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Question: Am I an idiot?

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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Answer: Yes.
Last night I made out with an 18 year old chick that I just hired in backseat of my boss's car. Yeah.... then I puked in the backseat of my boss's car. I need a new job.
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Dec 22 2003 1:34PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
hahaha, thats possibly the greatest way to get fired iv ever heard, props
what did the whales ever do for us?
Dec 22 2003 1:43PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
no way i would have done teh same thing

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
Dec 22 2003 2:00PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
to the rebel sex slaves cult...pronto... we must all discuss....

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Dec 22 2003 2:04PM
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JoeMonaco
Posts: 21 - Karma: 10
Nothing worse than the feeling you just fucked up harder than you ever have before.... it's good stuff
Dec 22 2003 2:08PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Oh, I'm not fired, just extremely embarrassed and I feel so bad. I might also be dead for puking in my boss's boyfriend's Lexus. He's much bigger than I am, and not too happy about it.
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Dec 22 2003 2:13PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
so wait a second, ure boss is gay?


so they touch there skis now?-my grandma after watching RFA
Dec 22 2003 3:04PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
Yes, TO THE CULT!


Teddy
Poniverus
''Freshmen are kind of like cocaine... hella fun, but still dangerous.'' - kamikaze
Dec 22 2003 3:05PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
or his boss is a woman, oh and way to go jay, did ya crush her guts with the man steak?


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 22 2003 3:53PM
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Harvey
Posts: 4996 - Karma: 692
YES JAY! That's fantastic! I'm sure Tan won't mind.. when I first read your story, I was thinking it was Craig's car... now that'd be a firing! Anyway, at least she wasn't 15...
Matt
Dec 22 2003 4:09PM
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
would have been better if she was 15......
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Dec 22 2003 4:30PM
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MacMahoooon
Posts: 9009 - Karma: 3,305
Well done Jay...I told you to make her sleep her way to the top...didnt actually expect you to though...lol


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Dec 22 2003 4:31PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
My boss is a hot Asian chick with HUGE tits. The assistant manager, now he's gay. Awsome guy too.

Matt, I don't know what I would do if it was in Craig's (the owner) car. As if this isn't bad enough. On the plus side though, I did get to make out with a cute 18 year old chick. Yay legal.
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Dec 22 2003 5:34PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i dont think the age is so much the issue as it is also sexual harassment if you hired her as well.


so they touch there skis now?-my grandma after watching RFA
Dec 22 2003 6:49PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
haha you should start a cult
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Dec 22 2003 7:39PM
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flanker
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 11
JAY you SEXY motherfucker! You rock!
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Dec 23 2003 1:42AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
sorry to hear about her age. must be a bummer getting those old chicks.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Dec 23 2003 1:59AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
you shouldve set the car on fire, it would have been a more surprising and climactic ending




It might feel good, it might sound little somthin, but damn the game if it dont mean nuthin
Dec 23 2003 2:02AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Oh, I imagine the night had a climatic ending nonetheless.... BONERTIME!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Dec 23 2003 9:00AM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
In canada, the age of consent is 14. She was fair game years ago.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
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Dec 23 2003 10:09AM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
hahaha..that's awesome..
good thing you didnt get fired..but if there was a way to go out..that'd be it..
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Dec 23 2003 10:23AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
good job..and natalie portman is here....i think she says hi...but i cant tell with all the gurgling
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-kevan
Dec 23 2003 11:09AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
^ are you a dentist?


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Dec 23 2003 11:35AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
no...im a uhhh....male porn star tester outer....
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-kevan
Dec 23 2003 11:37AM
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timber
Posts: 1514 - Karma: 13
you test out male porn stars?
Dec 23 2003 11:52AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I just talked to my boss. Firing me would be 1000 times better than what they plan on doing to me. I actually pleaded with her to just fire me.
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Dec 23 2003 12:07PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
damn you timber..im the male...it'd have to be youre bull....

and whats 1000 times better than getting fired..just the embarassment?
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-kevan
Dec 23 2003 12:13PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
tell us jay


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 23 2003 2:28PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
Posts: 552 - Karma: 10
whats worse then being fired, do tell

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Me: I learned how to make joints.
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Dec 23 2003 2:36PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
please, we beg you
what did the whales ever do for us?
Dec 23 2003 3:54PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yes tell us
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Dec 23 2003 3:57PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
the whales gave us lots of blubber!

mmmm hot whale blubber...


the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!
Dec 23 2003 3:57PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
cant you just quit?
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Dec 23 2003 4:30PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I'm told that head office is going to send out a newsletter about me. The entire company already knows anyway, but what you have to understand is that I already tried to quit once so getting fired wouldn't bother me. That's why I was given responsibility for recruiting new staff.
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Dec 23 2003 9:16PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
a newsletter about jay?
Is it going to say:

''Beware of this man! Hide the women and children!''



Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Dec 23 2003 9:21PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i think its hilarious your whole company is getting a newletter about you...u should grab one and post it here
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-kevan
Dec 23 2003 9:58PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
hahahahahahhaha, that really sucks!
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Dec 23 2003 10:07PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
Yeah, seriously... hide your children... he's hit 18 already, and who knows how low he can go...


Teddy
Poniverus
''Freshmen are kind of like cocaine... hella fun, but still dangerous.'' - kamikaze
Dec 23 2003 10:38PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
6 is pushing, i wouldnt go any lower than that so jay, your in the clear


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 23 2003 11:25PM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
do they know everything about the girl, or just the puking? how did they find out!

and jay, no matter what the consequences... you da man. thats a story to tell to all the little indian grandchildren.

'If there's a nipple, download it, then delete it.' - Matt Harvey
Dec 24 2003 11:00AM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
hhaha
-Ira
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Dec 24 2003 3:49PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
well, if u think about it, this newsletter may bring some more 'back seat business'
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Dec 24 2003 4:29PM
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