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TimmyP
Posts: 2086 - Karma: 126
FARP FARP FARP is sick like a carp nothing is iller, and farp is so killer farp has got sick tricks, and they've got huge dicks my rhymes are so ill, and farp is sure to kill yeah what,FARP holdin it DOWN!!!!!!!



there is one hill open at KB, But I'm not bored yet


Hot is the best movie ever. Its got sex AND old-school sking, I mean, what could be better
Dec 22 2003 8:24PM
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4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
hell yeah his shizzle has gone fo sizzle up in tha hizzle fo xizlle in my nizlle on teh tzlle penizzle manizzle



Dumont What is a claim jumper.
Abrams It is when i would come to your claim and steal all of your gold.
Dumont Yeah then id Fuck You UP!!!

**~OMI~**

**TEN PIN BOLLERS CULT**
Dec 22 2003 8:25PM
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Stryken
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 22
SHITZLE DITZLE GHAAHAHAHAHAHGHAHAHAGHAHGHAHGA
Dec 22 2003 8:26PM
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TimmyP
Posts: 2086 - Karma: 126
What the fuck, shizzle is not a word please never say that again
there is one hill open at KB, But I'm not bored yet


Hot is the best movie ever. Its got sex AND old-school sking, I mean, what could be better
Dec 22 2003 8:28PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
FARP IS THE SHIT!
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Remember, theres no such thing as bad snow! just shitty skiers!
Dec 22 2003 8:47PM
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TimmyP
Posts: 2086 - Karma: 126
hell yea
there is one hill open at KB, But I'm not bored yet


Hot is the best movie ever. Its got sex AND old-school sking, I mean, what could be better
Dec 22 2003 8:54PM
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TimmyP
Posts: 2086 - Karma: 126
hell yea
there is one hill open at KB, But I'm not bored yet


Hot is the best movie ever. Its got sex AND old-school sking, I mean, what could be better
Dec 22 2003 8:54PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
FARP Crew could tool anyone

-Matty
COC Session E
Dec 22 2003 9:09PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
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are u a boy or a girl?
oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever
-MARIAH
Dec 22 2003 10:04PM
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LineSkier1080x
Posts: 204 - Karma: 10
i think farp is shit...not the shit, but shit. but that my point of view, and i couldnt care less about what you say back to this, because hell, its just a message board, so eat me.


Switch 9 Productions
Dec 22 2003 10:05PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
FARP IS THE SHIT BECAUSE THEY ARE SHIT! AND ITS FUCKIN FUNNY!
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Remember, theres no such thing as bad snow! just shitty skiers!
Dec 23 2003 1:03PM
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r_witt
Posts: 911 - Karma: 10
am i missing something?
what the hell is farp?
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is that a keg in your pants?? cuz id love to tap that!!

hey sir, you cant park your car there! oh wait, thats your son?!
Dec 23 2003 2:16PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
gaaaah you don't know the radical ripping ways of the FARP crew?
Dec 23 2003 2:26PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
FARP must stand for Fucking-Awesome-Ripping-Pros




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Dec 23 2003 3:11PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
thats close....
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Dec 23 2003 3:31PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
^^more like Fucking-Anal-Raping-Pussies!

that trailer is the worst shit i've ever seen! i think just watching that trailer made a worse skier! i hope the idiots that made it die in a car crash! the video fucking blows!




SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
Dec 23 2003 3:48PM
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PocketRocketRipper
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 9
I am also unwise in the ways of farp...please educate me

*NORTHEAST CULT*
Dec 23 2003 3:50PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
Sweet Jesus , FARP sucks. Stuff like that would make me want to quit, On second thought it wouldn't, but they try to make it funny and it's not, it's just pathetic.
Co Founder of Flaming Penguin Productions


Minor Threat Represent

What's alike between Michel Jockson and Burger King?

They're both trying to put 40 year old meat in between 10 year old buns

What's alike between Michel Jackson and Wal-Mart?

They both have boys pants half off.
Dec 23 2003 3:57PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
im just about as skilled as them
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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
Dec 23 2003 6:03PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
fred and randall seriously deserve some full sponsorships... someone contact Armada and also Oakley...

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'We sold some mushroom tea, we sold some ecstacy, we sold nitrous, opium, acid, herion and pcp, now i hear the police comin after me...' -Sublime
Dec 23 2003 7:08PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
fred and randall productions
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Remember, theres no such thing as bad snow! just shitty skiers!
Dec 26 2003 4:12PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
they're repping for what at least 75% of the guys on this site are: no nessicerily that great, just having fun.



