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LOTR in 7 hours

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MistaSkier
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But I'm not going until tomorrow night. Still though, it's gonna be incredibly sick. I've heard tons of rumors about the length, does anyone know for sure?


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Dec 16 2003 7:42PM
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B-Wald
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just under 3.5 hours long..

gonna be fucken sweet..

a kid in one of my classes saw it last night..he said it was the best one yet..

i'm seein it in exactly 4 hours..
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Dec 16 2003 7:45PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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something about LOTR i just dont like. same with harry potter and star wars. just not into sci-fi/fantasy, i guess.
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'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
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Dec 16 2003 7:45PM
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master_hucker
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i cant wait to see it.. im seein it 2morrow nite and its gonna be awsome



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Dec 16 2003 7:47PM
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Krongos
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it will be the greatest movie of all time
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Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.
All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Dec 17 2003 7:42AM
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d-loc
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yeah right i havent seen the first 2 and u wanna know why... cuz im not a pathetic loser that has 4 hours to spend on each movie. who can sit through 3+ hours of movie 3 times, comeon its just a movie what are u gonna bennifit from it?


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Dec 17 2003 8:57AM
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jholer2
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anyone go to the midnight showing last night i heard it was awesome.



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Dec 17 2003 10:10AM
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HandiBoard
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d-loc---->dumb you probably have ADD and can't pay attention to anything over 30 minutes long. Instead of go seeing LOTR go overdose on ridelin

I'm going today after school at 3. I would have gone to the midnight showing but there would be too many freaks that only speak elvish and really do have hairy feet.
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Grandmaster CT Skiers

Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
Dec 17 2003 10:49AM
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Pipe_Munky
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you people are sad!




SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
Dec 17 2003 11:43AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
word, i'm going tonight, it should be pretty good




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Dec 17 2003 11:51AM
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d-loc
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haha handiboard it doesnt look like i have the problem... read what u just wrote it makes no grammatical sence what so ever. too much movie watching has rotted ur brain, get out and ski dont go watch tv.



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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
Dec 17 2003 12:01PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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d-loc is the reason film makers cut the shit out of their films down to 90 minutes. If its a good movie I'd like it to last longer than 90 minutes especially if theres alot more story to tell.


God is an American.
Dec 17 2003 12:22PM
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d-loc
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its true why are ski movies 35-45 min long, cuz noone wants to watch it for hours. yeah i just loved gangs in newyork. i got to sit their for 3 1/2 hours bored outta my mind leaving before the movie was finished. was that movie 4+ hours long or something, it was so boaring and noone could take it anymore. so we all jsut left. i jsut love sitting on my ass for 4 hours in a movie theater. ass all numb, tossing and turning, boared, back hurting, sticky shoes, food prices out the roof. it jsut all a big waste. so u see the movie for $12 and you get what outta it. the enjoyment of a memory for a few years then it jsut passes outta ur mind. never to be thought of again. sure take ur girl to a movie but for god sakes do soemthing else



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Dec 17 2003 12:27PM
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404404
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I WENT LAST NIGHT! it was damn good expect the people claping, cant wite intill they make the hobbit.



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
Dec 17 2003 2:08PM
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lineskier10
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yeah jamie you are stupid and cant write or spell correctly
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Dec 17 2003 2:52PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
D-loc and smally you are both dumb, just cuz i don't put commas and periods and stuff doesn't mean people can't understand me, if it will make you happy i will correct myself and maybe you retards can understand me-------
'd-loc---->dumb(meaning d-loc, you are dumb), you probably have A.D.D. and can't pay attention to anything over 30 minutes long. Instead of go seeing LOTR, go overdose on ridelin.

I'm going today after school at 3(o clock). I would have gone to the midnight showing but there would be too many freaks that only speak elvish and really do have hairy feet(like in the hobbits do in the movie).

I hope now that you understood me

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
Dec 17 2003 7:14PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
They're making the Hobbit? And d-loc; definitely ADD.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Dec 17 2003 7:22PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
one of my friends went to the 12 am showing last night, err.morning i guess. he was so dead in school today haha
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Dec 17 2003 8:00PM
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ViperSki
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 35
there is a rumour that jackson wants to make a hobbit movie but who knows if he will or not. id see it for sure.




Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.
Dec 17 2003 8:33PM
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canadianhotchik
Posts: 362 - Karma: 10
I'm seeing it tommorow moring with my engilsh class!



