The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.
'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
When chicks do stuff like that, that makes me respect them less
Grandmaster CT Skiers
Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
The greatest thing is all those hoes are ugly. You never see the hot ones protesting sexism because sexism is the reason they got so far in life. Fuck them. Life isn't fair.
Shit, now I'm all fired up.
When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
thats a stupid fucken site james.
_________________ Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.
Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin - Dedicated to Mr Caylor.
it honest to god makes me want to kill people like that. Affirmative action is bullshit, and it has been taken too far. yes it was need back in the day, but now it is so fucking ridiculous that a white male has to be twice as qualified for a promotion or or a job hiring due to the different standards set for minorities. I thought this was an equal playing field?? This is like a Handicapp in golf only no one is supposed to better than the other.... now its completley ass backwards.
skiinstead: thank you for putting my rage into words. i can't take stupid feminists who bitch about stupid insignificant issues and generally take away from my happiness. If they want to get something done, they should go around and be a pain in the ass to everybody else, because that only makes other people (namely, me) want to kill them. and affirmative action should burn in hell at this point. the people who it 'benefits' (i.e. minorities) piss and moan to no end about not being categorized and seen as separate from majorities, but in essence, this is exactly what it accomplishes. by giving them and only them an edge in the workplace or in places of education, doesn't that only serve to separate them even more and cause a general feeling of contempt between said minorities and others?
If a body catch a body coming through the rye...
Women should feel ashamed of themselves for menstruating. It's a disgusting, ghastly foible. What better way to say 'I'm a loser' than by bleeding out of your vagina? You know, it amazes me how women demand equal rights, yet they INSIST on bleeding out of their vaginas. Well until they can show a little self-control, i say NO WAY. We don't give equal rights to pigs or vermin. We don't recognize a monkey's natural ability to sling his poo by granting him the right to vote. Equal rights should be reserved for those capable of carrying them with a little dignity. End of the line, ladies.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...