'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
why do you have those things? they are horrible, i dont care how good they are for practicing, they are the worst thing to happen to skiing since the newschool harness.
Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp His Ass.
we took this 20 foot piece of plastic pipe from a water treatment building thing next to a park where we built our jump. The people that worked there showed up and were watching us but they didnt care at all. That shit slid good too.
Northwoods, the ghetto of banff
COC session C
yeah PVC is the best choice becasue snowblades are so short that u wont be practicing how to pop up onto the rail, u wont be used to have so much more taila nd tip to move around/ worry about getting caught on the rail or in the kicker
A view on the downfall of the US by 221:
'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'
ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while
the street ski is the gayest thing ever. why dont you go put on a pair of roller blades and lern to do rails. that will help you with the balane issue and it makes you not a pussy on rails for skiing
dont talk shit,
hey guess what, its winter now, insted of thinking about using roller blades in the summer u should be out skiing right now, unless of coarse u have no snow... but yah its just horrible when people use old skis and snowblades to pratice just use your good skis it pisses me off when people have to go get their 'rail skis' to jib it doesnt even make that much of a diffrence
^Dude, getting 'rail skis' for a rail session is a good idea. It's harder than hell to ski pipe with no edges from sliding rails. If you have an old pair of twins, use those for rails, otherwise you'll be sliding all over the tranny in the pipe, lose lots of speed and look gay because you can barely get above the deck, especially if you ski in the east and your pipe is icy.
ive gotten 3 pairs of skis for free, that work perfectly fine. theyre perfect
-this post dedicated to matt-
'see, this is what's wrong with newschoolers these days, i try to start a shittalking war, and nobody bites the bait'-noteefa
here is the best way...take a skateboard and put it 10 feet in front of you and run and jump on it...think about it...if you are back, you will slide out on your ass, same goes for a rail...try 270 on and 270 offs..its super swick
When in doubt...FSI
...fuckin send it
work to live...not live to work.
work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101