Dec 28 2003 5:32AM
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4skizzle
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FYI, A new McDonalds burger.

McDonald's Introduces McCrazy Burger
OAK BROOK, IL—Responding to an over-abundance of low-cost beef, McDonald's unveiled the new five-patty McCrazy Burger Tuesday. 'A pound and a half of all-American beef topped with lettuce, tomatoes, and a dollop of our new peppercorn sauce,' said Melanie Haas, marketing director for the fast-food giant's Northwest region. 'We promise you'll go crazy from the delicious taste of 100 percent pure beef, and not from bovine spongiform encephalopathy!' Haas refused to comment on the exact geographic origin of the cattle used in the new sandwich.










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Jan 13 2004 6:13PM
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