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letters to santa

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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
i sent one as a joke wiht a really colorful envelope and it said, i love u all over it and i got a reply from the post office lol

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Dec 20 2003 8:32PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
and what did they say?

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Dec 20 2003 8:35PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
well that was really nice of them, it would really have been appreciated by a little kid
but yeah, what'd it say?


'you should probably get bindings or it will be hard to stay on your skis...don't get gloves tho, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm' -221
Dec 20 2003 8:39PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
it would be really funny if it said 'Sorry to burst your bubble kid, but santa isn't real.'

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Dec 20 2003 9:30PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
^orrrrrrrr if it contained erotic pictures of the mail man



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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Dec 20 2003 9:36PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
orrrrrrrrr if it contained anthrax





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are u a boy or a girl?
oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever
-MARIAH
Dec 20 2003 10:43PM
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4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
^^ mmm exlaxse gooooddd...



Dumont What is a claim jumper.
Abrams It is when i would come to your claim and steal all of your gold.
Dumont Yeah then id Fuck You UP!!!

**~OMI~**

**TEN PIN BOLLERS CULT**
Dec 21 2003 12:03AM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
the repy from santa was 'Dear Tom,
thank u for talking the time to write to me and mrs caluse. it was wonderful to hear from you. I hope u have been a good boy all year. Mrs clause has been busy keeping me well fed so i fit into my suit. Im busy preparing the raindeer for my trip christmas eve, and the elves have been hard at work making all the toys for the good boys and girls.

merry chrismass to u and you family,

Love,
santa and mrs claus'

i was thinking of saying in the letter that all i want for christmas was for my mom to get a real job and not be a hooker any more, but instead i said i wanted new skis.

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Dec 21 2003 7:16PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
haha
_________________________________________________________________________________ The above comment is the views and opinions of I, Craige Diaz and I hereby accept no responibility for them.




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Dec 21 2003 8:47PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
ha ha nice
i remember dooing that when i was like 5 but i never got anything back
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html
Dec 21 2003 9:31PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
you idiots he doesn't work at the post office.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Dec 21 2003 10:22PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
yeah he works at the mall u dumbfucks. they only let him out on christmas eve, or when you are going to a different mall.
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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

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Dec 21 2003 10:52PM
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