-Catie

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'Girls have balls...they're just higher up'- Shay

make boursht, not bombs!
Dec 17 2003 9:41PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
damn you i wasd supposed to see it with my English class but the board of ed or something said it was not 'educational'
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Grandmaster CT Skiers

Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
Dec 17 2003 10:56PM
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h3ofilms
Posts: 4214 - Karma: 12
d-lok...this is the third thread about lord of the rings you've made fun about people that watch the movie

we dont rag on you for watching 'Im nuts for Cowboys Butts' do we?


Line Skis
Siver Cartel
Orage
Powder
Armada
Dynastar
Dec 18 2003 10:44AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
exactly why are their 3 fucking thread for one stupid movie, tahts my point. im gonna keep raggin until these lil kiddies find out how to search and not just sign in and go weee i have some input today ill make a post about some 3 hour 40 min movie



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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
Dec 18 2003 10:51AM
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Pipe_Munky
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well i agree with the man! why the fuck is everyone going nuts about a fucking movie? is your life that dependent on it that you all must get so excited! you all remind me of my dog when i hold a dog biscuit in front of him. well i gues i have a better comparison for you guys, you're like the dorks that wait in line all night to see star wars movies when the come out!

go out and fucking ski! spend your money on lift tickets cuz at least you're up and doing something and having a good time doing it, not sitting in front of a giant screen for several hours!





SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
Dec 18 2003 10:52AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
and about the whole ADD thing. so what if i did have ADD, i dont, u know how many ppl have ADD? everyone has a little ADD in them so why are u able to say shit about others ADD problems. hell they didnt make themselves have ADD, god did or whatever source out their controlling everything. so to rag on someone for something they have no control over is jsut dumb. i rag on ppl for the decisions they make, cuz most of the time people are just stupid.



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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
Dec 18 2003 10:53AM
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h3ofilms
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^ because your so fucking stupid. If someone wants to watch it so badly. Let them. Its not your place to pass judgement on the entertainment tastes of certian individuals on ns.

Its pointless. Do you want a virtual 'yellow star' for everyone on ns you think is below you for what they do? can the shit

Line Skis
Siver Cartel
Orage
Powder
Armada
Dynastar
Dec 18 2003 10:56AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
and its ur place to speak for everyone and get all piss off? see everything u say goes both ways and thats what noone can understan. ill turn anything u say to me back at you. i wont stop cuz i am smarter than the average indivitual. I cant help you if you aint got the language down, its either sink or swim and the average drown. that u buddy ur gonna drown in my pool of endless knowledge and pointless garbage



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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
Dec 18 2003 11:07AM
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*Neil
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d-loc... its funny how u dont have any time to watch a movie that is 3hrs long that 'wont benifit you'. Then u go spend all that time u dont have on this web site talking shit... oh i guess its ok tho, cuz these pointliss threads sure will benifit you...
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Dec 18 2003 11:59AM
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d-loc
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^ well lets see probably cuz im at work now getting paid to post. once im done with work im either with my girl, skiing, or going to school full time. so no i dont have time to sit in 1 chair for 4 hours not moving.



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
Dec 18 2003 12:04PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
^ Il tell you there have been some stupid people on NS, but you take it.



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
Dec 18 2003 1:03PM
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Mattman
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I'm seeing it Dec 20 ah!

'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'
- Governor George W. Bush

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped
Dec 18 2003 1:07PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,347
''i am smarter than the average indivitual''

If you say so.
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DiNoMyTe!
Dec 18 2003 1:13PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
^^^ think about the wording, the average individual gets a 2.0 GPA and i ahve a 3.125 so doesnt that make me smarter than the average individual?

yeah u just got pwned buddy, SIT DOWN, and U SIT DOWN ABOVE HIM



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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
Dec 18 2003 1:30PM
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J.D.
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^Since we've decided to use GPA as a means of developing a hierarchy, mine's 4.0. Shut the fuck up d-loc. For all your shit talk you can't write, you can't spell, and you DON'T have a life. Let other people do what they fucking want.
Dec 18 2003 1:42PM
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d-loc
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haha looks like you have no life getting a 4.0 and yes i obviously have a life cuz im at work right now. gonna see my girl after work. then gonna ski. i go to school full time starting back jan 5th.

see all your statements contradict. you tell me to 'Let other people do what they fucking want.' yet you tell me to shut the fuck up. hmm interesting, for someone having a 4.0 can u figure out that you jsut told me to shut up yet thats telling me what to do. so im gonna take ur advise and do what i wanna do.

