the repy from santa was 'Dear Tom,
thank u for talking the time to write to me and mrs caluse. it was wonderful to hear from you. I hope u have been a good boy all year. Mrs clause has been busy keeping me well fed so i fit into my suit. Im busy preparing the raindeer for my trip christmas eve, and the elves have been hard at work making all the toys for the good boys and girls.
merry chrismass to u and you family,
santa and mrs claus'
i was thinking of saying in the letter that all i want for christmas was for my mom to get a real job and not be a hooker any more, but instead i said i wanted new skis.
yeah he works at the mall u dumbfucks. they only let him out on christmas eve, or when you are going to a different mall.
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'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221