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aoe
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so im trying to pick out some earings for my girl for xmas and I ran across these. I really like em cause ive been hooked on opals ever since I saw the program about them on the discovery channel. so whatta you guys think of them. 10k white and yello gold, dimond accents, white ovel cut opal.







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Dec 18 2003 8:10PM
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d-loc
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the first pair u showed would be good for my grandma.

2nd pairs looking good though



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Dec 19 2003 7:14AM
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GRANDHAVENSKI
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man just buy her a massive pack of condoms. she will get the idea.... well it worked for me.
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Dec 19 2003 9:20AM
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destruction
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Ha, yeah she'll get the idea, but you might also get a slap to the face. From my experience the women tend to like white gold or platinum more than gold. But of course they do because those two are more expensive.
Dec 19 2003 9:43AM
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d-loc
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i mentioned getting my girl a dildo and she said that would be a good gift, boy do i love my girl. i could get her anything and she would love it, just gotta find the right girl



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Dec 19 2003 10:05AM
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CrystalineSkier
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are you really going to spend that much fucking money on those? Come on man, girls like jewelry and guys know it, but are you worried about losing her or something? you don't need to get expensive jewerly for a 19 year old girl. Sure she's you're girlfriend, but save the money. buy something cheaper that's simple, maybe a necklace. Just my honest opinion. I bought my gift a necklace from Something Silver at the local mall and she fucking loved it, and it was 55$.

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Dec 19 2003 10:22AM
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TheWorst
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why the fuck are you spending so much god damn money?!?!
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Dec 19 2003 11:36AM
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221
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my gf's a goldsmith, it sucks cuz I can't trick her with fake, cheap jewelry.

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Dec 19 2003 11:39AM
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BrodyLeven
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does your hand like them? because that answers your question, the thread title.


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Dec 19 2003 12:47PM
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aoe
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haha ^ my hand loves them. but i reapeat i would NEVER pay that much for jewelery. just looking at what i cant get a deal on.





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Dec 19 2003 1:27PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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i got my girl a gold heart necklace thing for $90 canadian and she hasnt taken it off since. just go for something that looks good, unless whoever htat was ^^^ who has a goldsmith gf. then ure in trouble lol.
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Dec 19 2003 1:34PM
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d-loc
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^ did u not get it cuz hes saying their fucking ugly and your girlfriend would leave u after u gave them to her. so u would need to use ur hand from now on



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Dec 19 2003 1:35PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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i assume you meant ^^. and it was 221 i was reffering to btw
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d-loc
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yeah sorry bro u posted while i was typing



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Dec 19 2003 1:38PM
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aoe
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oh no i got it. thats why i said my hand loves them. anyway its setteled i just bought these killers
14k gold .75cttw diamond. if that dont get ya laid nothin will





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Dec 19 2003 2:08PM
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sherLocke
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crazy man, fuckin crazy



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Dec 19 2003 2:13PM
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Lanemeyers
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I'm buying my g/f a pack of smokes and 250 ml chocolate milk.

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Dec 19 2003 2:58PM
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legalized prostitution? what?
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Dec 19 2003 3:05PM
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'I'm buying my g/f a pack of smokes and 250 ml chocolate milk.'..hahahahahahahahah..haha..ahahha..that's awesome..
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Dec 19 2003 3:11PM
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Tical
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I bought my chick a bong..
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Dec 19 2003 3:52PM
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JackieChan
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I would advise going with the diamonds if you can. The style of those original opal ones are a little bit dated. They look similar to the earrings that were attached to my great grandma's formadehyde saturated corpse at her funeral.
Dec 19 2003 5:08PM
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Line1260
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yeah, opal necklaces own.


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Dec 19 2003 6:07PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
yeah but like i said im trying to show i listen. earrings are a good choice. and i just bought the ones above . i got a killer deal though, only paid about $100





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Dec 19 2003 6:35PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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Heh, suckers...

Everybody knows that chicks dig hand-made jewlery a bazillion times better! I'm getting pretty good at it too! Plus my uncle is a jewler and he tought me so...


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Dec 19 2003 7:55PM
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five0
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get her an x box...and i love the name of the thread...
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Dec 19 2003 9:20PM
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BallinBU
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floss your girl out! if you have to hang around her she might as well look good, plus if you get her those she'll let you pop the brownstar most likely
Dec 20 2003 2:28AM
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PhattTim
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Dude, do something that means something to both of you. Have you ever gone for a walk on the beach with her and she's picked up some seashells, given them to you and told you to treasure them forever? Well being a good boyfriend you should have, get them and make them into a little necknace, have you not a romantic bone in your body???!?!?!?!?!

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Dec 20 2003 3:10AM
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five0
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just one.....
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Dec 20 2003 8:00AM
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SimonFiller
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^ha
Dec 20 2003 10:00AM
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TheWorst
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jus buy some earrings that look nice.. they dont have to be over 500 fuckin dollars either u could buy her some cheap earrings that look really good and then also buy her some roses and its a done deal
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Dec 20 2003 2:00PM
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aoe
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the diamond ones are already bought. but i got a killer deal for around $100





'i did you fucking peasent'
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Dec 20 2003 4:28PM
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TheWorst
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if you wanna get laid... just sing some john mayor to her... that guys a pimp
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Oct 16 2004 9:47AM
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highfive
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those earings look like shit

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Oct 16 2004 10:08AM
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punk_rider
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i do not like. maybe she will. you are a nice guy. i guess she will like it whatever you buy

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Oct 16 2004 2:32PM
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if i were her i would be like 'thanks for the earrings i dont want to go out with you anymore' and then i would run far away with the earrings. :)




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Oct 16 2004 3:39PM
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girlwhodontski
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the first ones are so fucking ugly if you gave those to me i would kill you.but the second ones are pretty

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Oct 16 2004 8:43PM
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hahahahaha ghetto thread
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Oct 16 2004 8:50PM
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cobalt
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i remember this thread. that xmas is long passed.
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Oct 16 2004 9:02PM
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Astomp
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this is ancient. which ones did he get her?


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Oct 16 2004 9:05PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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wow you guys are harsh.All those earrings are pretty.He's a guy, don't rag on him for the first ones its not like he's a girl and knows what girls like..sheesh
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Oct 16 2004 9:22PM
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ESB
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I never thought I'd see the day when I log onto NS and all of you are fervently discussing earrings.

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Oct 16 2004 9:34PM
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Astomp
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the first ones are grandma ear rings. its from like a year ago.


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Oct 16 2004 10:10PM
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ESB
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Whoa, didn't even notice. This is a funny old thread... I feel like I'm in a psych experiment somehow.

Wayne: 'I don't own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate the use of a rack. What am I going to do... with a gun rack?'
Oct 16 2004 10:15PM
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skibabe2569
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those are much better than the grandma earings




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Oct 16 2004 10:39PM
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Oct 16 2004 10:50PM
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a.beezy
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i wonder if they worked for him
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Oct 16 2004 11:56PM
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Oct 17 2004 12:01AM
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KootenayGuy
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coupla bottles o' wine'd be cheaper
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Oct 17 2004 12:36AM
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TheWorst
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well considering this thread is over a year old im guessing hes already bought her something or just dumped her ass
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Oct 18 2004 10:13AM
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Astomp
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i just cant remember what he got her though.


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Oct 18 2004 3:57PM
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flippintricker
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hows about a follow up trhead?



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