haha i love this site, i cant be beaten, BUHAHAhAHA



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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
Dec 18 2003 2:08PM
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J.D.
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So... first you say you're better than people because you have a 3.1 gpa (which is supposed to be high) and then, I'm WORSE because mine is 4. I don't takepsych so I can't claim to be able to understand degenerates. You'll have to explain. Are you saying that 3.1 is the ideal gpa? Any higher or lower and you're going downhill? Just trying to clear that up. Oh and to rephrase, everyone else here would appreciate it if you were to shut up. Also, you may want to stop talking about your work, as no one cares. Retard.
Dec 18 2003 2:13PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
exactly your finally getting it through your braniac head.

well you obviously think you know me and my lifestyle saying i have no lofe so i have to tell you my life, duh. how else you want me to say it. uhh after i get done deploying my software for the day i will be going to my girls, then to ski?

oh and ur last post was by far insuperior to anything said on the board. it really has no point nor makes any sence. hence why im not answering the question, wait were u asking one, u so propose.



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
Dec 18 2003 2:22PM
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Krongos
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best movie ever
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.
All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Dec 18 2003 2:27PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
'oh and ur last post was by far insuperior to anything said on the board. it really has no point nor makes any sence. hence why im not answering the question, wait were u asking one, u so propose.'

D-loc,
Whatever witty repartee I may have prepared has been blasted from my mind by your incredible facility with the English language. I am overawed by your invention of words, insuperior for example, which was so greatly emotionally scarring as to have damaged me beyond hope of repair.
Your inability to spell 5 letter words, such as sense, has injured my brain, and finally, I cannot hope to contend with the phrase, 'u so propose', as you so admirably put it. I kneel and beg forgiveness before you, squirming hopelessly in the crushing grip of your reason.
Dec 18 2003 2:28PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
first off ur gonna need to drop it down to my 3.125 level seeing as this is not some 4th level entry poetry class. im just typing as fast as i can to keep up with other threads. who cares a bout spelling, am i being graded mr 4.0, can u come over here an tutor me oh willing god of the school books.



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
Dec 18 2003 2:40PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Sure. First leson: 'about' is one word.
Now that may have been unfair because it was probably a typo... but what are you thinking with 'willing' in there? Learn to write if you want to argue. Also, please stop with the endless string of fallacies.
Dec 18 2003 2:44PM
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d-loc
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dude ur lame, unless your an english teacher stop correnting my grammer like a little goodie goodie. i just told you i dont care how i am typing. i have over 100 posts today just on these topics, i really dont think i care about grammer. are u willing to be my god?



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
Dec 18 2003 2:48PM
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J.D.
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Then at least start caring about your arguments rather than your post count and STOP WITH THE FALLACIES.
And technically you could call me an english teacher. It just isn't my future career. Not that that's any of your business.
Dec 18 2003 2:51PM
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Maximumsushi
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In your last thread, you asked him to correct your grammer.
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Dec 18 2003 2:52PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
it was the best of the trilogy. The 3 + hours really werent that big of a deal. The end was weird. It seemed like they were ending the movie then they'd go right to another 10 minute section I don't remember being in the books. They did that like 5 times. It was still awesome though. I probably didnt remember the stuff cause I haven't read the books in forever.

Coming Soon...
Dec 18 2003 2:57PM
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J.D.
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^It was all in the books, the ending just throws some people off because they completely did away with the scouring of the shire. Sam is supposed to end up following Frodo since he was, technically, also a ringbearer.
Dec 18 2003 2:58PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
i dont care about my arguments, cant u see that by now. you think ur so smart when actually your looking over the most obvious point. im on here to pass time, nothing more. its a riot to be able to piss ppl off with just some words said over the internet. get a life and stop taking shit so seriously




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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
Dec 18 2003 3:09PM
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Nickskier
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 13
seriously, i thought it ended about 5 times.
Dec 18 2003 5:23PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
^that was the only downfall to it..

i think it wouldn't have been as bad if i had read the book first because then i would've know what was gonna happen..but it would fade to black..then back into another scene..it was wierd..
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Dec 18 2003 5:28PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
I was disappointed when they didn't do anything with Saruman at the end. In the book they find him and like bitch him out and stuff. I think they do sumthing with the palantir too. hopefully that stuff will be in the extended versions

Also D-Loc you are officially a retard, you said before that i am stupid and i spell things wrong and have incorrect grammer, no you say no one cares about that, and your hopeless argueing about nothing doesn't help you. You remind me of one of my friend who just argues to argue, and in doing so it makes him look stupid. Esspecially when he says things that are completely irrelevent to the original arguement, which is much like what you are doing
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Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
Dec 18 2003 6:07PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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I don't remember the shire battle AT ALL. So that was at the end of the 3rd book?

Coming Soon...
Dec 18 2003 8:41PM
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