LOTR: Return of the King..

way to fall asleep, well anyway im goin and its gonna be the best movie ever so im stoked
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.
All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson

I can't wait to see it and its only out this weekend in the UK.

I just hope frodo and sam aren't such little fags as they are in the first two.

sweet, i'm excited, its kinda weird to think the first one was 2 years ago and after this it's over wich is kinda sad




Seize the carp

I WENT LAST NIGHT! it was damn good expect the people claping, cant wite intill they make the hobbit.



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken

Yea I went at midnight too. Damn good job, I have to say, the best of the three, better than the fellowship. Pellenor fields done well. Altogether epic...
But this guy behind me! His cell phone rings during the movie, and HE PICKS IT UP AND STARTS TALKING! I turn around, and go 'what the fuck? take it outside, jackass' and he ignores me, goes on talking 'Yeah. No, i'm at the movies. blah blah blah...' Some people need a good kick in the balls.

^what a fucking jackass. my friend went and saw the midnight showing and called me at 4:00 in teh morning to talk...anyways, she said it was godlike amazing, so i'm seeing it today

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?

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I started to dose at one point because I am very sick but my buddy nudged me so I didn't miss anything, it was as expected awesome best one yet definitely





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...

i cant wait to see it


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies

super kick ass movie, best movie ever
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.
All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson

yeah this movie kicked ass, it was better than i expected, fukin rad movie.
*Be Canadian...Eat Beaver.*

*Its Whats Been Said I Blame The Feds. The Keg Is Full Inside My Mind, Now All Ive Gotz A Burbon Shot, Im Drinkin Jack That Tastes Like Rye*

Eat.Sleep.Ski.

*While your body burns they feel no pain, You're all going to die for a government cause But why should we die for the chosen few*

*The More You Risk Youre Life, The More You Feel Alive.*

ive seen it twice so far
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.
All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson