Let me see. I'm an expert on these things. I mean i know it must really suck to have to to go to whistler school. I don't know what I'd do. Honestly, its hard to feel bad for you. And I don't think she's serious.
Honestly though. Have you thought about just tripping her? Like into the garbage disposal? That's usually pretty reliable. Or again, poke out her eyes, then she can't find you.
Looks like rain to me.