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-Brad, Representing the KPP

Lateralis on NS hate messages:
'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'
Dec 26 2003 4:51PM
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action_shot
Posts: 1646 - Karma: 97
reggae your probably right but does everyone that sucks horribly make a video and call it a ski film, then post it on a skiing website? no farp is hilarious but these kids need their asses kicked
~never be bought. never be sold~
Dec 26 2003 5:29PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
FARP sucks !!! I think watching that video made me a worse skiier - anyone that gives any credit to these fools for making a joke out of themselves should be shot.




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Dec 26 2003 5:31PM
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freeskiBC
Posts: 807 - Karma: 10
farp is one of the greatest videos of all time, there rippin for fukin fun, not to make u impressed. even tho i was. props to farp crew.
*Be Canadian...Eat Beaver.*

*Its Whats Been Said I Blame The Feds. The Keg Is Full Inside My Mind, Now All Ive Gotz A Burbon Shot, Im Drinkin Jack That Tastes Like Rye*

Eat.Sleep.Ski.

*While your body burns they feel no pain, You're all going to die for a government cause But why should we die for the chosen few*

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Dec 26 2003 6:01PM
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1080SwitchRider
Posts: 246 - Karma: 9
i think when someone does a super lame or gay trick we should refer to it as being farped. for example. 'wow dude, you farped the hell out of that jump' or after a bad day of skiing ' man, i farped it up today'...ok, itl never catch on, but fuck off, im bored.
'i got a squad of killer bitches that ALL carry uzi's' - Jeru the Damaja
Dec 26 2003 6:58PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
^you...umm NO...and action_shot...everyone that does suck makes videos and puts em on a ski site..its called the vid section....do u know how many pencil 360's r in there..umm TONS....and bitching about FARP isnt gonna do anyone especially yourselves any good..or change anything..shut everyone shut up and deal with it
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-kevan
Dec 26 2003 7:07PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
yes i know theres some good vids too...but usually its all a bunch of shit anywho
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-kevan
Dec 26 2003 7:08PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
^five0 has it just right



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-Brad, Representing the KPP

Lateralis on NS hate messages:
'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'
Dec 26 2003 7:16PM
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wwboyz
Posts: 169 - Karma: 11
FARP is gay, they all suck dick and their mouths taste like cock, becase they play the skin flute and they gel there hair and they are JUST GAY!




$$represent WINTERGREEN WHITEBOYZ$$
Dec 26 2003 7:22PM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
at least they have the balls to post it on the most popular freeskiing site on the internet
Dec 26 2003 7:24PM
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4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
word up

-O M I

Ten Pin Bollers Cult
Dec 26 2003 8:50PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
yea FARP kicks ass cause its funny to watch there video's and stuff. there like the most known ski crew ever
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Dec 27 2003 1:05PM
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OGSlopewatcherAssassin
Posts: 393 - Karma: 16
The crew of two is gayer than a bag full of dicks.
Farp= Fags and real posers.
Dec 27 2003 3:45PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
HaHa Farped the hell out of that jump.



How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Screw them, let them cry in the dark.
Dec 29 2003 6:32PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i like your icon ogslopwatcher.

Coming Soon...
Dec 29 2003 6:52PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Sweet Jesus , FARP sucks. Stuff like that would make me want to quit, On second thought it wouldn't, but they try to make it funny and it's not, it's just pathetic.

FARP sucks !!! I think watching that video made me a worse skiier - anyone that gives any credit to these fools for making a joke out of themselves should be shot.

FARP is gay, they all suck dick and their mouths taste like cock, becase they play the skin flute and they gel there hair and they are JUST GAY!

The crew of two is gayer than a bag full of dicks.
Farp= Fags and real posers.

i think farp is shit...not the shit, but shit. but that my point of view, and i couldnt care less about what you say back to this, because hell, its just a message board, so eat me.

you guys are funny

Coming Soon...
Dec 30 2003 2:26AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
whats farp?

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Dec 30 2003 2:41AM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
I think farp is cool, although they may not have the most talent out there, they ski just to ski and not to impress anyone, unlike some other people.
Dec 30 2003 4:06PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
word^ and they made most of us laugh which is also nice





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are u a boy or a girl?
oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever
-MARIAH
Dec 30 2003 5:17PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
the farp trailer was the biggest waste of my download time ever
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Dec 30 2003 5:53PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
wheres YOUR super excellent skiing footage?
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-kevan
Dec 31 2003 4:25PM
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