'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
one time my cousin walter got a cat stuck in his ass. true story. he bought it at the local mall so the whole fisasco wound up on local news. it was embarrasing for my relatives and all. but the next week he did it again. different cat, same results complete with another trip to the emergency room. so i run into him the a week later and he's buying another cat. so I says to him 'jesus walt what r u doing? you know your gonna get this cat stuck in ur ass again why dont u just knock it off?' and he says to me 'Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerble out?' my cousin was one wierd guy.
I love mallrats
PROUD LEN FAN
'well, does he like butter tarts?'
yeah dumb and dumber is awesome
'mary... i want to make love to a school boy'
'how vain is it to sit down and write, when you have not stood up to live'
I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
hey, eastisntthatbad, rhcp said dumb and dumberER was one of the worst movies ever, not the original, and hes right. dumb and dumberer should never be viewed by anyone ever again, its so obvious that no one from the first movie helped on the second. the original, however, is so well done and i find something new every time i watch it.
ya i hear that dumb and dumberer is just so bad that we should have and huge buring of every copy like when they burned the books in nazi germany. the original is the shit though.
'nice set a hooters ya got there......the owls'
Always remember. . .Pray for snow
its such a good movie, but funny how they filmed the skiing parts in copper mountain. Watch it closely next time. It's not actually aspen. And jonny tsunami was filmed in brighton, you can see mt. milicent and everything.
i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc
I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.